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An Arkansan meets a bama fan herding sheep in alabama

Arkansan: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I
Speak to him?"

Bammer: "My dog can't talk."

Arkansan: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Bammer: (Look of shock!)

Arkansan: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Bammer)
Dog: "Yep."

Arkansan: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day,
Feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Bammer: (Look of total disbelief)

Arkansan: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Bammer: "My horse can't talk."

Arkansan: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Bammer: (Extreme look of shock!)

Arkansan: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing to Bammer)
Horse: "Yep."

Arkansan: " How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he
Rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a barn to
Protect me from the weather."

Bammer: (Look of total amazement)
Arkansan: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Bammer: "The sheep are liars!"