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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3350 on: October 19, 2009, 10:34:56 am »

What a good post.  Unfortunately we have to murder your team.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3351 on: October 19, 2009, 10:35:31 am »

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3352 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:40 am »

Question,  I am thinking of going to the ole miss game and don't have tickets.  Will there be tickets available at the game? If not what is the best way to get tickets?  I obviously don't do this very often.

There should be plenty of tickets around. They will be available for around $70. Just look under the seats of your suburban. There are usually some $100 dollar bills laying around if your like me. My kid loves to play with those things in the back seat and some always slip through the cracks.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3353 on: October 19, 2009, 10:38:54 am »

would this be acceptable attire?

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3354 on: October 19, 2009, 10:40:28 am »

Funny post.  We're both smiling and amicable now, but I've got some bad news for you.  The Hogs are coming to Oxford, and bringing Hell with them, son.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3355 on: October 19, 2009, 10:44:18 am »

LOL Great post.

I guess I'm gonna have to stay at home since all I got are Oakleys.  :(
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3356 on: October 19, 2009, 10:47:26 am »

How does Leatherface Diana fit in with her skanky Mustang Ranch wardrobe?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3357 on: October 19, 2009, 10:48:49 am »

Watch it.  She'll smack you with a 2 x 4 so fast it'll mess you up!
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3358 on: October 19, 2009, 10:54:44 am »

+1 funny.  At least I don't have to bobby pin a mullet and put an orange poncho over my razorback gear to avoid a mugging as I did in Gville.  No I didn't really wear the poncho, the mullet was enough to blend in nicely  ;D
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3359 on: October 19, 2009, 10:57:07 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3360 on: October 19, 2009, 10:58:07 am »

I'll be wearing my shirt that says "We told you so." jk
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3361 on: October 19, 2009, 10:59:43 am »

needs to have some kind of logo
Is Retardo Danny's ball gag made by Polo?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3362 on: October 19, 2009, 11:01:33 am »

I find it funny as most of the people in the grove are living way above their means.....
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3363 on: October 19, 2009, 11:04:17 am »

Hey, that is really funny. Good sense of humor and I think the Arkansas fans should be able to dress down to your standards. Thanks for posting those.

Be sure you bring your Ole Miss faithful plenty to drink so you won't notice when the Hogs hand your team the beat down of their lives. I would apologize in advance for the embarrassment that your team is going to suffer at the hands of the Razorbacks, but you guys are already familiar with being embarrassed and will become even more so the longer you have HDN as your head coach.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3364 on: October 19, 2009, 11:12:15 am »

Unlike most of you rednecks I would like to fit in. Is there a place where I can purchase these items after I win a ton at Tunica friday?

I'm not sure, I have an assistant for that kind of thing. I'll ask her if I could ever find her sorry butt on this estate. I think large mansion estates are overated. I know I have to have one, but it is hard to find anyone.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3365 on: October 19, 2009, 11:27:12 am »

The Grove is surrounded by these places:




They even have a mobile service that circles The Grove on game days.

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3366 on: October 19, 2009, 11:37:49 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)



Oh man I just ate.  LOL
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3367 on: October 19, 2009, 11:40:49 am »

Delta Boy, that is one slick rig, but don't forget to tie your thunder mug down !
« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 11:46:31 am by WOODSHOG »
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3368 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:18 am »

What about this
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3369 on: October 19, 2009, 11:41:30 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3370 on: October 19, 2009, 11:45:08 am »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3371 on: October 19, 2009, 11:50:35 am »

Average ole miss fan who lives outside Oxford.



Will this do for the Oxford crowd ? ;)


and how long has it been since you've had a hot steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili and actually kept it down ? WELL THAT'S TOO LONG !
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3372 on: October 19, 2009, 11:52:13 am »

Delta Boy, that is one slick rig, but don't forget to tie your thunder mug down !

Have no fear the Still is well secured I have fresh shine for all my Arkie neighbors.

« Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 12:06:12 pm by DeltaBoy »
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3373 on: October 19, 2009, 11:55:47 am »

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.

Oh, that's right, I guess by Mississippi standards, Tahoe's and Ray Bans are Upper class.  Just so you know, in the rest of the country, that is middle to upper middle class.  You better just stay in Mississippi.   
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3374 on: October 19, 2009, 12:03:50 pm »

Isn't Mississippi the poorest state in the country?  There are pompous upper middle class fans at every major state school in south (and probably the country).  Not sure why this guy thinks this makes Ole Miss special.

Have you ever been to Oxford?  They all think that down there, of course if you drive 5 miles outside of town you still see Out Houses.......
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3375 on: October 19, 2009, 12:05:53 pm »

Ha, my silly friend. Upper Middle Class? Ha

The Upper Middle Class does my laundry.

I would say by Mississippi standards, 50k a year puts you in the upper middle class. 
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3376 on: October 19, 2009, 12:07:30 pm »

Oh, that's right, I guess by Mississippi standards, Tahoe's and Ray Bans are Upper class.  Just so you know, in the rest of the country, that is middle to upper middle class.  You better just stay in Mississippi.

I sorry, I wasn't clear

I meant to say hand-made Tahoe
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3377 on: October 19, 2009, 12:10:39 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3378 on: October 19, 2009, 12:39:03 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.

How embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that. That's Ricardo's office. He is my message board assistant. I found him in South America while I was on a diamond hunting expedition in the early 90's. His parents were killed in a civil war and he had no where to go. I had to create a position for him and decided he could handle my posting habits. I call him frequently and instruct him on what to type. It is very convenient. For example today I am on my private jet to visit the struggling country mentioned in my initial post. Without Ricardo, I could not post as frequently. The sig pic is unfortunate and I will have to discipline him when I return to the estate. Do not think ill of his poor decision to post a pic of his office. Considering where he came from, he thinks it is quite luxurious. Ahhhhh, the blindness of youth. Here's to Ricardo and may he continue to dream.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3379 on: October 19, 2009, 12:42:10 pm »

Have no fear the Still is well secured I have fresh shine for all my Arkie neighbors.



Is that Phil Jackson?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3380 on: October 19, 2009, 12:54:23 pm »

Rebel Chuck last year
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3381 on: October 19, 2009, 12:55:08 pm »

Is that Phil Jackson?

No that is my Pappy the Delta Still King.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3382 on: October 19, 2009, 12:57:05 pm »

for anyone who hasnt seen Rebel Chucks 'footwear' and 'upper class office'. I got this from his post's on Nafoom. Sweet office Chuck! Looks like you work at the DMV



is the above pic even working?? i'm at work and it blocks the pics.



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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3383 on: October 19, 2009, 02:32:35 pm »

Rebel Chuck last year


Close, but I do not support the pants with little pictures on them. Nor do I support the wearing of plastic swine upon your head.

Good luck this weekend gentlemen.
Here's to a good game and no injuries.
Enjoy the trip to those making it.
Spend some time in the grove if you have not done so before.
Our fans are are very welcoming to visiting groups.
 Please remember what I told you.
It's for your own good.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3384 on: October 19, 2009, 02:45:36 pm »

Just wondering if we have to pee in a ditch like we had to at your other fine state university?

What we have at Razorback Stadium
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3385 on: October 19, 2009, 02:47:20 pm »

How can you tell if an Ole Miss fan is married?  There are tobacco juice stains on both sides of his $50,000 Tahoe.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3386 on: October 19, 2009, 02:49:15 pm »

Just wondering if we have to pee in a ditch like we had to at your other fine state university?

What we have at Razorback Stadium
Notice the relatively low mounting of the urinals? This is to prevent hogfans from getting the snout of their hog wet.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3387 on: October 19, 2009, 02:55:41 pm »

How embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that. That's Ricardo's office. He is my message board assistant. I found him in South America while I was on a diamond hunting expedition in the early 90's. His parents were killed in a civil war and he had no where to go. I had to create a position for him and decided he could handle my posting habits. I call him frequently and instruct him on what to type. It is very convenient. For example today I am on my private jet to visit the struggling country mentioned in my initial post. Without Ricardo, I could not post as frequently. The sig pic is unfortunate and I will have to discipline him when I return to the estate. Do not think ill of his poor decision to post a pic of his office. Considering where he came from, he thinks it is quite luxurious. Ahhhhh, the blindness of youth. Here's to Ricardo and may he continue to dream.

I now know where the emails of my financial wealth and lost inheritance are coming from. You might want to remind Ricardo that even in Mississippi, it is against the law to impersonate a barrister. That being said just have Ricardo hand deliver the monies in cash to me and I'll keep my mouth shut about Ricardo's ignorance of law.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3388 on: October 19, 2009, 03:26:12 pm »

That's down right funny and a great post too! +1 to you.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3389 on: October 19, 2009, 03:35:45 pm »

The funny thing about this whole post is the rules that Chuck posted in the beginning are not far from the truth.  Just talk to anyone who's ever pledged at Ole Miss.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3390 on: October 19, 2009, 03:41:23 pm »

So I can't wear my Stoerner Jersey and Jorts in the grove?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3391 on: October 19, 2009, 03:52:14 pm »

Rebel Chuck's real identity:

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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3392 on: October 19, 2009, 04:03:25 pm »

...talk to anyone who's ever pledged at Ole Miss.

Prefer not to.
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3393 on: October 19, 2009, 04:05:16 pm »

Quote
This is a busy month for alot of Rebels.

Now that you have TCTWF you'll be busy going 0'fer October
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3394 on: October 19, 2009, 04:09:00 pm »

Rebel UpChuck?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3395 on: October 19, 2009, 04:12:00 pm »

Hey RebelChuck, why can't the Oxford Debutantes afford a decent drinkin receptacle besides a red solo cup?
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3396 on: October 19, 2009, 04:21:22 pm »

Hey Rebel Chuck, the only two things Miss. is famous for is throwing your empty whiskey bottles on the side of the road and you have the market cornered on Miss America winners. I know your "coach" loves that second statistic now if you would just get cell service in oxford because he hates that can on a string !!
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« Reply #3397 on: October 19, 2009, 04:35:36 pm »

Outstanding.  Hey Chuck.  Please post your "How to Clean the Snakeskins" in the Dickson Street Tavern.

I'm not sure what that is.
Here is the link though
http://nafoom.yuku.com/topic/22375
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3398 on: October 19, 2009, 04:41:05 pm »

Rebel Chuck, funny post.  ;D   Thanks for the laugh.

I just have 1 question.  I am not accustomed to indoor plumbing.  Do you guys have plenty of outhouses?  ;)
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Re: Road trip tips from your friend, Rebel Chuck
« Reply #3399 on: October 19, 2009, 04:44:33 pm »

Rebel Chuck, funny post.  ;D   Thanks for the laugh.

I just have 1 question.  I am not accustomed to indoor plumbing.  Do you guys have plenty of outhouses?  ;)

And do I need to bring my own "old newspapers" to wipe my butt with?
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