Texas legislature moves to ban football beyond the HS level...

[MuskogeeHogFan]

For the Emotional Well Being of the State.

I'll move this topic later, but I just had to share their angst. They are really in distress over their main college football teams. I mean, obviously a joke, but still funny.

The Texas State Legislature held an emergency session this morning to draft legislation that would ban the sport of tackle football beyond the high school level.

"Enough is enough. The good people of Texas are repeatedly tormented by Texas, Texas A&M and Baylor and, on the professional level, the Cowboys and Texans," said House speaker Joe Straus. "Today we move to protect the citizens of Texas and focus solely on high school football, which gives our people so much joy every Friday night."

The bipartisan move to ban higher levels of football comes in the wake of Texas being crushed at home by Maryland, Baylor losing to lowly Liberty, and Texas A&M somehow blowing a 44-10 third quarter lead to lose to UCLA — all in the opening weekend of the season. Meanwhile, the Texans are set to open yet another season with a below-average starting quarterback and the Cowboys, decades since reaching a Super Bowl, will be without star running back Ezekiel Elliott.


http://sportspickle.com/news/texas-state-legislature-moves-ban-football-beyond-hs-level-emotional-well-state.html

[zane]

 

[NuttinItUp]

That is hilarious!

[zane]

When the hurricane that destroyed your house is 2nd on the list of your priorities

[DeltaBoy]

LOL  Aggies , Bears and Shorthorns have flooded the hospitals on suicide watch.