Help a brother out...

[Ugly Uncle]

ASU is a brother school here in Arkansas.  Step brother...true...but a brother none the less.

They are in need of a new mascot name.

I am opening suggestions here...to help them along their way.

[MrSpook1352]

Engines

[Albert Einswine]

Victims or A$$ Clowns

[SAUhogfan]

How about ASU join the GSC and play the rest of the in-state teams and we forget about the.  They would be playing to their level and we could concentrate all efforts to find a football coach.

[RazorWire]

Jonesboro Jive Turkeys ?

[Tater Salad]

Razorbitches

[The Pulse]

Does san diego state have to change thier mascot? they should be something similar to them or hawaii.  Warriors or something along those lines.

[Ugly Uncle]

I know this is an old joke, but:

The Possum's...

They play dead at home and get run over on the road.

I know, I know, it is an old dad joke.

[Pyotr Tchaikhogsky]

ASU Skeeters

[Ugly Uncle]

Mike Irwin said this on another thread...so credit goes to him for this name:

The Seismologists.

Loved it.

[Albert Einswine]

ASU Skeeters

That would be an insult to skeeters!

[Albert Einswine]

Mike Irwin said this on another thread...so credit goes to him for this name:

The Seismologists.

Loved it.

Except that seismologists actually serve a purpose.

[Richard_white]

We should just push them 40 or so miles and give them to Tennessee

[bythelake]

The ASU tornadoes would be appropriate.  Many are too young to remember back in the late 60's and early 70' in consecutive years 2 tornadoes ripped through the city of Jonesboro.  Many were killed and much was destroyed. 

They could have some nice art work depicting twisters.  Hey, just having fun.

[Arkiejared]

Riflemen....sponsored by the NRA.

[RAZORBART]

Arkansas State Magpies " we make alot of noise and look silly as hell doing it"

[TorsinAHog]

My vote is for A$$ clowns!

[hogsrock]

dreamers

[TennesseeRaz]

Irrelevants

[MJ2]

Wannabees.   They could have this bumble bee looking thing that's always chasing a hog around.

[Feralhog]

Idgeuts 

It would save 'em a little money replacing signs on campus, because the S and I would still be good. 

For example:   Welcome to Jonesboro, home of the
                         Arakansas State University     
                                      dgeut
                                    I ndian s

[Thunderhog Jr]

 :razorback:

Arkansas State University.............Fighting Farmers!!!!!!!!!!!

:razorback:

[Chappeee]

Crusaders

[ErieHog]

Ages ago, I was an ASU student.  Yes, I am properly ashamed.  Back in the day (1996), several of us began a petition drive that had over 1400 signatures (about 15% of the student body at the time) wanting to change the name to the ASU Gorillas.   It had a historical precident from when the school was Arkansas A&M, wouldn't offend anyone, and would let the fans (both of them) express a creative sentiment.  I mean, going to the Convocation Center was boring-- but there was potential in going to 'The Zoo' or 'The Jungle'.  Heck, they could have even used 'Welcome to the Jungle' as a team anthem for highlight packages. Alas, the administration refused to even accept our petition, but I hold out hope that one day they'll be the ASU Gorillas.

After all, they monkey around, fling pooh at others, and haven't evolved beyond the stage of picking lice off of each other's backs.

[SigPig]

Ages ago, I was an ASU student.  Yes, I am properly ashamed.  Back in the day (1996), several of us began a petition drive that had over 1400 signatures (about 15% of the student body at the time) wanting to change the name to the ASU Gorillas.   It had a historical precident from when the school was Arkansas A&M, wouldn't offend anyone, and would let the fans (both of them) express a creative sentiment.  I mean, going to the Convocation Center was boring-- but there was potential in going to 'The Zoo' or 'The Jungle'.  Heck, they could have even used 'Welcome to the Jungle' as a team anthem for highlight packages. Alas, the administration refused to even accept our petition, but I hold out hope that one day they'll be the ASU Gorillas.

After all, they monkey around, fling pooh at others, and haven't evolved beyond the stage of picking lice off of each other's backs.

I seem to remember something like that.  As I recall, KAIT News did a story on it....on April 1st.  Was a good April Fool's Joke.

[GO]

ASU Mullets

[ErieHog]

Ages ago, I was an ASU student.  Yes, I am properly ashamed.  Back in the day (1996), several of us began a petition drive that had over 1400 signatures (about 15% of the student body at the time) wanting to change the name to the ASU Gorillas.   It had a historical precident from when the school was Arkansas A&M, wouldn't offend anyone, and would let the fans (both of them) express a creative sentiment.  I mean, going to the Convocation Center was boring-- but there was potential in going to 'The Zoo' or 'The Jungle'.  Heck, they could have even used 'Welcome to the Jungle' as a team anthem for highlight packages. Alas, the administration refused to even accept our petition, but I hold out hope that one day they'll be the ASU Gorillas.

After all, they monkey around, fling pooh at others, and haven't evolved beyond the stage of picking lice off of each other's backs.

I seem to remember something like that.  As I recall, KAIT News did a story on it....on April 1st.  Was a good April Fool's Joke.

Yeah, a fair amount of effort was put into it, and KAIT turned it into a joke.  Bastards.    Yet more reason to hate Arkansas A&M at that fine suburb of Piggot (AKA Jonesboro)

[longtimeHogfan]

How 'bout 'The Brussel Sprouts'?   They look like crap no matter how they're prepared.

[LA HAWG]

How about the Arkansas State Polecats.

[A-Town Hog Fan]

The Fault Dwellers

[Smithian]

Ouch. Below the belt.

+1

[Ish O]

The Artists formerly known as Indians.

[Hogblog]

The Rump Rangers or Whiners................

[RAZORBART]

Arkansas State Jealots " we are jealous of anyone that has a winning program"

[bdutt]

The 'Who 'Dat's?'

[ThisLittlePiggie]

Mike Irwin said this on another thread...so credit goes to him for this name:

The Seismologists.

Loved it.

Except that seismologists actually serve a purpose.

OK then, the Earthquakes. They cave in EVERY year.

[bythelake]

How about the Arkansas State Cotton Mouths.  Oh, sorry that would offend the snakes.

[Shag66]

After the way they treated the Lady Backs over there the only name that comes to mind is "The ASU Whiney B*tches"

[Thunderhog Jr]

Flat Landers

:razorback:

Well technically they are around Crowley's Ridge, so they could be the Ridgerunners.

:razorback:

[LA HAWG]

How about Razorbacks Jr.

[Thunderhog Jr]

How about Razorbacks Jr.

:razorback:

Hell No!!!!!

:razorback:

[ColinRagan]

how about the Arkansas State Sows, cause everyone knows a Sow ain't nuthin but a Hogs b*tch

[SigPig]

After the way they treated the Lady Backs over there the only name that comes to mind is "The ASU Whiney B*tches"

I was at that game (I was living in Jonesboring at the time) and I sat with a relative, who happens to be an Administrator at U of A, and we sat by the press box on the floor. As the game was nearing its end, an inbred Indians fan tapped my uncle on the shoulder and handed him a sign and said "Sir, give this to Mr. Broyles for me, would you?" The sign said, Hey Frank, why not the ASU men? My uncle politely turned the sign upside down on the table and did not respond. At that moment I wanted to turn around and tell that moron what a complete idiot he was- For one, because Frank Broyles has nothing to do with Women's Athletics, and two, these teams just happened to meet in the NIT- it wasn't scheduled.  I also wanted to tell him to take that sign and shove it up his ***.  But, I bit my tongue mainly because I didn't want to embarass my uncle or the Razorback fan base.  But I also realized that I really the Hogs to have the chance to return the favor to the Indians. At least once, in either football or basketball- so people like that moron would just shut up- at least for a little while.  I know this thread isn't about hating the Indians or if they will ever play each other- thats a tired subject- But I just had to share that. 

[HotRodHog]

THE KNIGHTS WHO USED TO SAY KNEEP.
THEY SHOULD GET SOME SHRUBS FROM UGA'S HEDGES. KNEEP

[Albert Einswine]

They would be playing to their level

I wouldn't talk too much smack, after all they have went to more bowl games than us in the past two seasons.

I seriously question your sanity and loyalty for the above statement.  In equal parts.

[SigPig]

They would be playing to their level

I wouldn't talk too much smack, after all they have went to more bowl games than us in the past two seasons.

I seriously question your sanity and loyalty for the above statement.  In equal parts.

Especially since the only reason they went is because the real Sun Belt Champion wasn't bowl eligible (didn't have 6 wins).

[Kodiak]

Another of Mikes callers proposed that they use the Ivorybilled Woodpeckers.
and they can call themselves the "Pecker Heads"

[PIGINAPOKE]

The Ticks

[Albert Einswine]

The Ticks

Ticks are too high a life form!  Keeping with the bloodsucker theme,  leeches might not be offended!

[BlackKnightHogFan]

My wife works for a dentist in the local area and this is a geographical joke but she said they should be called the..."toothless wonders"