POST RIDICULOUS COACHING CANDIDATES HERE!!!!!

[Vandyhog4]

To the Tin!!

[Boardon Hamsay]

My brother...

Now that is a freakin rifle right there.

No doubt!  Say an oil tanker comes between you and the deer, with this gun, you still hit the deer.

[Boardon Hamsay]

George "The Animal" Steele

Already taken....Majerus, who is a breast and wing meal and a carton of Ring Dings away from cardiac arrest.

[Doyle Hograves]

Ron Jeremy

Jenna Jameson

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Billy Bob Thornton - an Arkansas native who'd do us well.

[HogHeathen]

Ron Artest

[RazorBassin]

Bucket Head(New Lead Guitarist for G'n'R)

Hank Williams Jr.

Ludacris

That guy from Jeepers Creepers(He has some serious ups)

Sylvester Stallone(He could help with Anabolic enhancements)

Rudy

The Pink Power Ranger

Fat Albert(He can solve any problem)

Britney Spears(Why not, she's always in the news and it would help recruiting)

Mal-A-zahn

Spike Lee

David Copperfield(The guy is just magic on the court)

Tweeter(From Varsity Blues)

And Finally Donald Trump for AD because he knows those 2 words "Your Fired"

[Franchise_Hog]

With a Kiss!!!

[NateMan]

A nickle-dimer!

[bobetty]

Steve Shields, assisted by Joe Kleine.  Does Fayetteville have a Corky's?

[zebra]

Curly Neal

[hogsanity]

Pete Carill - former Princeton coach.  His style of play is awesome.

[HawgWyld]

Traci Lords
Exene Cervenka
Richard Simmons
Gene Simmons
Lemmy Kilmister
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
Ronnie Floyd
Bugs Bunny (due to his ability to rally the team in "Space Jam")

[RevHog77]

Send it in Jerome!

[stpdds]

Dick Vitale!!!  Lets make him a PTPer, BABY!!!

[quicksix]

elvis - he will fill-the-house every night and twice on saturday

[hawgslop74]

Bill Clinton....

Good recruiting. All players who come will not have sexual relations with the cheerleaders.

[WMHawgfan]

Phil Hellmuth

Wayne Newton

Chuck Liddell

Samuel L. Jackson

Carrot Top

Michael Buffer

Don Ho

Steve Buscemi

Paulie Wallnuts

[amiron]

Hillary Clinton

[EastMemphisHog]

**No Caption Needed**

[Ironhawg]

 

[HoggySTruman]

"DAGGER!"

[bambam1420]

The Big Fella!!

[hogsrule44]

just a little "touch" of tha glass

[SpringdaleBulldog88]

If I were Bill Rafferty I'd march my a** into oncoming traffic.

[John Futrall]

If I were Bill Rafferty I'd march my a** into oncoming traffic.

ONIONS!

[HoggySTruman]

Nolan Richardson III

[HOGansHero]

Butter Bean...Bu - tter Bean

[chiefsfan]

Jarod from the Subway commercial

Donald Trump

[HOGansHero]

"Shooter" would come with this coach to make a good staff. And they would bring Jimmy...Jimmy will play!

[Man_O_Pork]

If I were Bill Rafferty I'd march my a** into oncoming traffic.

With Authority!

[GREG1021]

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!

[chillinhoggie]

Rossi Morealle

[zebra]

I laugh hysterically when he, wants to throw out his "MAN TO MAN" quote and the team is playing zone, so he drops off a analysis of "2-3 zone with man to man principles"

[HOGansHero]

Two Letters - J.J.   

[GBoling5000]

my great-grandmother.  she's a tough old biddy, and I could use the eventual inheritance.

[HOGansHero]

Coach from "Teen Wolf"

[redbug56]

Dave Chappelle

[HOGansHero]

With a Kiss!!!

Drive, Draw annnnnndddd Dishhhhhhh! With Authority!!!

[Man_O_Pork]

I laugh hysterically when he, wants to throw out his "MAN TO MAN" quote and the team is playing zone, so he drops off a analysis of "2-3 zone with man to man principles"

The man is insane...

[LordStanleysHog]

Walter Matheau... look what he did with a bunch of no-good kids... Bad News Bears go to the SEC, that would be a great movie.

[HOGansHero]

I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about i
Wanna talk about number 1 oh my, me, my,
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see.
I like talkin about you, you, you, you usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me! (me, me, me,) I wanna talk about me-e-e. (me, me, me)

[LordStanleysHog]

I laugh hysterically when he, wants to throw out his "MAN TO MAN" quote and the team is playing zone, so he drops off a analysis of "2-3 zone with man to man principles"

The man is insane...

exactly, just say "Match-up Zone" you old fart or better yet don't say anything at all, except of course things like big fella, tenacious defense, with the kiss, etc...

[DeltaBoy]

Col. Sanders

[A Boy Named Sooey]

I think I'd be pretty good at it.

[HOGansHero]

But, can she recruit?

[PorkPhatRules]

Rossi Morreale

[devildog]

Hogville - every decision is made based on a realtime Hogville poll

[Geohul]

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer,


Or

This guy might get them "motivated".

I hear he'll work for a company Van, and a piece of land down by the river.

[jbakr428]

Jarred Smith

[HOGansHero]

What about Larry King?