An ole miss boy and girl were on a date, driving through a cold rainy night in north mississippi. There was a sudden bump, and the boy pulled the car to the shoulder.
"Oh, goodness! I think I hit a dog" he said, as he left the car to walk back to see.
Soon, he returned with the creature he hit, not a dog but a skunk. He opened the car door and handed to his girlfriend.
"Honey, the poor little guy is still alive. We should take him to the vets. Look at him, he is hurt and cold and shivering. Put him between your legs and to keep him warm while I drive" the boy said.
"But, baby, what about the smell" the girl asked.
The boy replied, "Well, hold his nose!"