Official 'Say Something Nice About Alabama' Thread

[AUSTXHOG]

Toothpaste was invented in Alabama.  If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called "teethpaste".



Seriously, I have a co-worker that is an Alabama fan (the rest here are either Aggies or Horns), so we always talk SEC football.  Gets me through the off-season.

[hawaiianhogster]

Alabama is going to take Arkansas to the shed. Ouch!

[firejunky]

It only cost me $503 to get out of a speeding ticket I got there...

WOW! Were you going the speed of light.

[stronguard]

They have Bryant Denny.

We have a Denny's at Bryant.

Advantage: Bama

[whatsshakinbacon]

They have Bryant Denny.

We have a Denny's at Bryant.

Advantage: Bama

Sorry Strong - the Denny's is in Benton, not Bryant...still advantage Alabama.

Here's something nice about 'Bama:

Calypso's Bar and Grill in the Orange Beach Marina.  Best cheeseburger you'll ever eat.

Bacon out...

[stronguard]

You can make a slang phonetic basketball related palindrome with their name.

Ama Bala n Alabama

[Albert Einswine]

You can make a slang phonetic basketball related palindrome with their name.

Ama Bala n Alabama

Nice!  +1

[maximus]

DMAC wore a alabama hat to the heisman last year, that is sayin alot. 

[NuttinItUp]

They aren't as gay as Texass

[Tomhog™]

They make great moon shine in Oak Grove, AL...

[neal64ss]

Smith Lake, North of Jasper (1 hr north of Tuscaloosa) is a great place to spend a summer weekend.

and did I mention its not Texass or Louisiana?

[Biggus Piggus]

When we make inbred jokes about Alabama, it's like poking fun at family.  Imagine hearing a New Jersey resident call a New Yorker a Yankee.

Huntsville, Alabama, is where the Saturn V rocket was developed.  Wernher Von Braun worked there.  A lot of smart people are still there.

Alabama girls have an accent that will melt you into a puddle.

[Wild Bill Hog]

It's not in Mississippi.

[wincrimson]

They make great moon shine in Oak Grove, AL...

Among other things.

I know quite the beautiful girls that come from the Trussville-Oak Grove area.

[clifflee4mvp]

They have Bryant Denny.

We have a Denny's at Bryant.

Advantage: Bama

Sorry Strong - the Denny's is in Benton, not Bryant...still advantage Alabama.

Here's something nice about 'Bama:

Calypso's Bar and Grill in the Orange Beach Marina.  Best cheeseburger you'll ever eat.

Bacon out...

B-Town represent! Damn right we have a denny's

[itsawonderfulhog]

Lucy Buffett's (Jimmy's sister) Restaurant, LuLu's, in Gulf Shores.

http://www.lulusathomeport.com/main/index.php

Yearly stop for our family.  Good music, food, drinks (especially the frozen ones) but get there early to beat the crowd.

[Boardon Hamsay]

Lucy Buffett's (Jimmy's sister) Restaurant, LuLu's, in Gulf Shores.

http://www.lulusathomeport.com/main/index.php

Yearly stop for our family.  Good music, food, drinks (especially the frozen ones) but get there early to beat the crowd.

Ditto, I highly recommend LuLu's!

[PAHog]

The best man in my wedding was born and raised in Eastaboga, AL (near Anniston), but he's an Auburn fan.

[silvertip]

It's been 2 or 3 years now since a drunk Bama daddy squoze off a shot at his kids after a Bama loss !

[kcabrozaR]

If you need some red clay dirt, they have the market covered.

[hawaiianhogster]

Alabama will make HDN cry on national T.V.

[hogwild7]

MS girls suck....AL girls swallow

[Dalton]

This is funny, a buncha Arkies making fun of Alabama.

[LSPRazorbac]

Alabama is the only state with all major natural resources needed to make iron and steel.

Ok.  I'm too lazy to look this up.   Isn't steel made FROM iron?   Help me out.  Is there a joke here that I don't get, or am I just ignorant? 

I vote ignorant.






sorry If your going to open the door and make it that easy

[hog.goblin]

Isn't the girl from LSUfan's sig from Alabama?  That would be two nice things from Alabama.

[Porkem]

Remember that kicker who missed all those field goals and extra points against us last year?  I sure am glad he's doing better these days. 

Ever since he cost his team the game he has been on suicide watch.  He tried to hang himself but couldn't kick the chair out.

[Razotchieef]

Because people from Alabama will leave your porch politely....

as soon as you pay for the Pizza.

[hawaiianhogster]

Alabama will win the SEC West Championship game. Oh wait! We only win that one.

[CyberHog]

They've made some good music down in Muscle Shoals.

[SpaHog]

White Lightning

[LR Hog]

Just got back from Gulf Shores and it's okay but it is no SeaSide

[Wayne Watson]

I like Bubba Gump shrimp.

[kitshicker]

The company I work for is based out of Muscle Shoals, so it's nice to bring some of that Bama money to Arkansas.

[HamShank]

I have two great friends from Alabama.  Bama produces damn fine people from what I can tell.

[charleyhog]

They had a great coach born in Arkansas at one time, a long time ago

Oh well they probably don't even remember him by now

[brownhog]

I was driving thru Mobile when I saw a Krispy Kream with the "Hot" light on. I stopped and had a great donut.

Man, I love Mobile!

[AllenK]

Big Bob Gibson's BBQ
Golden Rule BBQ

[67Hog]

My ancestors came to Arkansas in the 1840's from there (with a banjos on their knees).

Come to think of it, my maternal grandfather's family came to Arkansas from Alabama sometime in the 19th century.  (I think they got lost.)

[67Hog]

Oh yes, something nice about Alabama:

Boiled (pronounced "bawled") peanuts.

[MDH]

They don't ever have to breathe Oklahoma air to get 3.2 beer on Sundays.

[VandyHog]

Hank Williams, Hank Williams, Jr., and a baseball team called the "Biscuits."

[Wayne Watson]

I have two great friends from Alabama.  Bama produces damn fine people from what I can tell.

They moved there from Mississippi.

[Hawgin84]

Every person from Alabama I have drawn as my co-angler in the bass tournaments I have fished have always been fine people and a pleasure to share my boat with.  :razorback:

[Tiredofhogssucking]

Nick Saban....sure has a pretty mouth!!!!

[mrcrowley]

this guy lives THERE

[NuttinItUp]

Their incestuous gay lovemaking is done in areas where I do not have to see it.

[NuttinItUp]

Their incestuous gay lovemaking is done in areas where I do not have to see it.

+1 for that

[hawaiianhogster]

Bama Sucks!

going a little off target? Target killer. lol.

[riccoar]

Alabama has a proven head football coach.

[98hogs]

The movie Deliverance is a Love Story in Bama , now ain't that sweet