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John Futrall

March 28, 2007, 05:29:20 pm #50
Quote from: ark30inf on March 28, 2007, 05:25:33 pm
A bag full of chicken beaks

or that scary Burger King King guy



Good choice

Ahenso

March 28, 2007, 05:30:40 pm #51
The King is a for sure bet.
 

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:31:36 pm #52
Quote from: Ahenso on March 28, 2007, 05:30:40 pm
The King is a for sure bet.

If nothing else the team will get fed their way. :)
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

John Futrall

March 28, 2007, 05:32:33 pm #53
Quote from: RazorRaider on March 28, 2007, 05:31:36 pm
Quote from: Ahenso on March 28, 2007, 05:30:40 pm
The King is a for sure bet.

If nothing else the team will get fed their way. :)

40 minutes of BK Stackers

jeffrey271991

March 28, 2007, 05:33:09 pm #54
Papa JOJO from vegas vacation.  Everything that kid touches turns to gold, pure midas.

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:33:36 pm #55
Quote from: mikeyg31 on March 28, 2007, 05:32:33 pm
Quote from: RazorRaider on March 28, 2007, 05:31:36 pm
Quote from: Ahenso on March 28, 2007, 05:30:40 pm
The King is a for sure bet.

If nothing else the team will get fed their way. :)

40 minutes of BK Stackers

Make it the quads and I just might become a basket ball fan. Hell I might even learn to play the game. LOL
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

HoggusMaximus

March 28, 2007, 05:33:46 pm #56
Smokey the Bear

Forrest Gump

A pile of Dirt

Elmer Fudd

and a Bag of Potato Chips

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:34:23 pm #57
Johnny Bravo
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

HoginIllinois

March 28, 2007, 05:35:05 pm #58 Last Edit: March 28, 2007, 05:37:58 pm by Hog Nutts
Duddy Waller
Wimp Sanderson
Richard Simmons

rcowen

March 28, 2007, 05:35:23 pm #59
Rocky balboa

rcowen

March 28, 2007, 05:35:39 pm #60
WIMP SANDERSON!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

cdohogfan

March 28, 2007, 05:35:50 pm #61
Johnny Chimpo

HoggusMaximus

March 28, 2007, 05:36:57 pm #62
Mojo JoJo
 

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:37:06 pm #63
George "The Animal" Steele
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

arkyvol

March 28, 2007, 05:37:37 pm #64
how about billy gillispie and bill self for starters?  its about time some of the posters on this board tried a healthy dose of reality and wised up to the fact that a hell of a lot of people out there don't look at fayetteville as if its shangrila.  i'm beginning to think that some of these idiots have never been anywhere else, so there's no point of reference.

cdohogfan

March 28, 2007, 05:37:47 pm #65
Turd Ferguson

U.P. HOGG

March 28, 2007, 05:38:01 pm #66
George Bush for AD-  He always has an exit strategy, oh wait.....

Football Coach- Bill Clinton  (Thank about the after parties!!)

Basketball Coach- norman swartzkoff  (He will get in your face)

ark30inf

March 28, 2007, 05:38:06 pm #67
Table Rocker...for our next coach you need look no further than your avatar.  He would be awesome I tell you..think about it


Table Rocker

March 28, 2007, 05:38:29 pm #68
Pokey Chatman, at least our players wouldn't have to worry about her "harassing" them

Idahog

March 28, 2007, 05:40:56 pm #69
Ladies and Gentlemen:  Please welcome the new coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks!

Quote from: Pork Twain on February 11, 2015, 07:11:54 am
Let me explain how this works...  If I have four really good meals in a row, I am thankful for that and I do not withhold my thanks for fear that the next meal might suck.

John Futrall

March 28, 2007, 05:40:56 pm #70
Quote from: Table Rocker on March 28, 2007, 05:38:29 pm
Pokey Chatman, at least our players wouldn't have to worry about her "harassing" them

Post of the thread!

cosmodrum

March 28, 2007, 05:42:27 pm #71
Luther Van Damme for AD

Michael "Dobber" Dubinski for BBall

Hayden Fox for FB
Go away, batin'

Ironhawg

March 28, 2007, 05:43:55 pm #72
Dickey Nutt.  BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:44:57 pm #73
Quote from: Ironhawg on March 28, 2007, 05:43:55 pm
Dickey Nutt.

With our luck that is who we wind up with.
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?
 

TheShifter

March 28, 2007, 05:48:30 pm #74 Last Edit: March 29, 2007, 06:00:23 pm by TheShifter
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Bam Bam Bigelow

The Iron Sheik

or

Bob Uecker

cosmodrum

March 28, 2007, 05:49:13 pm #75
Dick Cheney.

I betcha he can teach 'em to shoot.
Go away, batin'

cosmodrum

March 28, 2007, 05:49:43 pm #76
Quote from: TheShifter on March 28, 2007, 05:48:30 pm
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Bam Bam Bigelow

The Iron Sheik

or

Bob Uecker



What about Booker T?
Go away, batin'

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 05:49:50 pm #77
The Pilbury doughboy.

Oh....... wait a minute he coaches football at Tennessee.
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

Table Rocker

March 28, 2007, 05:50:45 pm #78
"a burning effigy of frank broyles"

----submitted by n.richardson

rcowen

March 28, 2007, 05:51:43 pm #79
George Clinton

razorback2day

March 28, 2007, 05:51:43 pm #80
Now that's a modivator !
Quote from: rcowen on March 28, 2007, 05:26:14 pm
My brother...
Always searchin' for the man I'm never gonna be ? ---Mike Mclure

d1nonlyhogfan

March 28, 2007, 05:55:01 pm #81
This guy:

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it." -- Lou Holtz

"I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make plays. I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win." -- Urban Meyer

tropical soooiee

March 28, 2007, 05:55:36 pm #82
Quote from: ark30inf on March 28, 2007, 05:38:06 pm
Table Rocker...for our next coach you need look no further than your avatar.  He would be awesome I tell you..think about it




Yeah that's a great choice....for me to poop on!

Table Rocker

March 28, 2007, 05:56:37 pm #83
Quote from: tropical soooiee on March 28, 2007, 05:55:36 pm
Quote from: ark30inf on March 28, 2007, 05:38:06 pm
Table Rocker...for our next coach you need look no further than your avatar.  He would be awesome I tell you..think about it




Yeah that's a great choice....for me to poop on!

i'd get T'd up before tip-off, be thrown out of the game by first media timeout

MalzahnNutt

March 28, 2007, 05:59:14 pm #84
John Wooden

d1nonlyhogfan

March 28, 2007, 05:59:17 pm #85
A lock of Albert Pujols' hair

Three domesticated buffalo

Jack OR Jill

The gap between Madonna's front teeth

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it." -- Lou Holtz

"I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make plays. I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win." -- Urban Meyer

rcowen

March 28, 2007, 06:00:37 pm #86
How bout the HONKY TONK MAN?!?!?!

 

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 06:04:09 pm #87
How about Shrek?
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

Dwight_K_Shrute

March 28, 2007, 06:04:48 pm #88
Dick Fick and if you don't know who he is, you don't know Jack stuff about college basketball.
Little known fact, but prior to settling on Guantanamo, the Pentagon wanted to house terror suspects at War Memorial Stadium.  It was deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment and in violation of the Geneva Convention.

RazorRaider

March 28, 2007, 06:05:20 pm #89
Quote from: HogZ28 on March 28, 2007, 06:03:19 pm
what about a turd sandwich or a giant feminine tool....


wait thats what we have as an A.D. and football coach....

No we don't have those for AD and FB coach.

A turd sandwich and giant feminine tool would be upgrades at both positions.
Quote from: LA HAWG on January 18, 2007, 08:00:42 am
No BCS Bowl Games.
No SEC Championships.
1 10 win season.
2-5 in bowl games.
0-2 in SECCG.

How many times do we need to post this stuff?

hogzirra

March 28, 2007, 06:05:30 pm #90
Scott Pierce
"The smell of fat chicks throws my spine out of place"

                                               -David Bowie

bigyellowdog

March 28, 2007, 06:06:14 pm #91
Magic Johnson

Rainmaker203

March 28, 2007, 06:06:19 pm #92
Elvis Presley will come out of hiding to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks.

rcowen

March 28, 2007, 06:06:29 pm #93
Gus!

TheShifter

March 28, 2007, 06:07:30 pm #94 Last Edit: March 29, 2007, 05:50:45 pm by TheShifter
Quote from: cosmodrum on March 28, 2007, 05:49:43 pm
Quote from: TheShifter on March 28, 2007, 05:48:30 pm
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Bam Bam Bigelow

The Iron Sheik

or

Bob Uecker



What about Booker T?

Ultimate Warrior

"Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart

Diamond Dallas Page

Ric Flair

Arn Anderson

Animal from Legion of Doom

That thing on Gorbachev's head

TheShifter

March 28, 2007, 06:07:50 pm #95
Quote from: rcowen on March 28, 2007, 06:00:37 pm
How bout the HONKY TONK MAN?!?!?!

 

Good One!!!!

Annax10

March 28, 2007, 06:08:08 pm #96
Darth Vader "Your lack of scoring disturbs me..."

Me

Beck Campbell "Now I get to determine the direction of the offense MUAHHAHAAH!"

The Toon Squad from Space Jam

Prosciutto

March 28, 2007, 06:09:10 pm #97
BUBBA HOG

Table Rocker

March 28, 2007, 06:10:11 pm #98
how are you guys posting pictures, my add pictures feature is missing!

oh yeah, add kurt rambis to the list

Tone

March 28, 2007, 06:12:19 pm #99
Notes Richardson-packing a little heat
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