Not Jerry Tipton's Friday Basketball Notebook (the lighter side)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 22h22 hours ago

Good luck to Auburn tomorrow as they take on the Fighting Rabid Chickens of Louisville.



All roided up

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 17m17 minutes ago

There's a decent chance it'll be sunny in Lexington this weekend. Hope Jim McElwain remembers to pack his sunglasses.

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 Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 13h13 hours ago

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this headline...

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Courtney Cronin ‏@CourtneyRCronin 15h15 hours ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLwutttttt

Ben Garrett ‏@SpiritBen 12h12 hours ago

Freeze, on what he said to Kelly on tipped, 66-yard touchdown: "I said, 'Brother, you need to pray hard tonight and thank God.'"

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 18h18 hours ago

Kansas at #1? As long as they don't play a mid-major in the 2nd Round, maybe.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 18h18 hours ago

Kentucky is undefeated this year when Boom Williams' dad is allowed to attend the Cat Walk. #FreeBoomSenior




Was banned from Florida game walk through and futility streak was extended to 29 games (years).  Used to allow Sting to participate.

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AL.com sports ‏@aldotcomSports 1h1 hour ago

Assistant football coach at John Jay High School in San Antonio, Texas admitted to ordering players to target referee http://ow.ly/SzVHB

Jay assistant Mack Breed admitted that he "directed the students to make the referee pay for his racial comments and calls." Breed has been placed on administrative leave by the school district since shortly after the game in question.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  5h5 hours ago
I'm not completely certain that Leonard Fournette is human.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 2h2 hours ago

The last 24 hours in a nutshell.

(h/t @REED3R)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 2h2 hours ago

Louisville fans don't seem worried about Hookergate. To be fair, they are pretty used to dealing with sex scandals at that school.

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Later flipped to Ohio State

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 23h23 hours ago

Ohio State beats Maryland, which means they still haven't beaten as many ranked teams this year as Kentucky has.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  3h3 hours ago
Just as everyone predicted in August, Kentucky vs. Auburn is a matchup of the 2nd place team & the last place team.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  Oct 14
Not Jerry Tipton Retweeted Dr. Saturday
BREAKING: Deiondre Porter to Louisville. 

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 15h15 hours ago

Kentucky hasn't played a game decided by more than a touchdown in 11 months.

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Dantonio says Watts-Jackson is at hospital. Broken or dislocated hip.

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 Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 8h8 hours ago

Ohio State beats Penn State, which means Kentucky still has more wins over ranked teams than Ohio State does.

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Dantonio says Watts-Jackson is at hospital. Broken or dislocated hip.

Earvin Magic Johnson ‏@MagicJohnson  24h24 hours ago
Michigan beat my statue, but they couldn't beat the MSU Football team! Lol #GoGreen #GoWhite

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Whoops: Michigan TV station mistakenly reports Wolverines win over Michigan State http://cbsprt.co/1VZ8gdI 

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 19h19 hours ago

Tom Cruise attended the LSU-Florida game, which means that for once, Lea (sic) Miles wasn't the craziest guy in the house.




Les Miles on his mind and Lea Thompson in his heart?

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 1h1 hour ago

Ever since UK hired Calipari, UofL fans have been saying the NCAA would eventually come to Kentucky & lower the boom. Guess they were right.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton Oct 27

Watching the Blue-White scrimmage on DVR and call the cops because oh my goodness somebody stole John Pelphrey's accent

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 2h2 hours ago

Tennessee has 5 times as many 3rd down conversions as Kentucky has yards. That's weird.

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 Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 10h10 hours ago

Ole Miss > Alabama > LSU > Florida > Ole Miss > Alabama > LSU > Florida > Ole Miss > Alabama > LSU > Florida > Alabama > LSU > Florida > Ole

Vandy's offense is brutal. Prediction for next week Vanderbilt: 0 Kentucky: - 3

Kentucky has now failed to cover the spread 5 games in a row. The odds of that happening are 3%.

It was just his first series, but Drew Barker throws the ball short of the first down marker like he's been Kentucky's quarterback for years  [Should have tried a lateral]

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 11h11 hours ago

Whoever it was that was able to cobble together 10 minutes of UK highlights for the Mark Stoops show should get an Oscar.


Or at least a local Emmy

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  4h4 hours ago
Football conference.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton  3m3 minutes ago
Boom Williams is making big plays for both teams today.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 14h14 hours ago

Kentucky has now failed to cover the spread 6 games in a row. The odds of that happening are 1 in 64. #WhyNot

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 11h11 hours ago

USA Today names Kentucky the 2nd most miserable fanbase in college football.

2nd most.

Figures.

Can't even win that.

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Kentucky Basketball ‏@KentuckyMBB 11h11 hours ago

Before we take off, chew on this. @AlexTheGreat22 did.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton Nov 21

Michigan State beats Ohio State.

Kentucky has more wins over ranked teams than Ohio State does.

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 13h13 hours ago

You did this to yourself, Tom Crean.

(h/t: @jdomax)

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Not Jerry Tipton ‏@NotJerryTipton 14m14 minutes ago

Outcoached, outclassed, outplayed, embarrassed, never had a chance. This must be how Louisville fans feel during the basketball game.