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Coach Obvious

November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


Kevin

November 15, 2017, 12:20:47 pm #1
can I borrow your moving truck in about 2 weeks
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you.<br />James 4:7
Reject Every Kind Of Evil 1 Thessalonians 5:22
 

HF#1

November 15, 2017, 12:21:13 pm #2
"You gonna use 2 guys and a truck?"
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."  <br /><br />Benjamin Franklin

Coach Obvious

November 15, 2017, 12:22:18 pm #3
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.





"Maybe if we wrote 'em a letter..."

ipigsooie

November 15, 2017, 12:23:23 pm #4
"I thought you told me that folks were friendlier in the south!"

Boss Hog in the Arkansas

November 15, 2017, 12:23:29 pm #5
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


LOOK AT THIS SHEIT, JEFF! YOU DID THIS!
That's right, you don't want to be the man to replace the man.  You want to be the man to replace Rory Segrest.

Hogs49ers

November 15, 2017, 12:28:01 pm #6
But but, we had such a great week of practice!
SCREW Vandy!

BartIV

November 15, 2017, 12:28:42 pm #7
Brains before beauty.

Rey Pygsterio

November 15, 2017, 12:29:36 pm #8
"You put this artificial turf in for friggin' Petrino?"
"Rey Pygsterio will slash the tires on your Flex Fuel Tahoe and slap your Bentonville princess wife in the face." - Latarian

JIMMY BOARFFETT

November 15, 2017, 12:29:49 pm #9
But I grew up on a hog farm.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

BroyledNutts

November 15, 2017, 12:30:15 pm #10
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
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"You expect to sell this s**t to donors?"

Coach Obvious

November 15, 2017, 12:30:34 pm #11
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.





"I'm sorry, Jeff, but we can't actually put integrity on the o-line..."

(notOM)Rebel123

November 15, 2017, 12:31:17 pm #12
"Look, for the last time, it's Dilly Dilly. Got it?"
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber
 

The Hawg Marshal

November 15, 2017, 12:31:24 pm #13
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



After you Jeff!

10thPlanet

November 15, 2017, 12:33:22 pm #14
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm




CBB: If I keep holding my hand out will they throw me so more free money?
Long: My integrity is getting to me, I'll just keep all my money in my pockets.

elksnort

November 15, 2017, 12:33:44 pm #15
CBB, "I thought this wouldn't be so hard"

cjack

November 15, 2017, 12:33:54 pm #16
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm





Are these hillbillies that dumb, boss?  Look at the time of possession.  Do they not understand how important that is?
Woooo Pig Soooie!

ATU HOG

November 15, 2017, 12:34:57 pm #17
Bret "I'm trying to win the game"
Jeff "It's all good man, how are their grades?"

Kenny Dowell Loggains

November 15, 2017, 12:35:53 pm #18
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

SooieGeneris

November 15, 2017, 12:36:03 pm #19
"Whattya mean you traded the Shaggin' Wagon for a moped, it's gonna be a looooong trip to Aspen???!!!
An Old OL coach who's team couldn't block a hat last season... If things aren't MUCH better this fall,  enjoy Hot Springs Sammy!

(notOM)Rebel123

November 15, 2017, 12:36:31 pm #20
Quote from: gguillo on November 15, 2017, 12:35:53 pm
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

LOL!
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

DuckTalesLOL

November 15, 2017, 12:37:15 pm #21
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



"Well I'm obviously disappointed Jeff, what about you?"

jmark

November 15, 2017, 12:37:47 pm #22
"pull in the parking lot.  go thru the drive thru.  get me some dilly dilly"
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cjack

November 15, 2017, 12:38:32 pm #23
Quote from: SooieGeneris on November 15, 2017, 12:36:03 pm
"Whattya mean you traded the Shaggin' Wagon for a moped, it's gonna be a looooong trip to Aspen???!!!

Love this one
Woooo Pig Soooie!
 

Warbirdhog

November 15, 2017, 12:39:27 pm #24
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
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'You sat outside the BOT meeting for over 3 hours, surely you can watch 1 quarter or this!'

Hogs49ers

November 15, 2017, 12:40:48 pm #25
"Do they take American Express at Whattaburger??"
SCREW Vandy!

MasterChiefHog

November 15, 2017, 12:41:57 pm #26
These are the guys that have the grade to play!
Quote from: oldman1015 on December 28, 2017, 11:40:00 am
Having a bad day or always a dick?
Quote from: Hogs-n-Roses on December 06, 2019, 09:39:55 am
Sorry fo any misspells or paragraph s. I m on a scaffold.
Quote from: Hogwild on October 18, 2018, 08:23:47 amSince we are being optimistic, let's go full tilt boogie! If we win out, Ole Miss wins out, and Bama loses out. Then all we need is Miss. State to win against LSU & Texas A&M, and then have the Aggies upset LSU. 
And then we are hanging an SEC WEST Champion banner.

(notOM)Rebel123

November 15, 2017, 12:42:40 pm #27
"Have you tasted the  gruel that Levy peddles at the concession stand? Geez, by the way, who's the guy hugging the state trooper?"
"Knowledge is Good"....Emil Faber

PorkSoda

November 15, 2017, 12:43:26 pm #28
This is how you execute a judo chop
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." ― Edgar Allan Poe
"If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real." – Niels Bohr
"A mind stretched to a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions" ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Quote from: PonderinHog on August 07, 2023, 06:37:15 pmYeah, we're all here, but we ain't all there.

Pigsrus

November 15, 2017, 12:44:03 pm #29
My name is Bielema not Mangino you idiot!

gustofwind

November 15, 2017, 12:47:06 pm #30
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



GEEZ Jeff!  Just hold a press conference stating your bringing Coca Cola back and they'll forget this season ever happened.

Boardon Hamsay

November 15, 2017, 12:47:19 pm #31
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




Size matters, Jeff. Even with buyouts. See, I'm up here....
Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pmDo nursing homes buy a lot of lobsters for their residents or are you back behind the trash dumpster selling hot lobsters ito Uncle Dewey for his social security money?
Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
Quote from: thebignasty on April 03, 2019, 12:07:41 pmExploitation of quantum mechanics pretty much has to be addressed in the NCAA handbook.
Quote from: theFlyingHog on June 09, 2021, 10:50:01 amYou certainly keep the waters well chummed.
Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.

RebelW

November 15, 2017, 12:48:09 pm #32
"You wana hop on the wife, I mean the plane with me?"

tigerinhogtown

November 15, 2017, 12:48:34 pm #33
What is this "HOGVILLE" and why do they have Gus M's tail number?*

jrulz83

November 15, 2017, 12:49:19 pm #34
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Bet you I can eat the whole thing.
Lenin is cautiously optimistic.

The Boar War

November 15, 2017, 12:51:33 pm #35
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.




"I can still tend the rabbits, Jeff? I didn't mean no harm, Jeff."

BoogaHog

November 15, 2017, 12:52:23 pm #36
You know we are out of Smuckers in the locker room.  How do you expect us to perform under these conditions?  Did you remember to replace Smuckers with Bama...oh...wait :puke:

Hogs49ers

November 15, 2017, 12:55:44 pm #37
"But the fries are so much better at McDonalds than at Steak n Shake"
SCREW Vandy!

gustofwind

November 15, 2017, 12:57:54 pm #38
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Seriously, her name is Fanny? Like smacking you on the fanny?

HogScoutMaster

November 15, 2017, 12:59:03 pm #39
Where's my bottle of Jack?
"A week of camp life is worth six months of
theoretical teaching in the meeting room."

BoogaHog

November 15, 2017, 12:59:37 pm #40
Quote from: gustofwind on November 15, 2017, 12:57:54 pm
Seriously, her name is Fanny? Like smacking you on the fanny?

Aw yes. A wife named Fanny.  U goin' all wilbur mills on 'em lol!

BoogaHog

November 15, 2017, 01:00:35 pm #41
Quote from: HogScoutMaster on November 15, 2017, 12:59:03 pm
Where's my bottle of Jack?

DUDE...you know somethin I knoooowwwwww....lol

Michael D Huff AIA

November 15, 2017, 01:02:05 pm #42
"Why the f**k don't we have Coke anymore?"

TazorTusk

November 15, 2017, 01:03:25 pm #43
If you were half the athletic director that Alvarez was, I'd look a lot better to these fans.

Cotton

November 15, 2017, 01:04:43 pm #44
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.


YOU CAN'T DRINK TITOS WITH PEPSI JEFF!
"Who got a Scantron for Ryan Mallet?"  - Ryan Mallet, 2009

Razorbacks in Mexico

Ponderin' SUX

BoogaHog

November 15, 2017, 01:06:08 pm #45
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
Winner gets week's supply of Frito pie.



Once and for all, did you or did you not pick up my Johnsonville Brats from Harps?!

Whiskeyhog

November 15, 2017, 01:10:09 pm #46
Quote from: Coach Obvious on November 15, 2017, 12:20:15 pm
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You greedy bastage, we could have been using that money for better players.

hawgwash

November 15, 2017, 01:11:08 pm #47
Bret, some sickness really is death.

Kevin

November 15, 2017, 01:12:08 pm #48
can I go with you, don't leave me here
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you.<br />James 4:7
Reject Every Kind Of Evil 1 Thessalonians 5:22

CPO Hog

November 15, 2017, 01:13:59 pm #49
Quote from: BroyledNutts on November 15, 2017, 12:30:15 pm
"You expect to sell this s**t to donors?"
Winner
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