One-minute Change of Plans

[PolishPigPower]

400+ yards passing?  Check.  7 TD passes tonight?  Check.  A minute remaining, a defense reeling, and we're at the Cowbells 23-yard line?  Check.  Keep doing what we're doing, punch it in the end zone, and go up by a TD before their even hotter QB gets the ball?  Right?  Force him to drive the distance?  Hello?  No?  NO???  Run the ball?  Not once but THREE TIMES?!? Put it on the freshman kicker who is at less than 70% on accuracy?  Yeah, sure, whatever... nothing bad could happen after they get the ball back in 5 seconds because our D has really... well... it's been, um... well, it's very ill and there kids are there every day with it.