Great Aggie Jokes thread

[whatsshakinbacon]

  Two Aggies were walking around college station at night.  One looks up at the moon and asks the other, "Which is closer, the moon or Arkansas?"

  Out of disgust the other responds, "I can't believe you.  Can you see Arkansas from here?"

Did one of the aggies repeatedly say "moon.  M - O - O - N.  That spells moon."

Bacon out...

[Hogpuddin]

I could tell an Aggie joke, but I do not want to have to explain it to them over and over.

[kitshicker]

  Two Aggies were walking around college station at night.  One looks up at the moon and asks the other, "Which is closer, the moon or Arkansas?"

  Out of disgust the other responds, "I can't believe you.  Can you see Arkansas from here?"

Did one of the aggies repeatedly say "moon.  M - O - O - N.  That spells moon."

Bacon out...

LOL.....love it!! Anything with a reference to "The Stand", or any SK book is cool!!

[Dan Fielding]

How do you get an A&M grad off your porch




Pay for the pizza.

you idiot, that's a texas tech grad

[TulsaFan]

Wow guys, i've never heard any of these before. And you are talking about copying stuff, but you did the same photo shop 18 times.

Nice try A...Hole, it's the same person posting the pics.  These Aggies!!!

[arkansasbobrudaba]

Did you hear they quit serving ice water at the A&M cafeteria?

The aggie with the recipe for ice graduated!!!!


Do you know what they do with intellectually challenged aggies?

The cut off their middle and ring fingers and sent them to Austin!!!!

[IllmaticRackit]

How do you get a one armed Aggie out of a tree?



Wave at him.

[FHSHater]

Because I have got to share this with you.

[AirForceHog]

Never too early! Thats funny.

[losthawg68]

Because I have got to share this with you.

that's good stuff

[idiotghos]

College-age guy here.  I don't remember the SWC at all.  Any stuff you guys can come up with to persuade us young'ns to hate them?  I'd rather get a head start than waiting another 18 months.

[4razorbacksinky]

No, That was PRICELESS!

[Atreyu]

College-age guy here.  I don't remember the SWC at all.  Any stuff you guys can come up with to persuade us young'ns to hate them?  I'd rather get a head start than waiting another 18 months.

The fact that they aren't Arkansas gives me reason enough to hate them.

[Hogs-n-Roses]

3 aggies on a plane,2 parachutes.......

[Veritas Arkansas]

It is never too early to start hating on anything Texas related.  Period.

[PorkSoda]

College-age guy here.  I don't remember the SWC at all.  Any stuff you guys can come up with to persuade us young'ns to hate them?  I'd rather get a head start than waiting another 18 months.

Because their Aggies.  Do you need a better reason?

[The Hog Blogger]

Not to rain on any parades but...
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/aggie.asp

Knowledge is...power?

[txkrazorback]

A&M: where do I start?
An aggie has an opportunity to graduate but he has to take an exit exam.
he goes before a panel of A&M professors who collectively determine the sole
question:
"Mr Dumbash; how much is 3+4?"
he thinks for five minutes and responds.
"I'm not sure, but I'll guess it's...7?"
The aggie professors ask him to leave the room and the converse for 2& 1/2 hours.
Then they summon himback into the room.
"Mr. Dumbash, we've decided to give you a second chance..."

[Hogs-n-Roses]

3 aggies, a stool, a lightbulb..........

[Wayne Watson]

Not to rain on any parades but...
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/aggie.asp

Knowledge is...power?

And your point would be?

[Wayne Watson]

1 aggie, a sheep and a cliff

[FedUpWithNutt]

As Larry the Cable guy might say, "Now that right 'ter iz a good un' !"

[Table Rocker]

careful, those f*gs over at texags will porn bomb us again

[Hogs-n-Roses]

1 aggie, 1 goat, 1 hour!

[Wayne Watson]

You know when you're close to College Station because all the sheep are backed up to the fence.

[NuttinItUp]

I never stopped.

[txkrazorback]

You know why li'l Aggie girls put sardines in their underwear?








So they'll smell like big Aggie girls..

[Theolesnort]

 Us oldtimers do not hate the Aggies. We tolerate and feel sorry for them at times and we for sure become Aggie fans when they play Texas. To hate on someone we owned from the late 50's on would be classless. It just seems when something good is about to happen to them then something bad happens. !975 for example, they come to LR on top of the world thinking they were about to be crowned National Champs and they leave the Rock with a terrible beat down. I was glad to win but I did feel sorry for them. That was the first time I heard a Aggie joke that I got a belly laugh out of. The new definition of a dope ring? A Aggie football huddle + a lot more like it that week. No to build up a hate for them means they will have to compete with us better than they did in their past.

[txkrazorback]

What's the difference between an Aggie
and a bucket of chit?



The bucket.

[txkrazorback]

To a Razorback, what's the difference between an Aggie & a Longhorn?






Not much...

[NuttinItUp]

You know why li'l Aggie girls put sardines in their underwear?








So they'll smell like big Aggie girls..

Oh my god, that is just wrong, haha.

[reddogjcss]

Never to early to hate a former SWC team!!!!!!!

[PiggyBack]

Please, no "bonfire" jokes.....

[Kilgor]

I'll see the Hogs play the Aggies in person at College Station in less than 2 weeks.  It's college baseball season!!!

[Swino]

Isn't/wasn't there a big A&M painted on the highway around Mulberry?

[PorkerOinker]

Question: You know the easiest way to get an Aggie cheerleader in your dorm room?

Answer: Grease the door frame and push like HELL.

[stronguard]

I heard the Aggie campus bookstore burned to the ground.  Real shame too.  The fire burned up both books in it.........................one of them wasn't even colored in.

[The Boar War]

College-age guy here.  I don't remember the SWC at all.  Any stuff you guys can come up with to persuade us young'ns to hate them?  I'd rather get a head start than waiting another 18 months.

They turn off the lights so they can kiss their girlfriend and their mascot is a freaking Collie.

[RhodeHog]

I'll start....Why don't Aggies play in the sand box?

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....The cats keep covering them up!




(This thread was inspired by FHSHater)

[tahlahog]

how many aggie freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, thats a junior level class at A&M

[Swino]

College-age guy here.  I don't remember the SWC at all.  Any stuff you guys can come up with to persuade us young'ns to hate them?  I'd rather get a head start than waiting another 18 months.

They are the ugly dude that thinks he is hot stuff.  Plus they have male cheerleaders. 

[RhodeHog]

Have you heard about the Aggie kamikaze pilot?
           



He flew 22 missions.

[Sao Ming]

An Aggie with a skeleton in his closet says what?




"I suck at Hide and Go Seek."

[centarkswine]

Never ever too early.

[BOAR_N2BWILD]

Why did the Aggie write TGIF on all of his socks?

To remind him Toe Goes In First

[Sao Ming]

What do you call a hot girl on the A&M campus?


Lost.

[bao187]

why do aggies store their diplomas on their dashboard?

so they can use the handicap parking.


whats the hardest part about being an aggie fan?

having to break it to your parents that you are gay


what did the aggie grad say to the hog grad?

would you like fries with that

[Sao Ming]

An Aggie and his girlfriend were making out in the back seat of his ride.

His girlfriend utters "Kiss me where it's hot and sticky baby..."

"Are you serious?" he replies.

"Yes.  HURRY darling!" she begs...

Aggie jumps in the front and floors it.

"Where the hell are you going?" she yells.


"Beaumont I guess."

[NuttinItUp]

Question: You know the easiest way to get an Aggie cheerleader in your dorm room?

Answer: Grease the door frame and push like HELL.

You know they have "Yell Leaders" that are all guys instead of cheerleaders, right?

[NuttinItUp]

How do you drown an Aggie?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool