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Started by twistitup, February 18, 2018, 08:32:07 am

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twistitup

February 18, 2018, 08:32:07 am Last Edit: February 20, 2018, 05:51:24 am by twistitup
Wow....what an opportunity, don't let this pass you by. How many people get an opportunity in their life as fulfilling as filling drinks for people as a Razorback games? Are you the type likes to help keep people alive and hear the home crowd roar? Hydration is a very important part of living and with this position you will have an opportunity to hydrate thousands in just ONE shift....just think of the satisfaction.

Along with serving drinks to save lives, you will be dishing up some of the best concession stand grub west of the Mississippi - With our new North End Zone addition and the 'upgrades' to the west side - the concessions experience will be fun this upcoming season....no more getting cursed at by angry fans, no more hostile work environments - nope, we are turning over a new leaf this fall and we will be hiring a top notch concessions staff.

Don't look back w regret - join the concessions staff today before all spots are filled (only 213 remain, hurry!)

Open Tryouts will include - cup filling competitions, pretzel salting, water bottle toss, ice scooping speed tests, Frito Pie building measurements (Chili / chip ratio. topping coverage percentage, number of chips, height of stack, topping weights, etc) and much more.

Spring game, LR War Memorial - tryouts start 1hr before kickoff...be ready to work if chosen.
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

zane

Somebody get Larry Culpepper on the horn!!
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NuttinItUp

I tried out last season, but they said I left too much head on my beer pour.

twistitup

Quote from: NuttinItUp on February 18, 2018, 09:47:30 am
I tried out last season, but they said I left too much head on my beer pour.

Like other things in life...it's all about the angle
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

redeye


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Quote from: twistitup on February 18, 2018, 08:32:07 am
Wow....what an opportunity, don't let this pass you by. How many people get an opportunity in their life as fulfilling as filling drinks for people as a Razorback games? Are you the type likes to help keep people alive and hear the home crowd roar? Hydration is a very important part of living and with this position you will have an opportunity to hydrate thousands in just ONE shift....just think of the satisfaction.

Along with serving drinks to save lives, you will be dishing up some of the best concession stand grub east of the Mississippi - With our new North End Zone addition the the 'upgrades' to the west side - the concessions experience will be fun this upcoming season....no more getting cursed at by angry fans, no more hostile work environments - nope, we are turning over a new leaf this fall and we will be hiring a top notch concessions staff.

Don't look back w regret - join the concessions staff today before all spots are filled (only 213 remain, hurry!)

Open Tryouts will include - cup filling competitions, pretzel salting, water bottle toss, ice scooping speed tests, Frito Pie building measurements (Chili / chip ratio. topping coverage percentage, number of chips, height of stack, topping weights, etc) and much more.

Spring game, LR War Memorial - tryouts start 1hr before kickoff...be ready to work if chosen.

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liljo

Uh...EAST of the Mississippi?

You young folks these days...

Oh well, Go Razorbacks Concession Stand People!
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twistitup

February 18, 2018, 05:22:09 pm #8 Last Edit: February 18, 2018, 06:03:25 pm by twistitup
Quote from: liljo on February 18, 2018, 05:21:13 pm
Uh...EAST of the Mississippi?

You young folks these days...

Oh well, Go Razorbacks Concession Stand People!

Good catch---I thought that damn river took a turn around St. Louis - map was all twisted

liljo - looking out for Twist....free Frito for you ~
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Hoggish1

Quote from: zane on February 18, 2018, 08:39:27 am
Somebody get Larry Culpepper on the horn!!

He is the judge who's choosing the finalists.  Should be a crack staff...

twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

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twistitup

Quote from: DEVIL DOG HOG on February 19, 2018, 05:33:31 am
We're  SEC. No less than $15/hr.

I agree....I'm working behind the scenes to get our people paid better than most.

SEC SEC SEC
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

 

Torqued pork


twistitup

Quote from: Torqued pork on February 19, 2018, 11:02:27 am
Quite a bargain for life-saving heroes.

That's what I'm saying...we sometimes forget the important role they play in life.

Stadium Hydration Specialists is what they should be called - but we will take what we can get.
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

jcbville

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But bruh youve got to lay off the weed a little.

twistitup

Quote from: jcbville on February 19, 2018, 11:15:37 am
Disclaimer: Im firmly in the legalize camp for marijuana.

But bruh youve got to lay off the weed a little.

Little harsh there JC.....

There is no drug test to be a concessions specialist

There is a joke around the concessions circle that I run in...they say the only drug test is if you brought a little with you to work....if you didn't - you fail.

It's just a joke though
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

hawgfan4life

Quote from: zane on February 18, 2018, 08:39:27 am
Somebody get Larry Culpepper on the horn!!

Larry doesn't do tryouts.  He only considers offers.  He is a professional now and above that sort of thing.

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NuttinItUp


Inhogswetrust

Quote from: NuttinItUp on February 18, 2018, 09:47:30 am
I tried out last season, but they said I left too much head on my beer pour.

A man can't get to much head.............oh wait you mean beer head.
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

"Why some people are so drawn to the irrational is something that has always puzzled me" - James Randi

twistitup

Quote from: Inhogswetrust on February 19, 2018, 06:35:21 pm
A man can't get to much head.............oh wait you mean beer head.

I hope you wouldn't say that to a member of the concessions staff.

#consessionsstafftoo
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

PORKULATOR

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PORKULATOR

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ImHogginIt

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Birminghog

Now, wait a minute, twist. Frito Pie building measurements? Now you've stopped preachin' and gone to meddlin'. I've tried to teach these people here in Alabama about Frito Chili Pie, and they just can't seem to get it right. First of all, they insist on using that melted cheese-like mess that they put on nachos out here, and then they drown the Fritos in chili and the cheese mess.  ::) Hell, they even ask people if they want peppers on their nachos! As if without peppers it's nachos at all, rather than just chips and cheese mess.

Being a Frito Pie missionary is a frustrating thing east of the Mississippi, bruh. Now, carry on. Rant over - horns down.

twistitup

Quote from: Birminghog on February 20, 2018, 03:28:51 am
Now, wait a minute, twist. Frito Pie building measurements? Now you've stopped preachin' and gone to meddlin'. I've tried to teach these people here in Alabama about Frito Chili Pie, and they just can't seem to get it right. First of all, they insist on using that melted cheese-like mess that they put on nachos out here, and then they drown the Fritos in chili and the cheese mess.  ::) Hell, they even ask people if they want peppers on their nachos! As if without peppers it's nachos at all, rather than just chips and cheese mess.

Being a Frito Pie missionary is a frustrating thing east of the Mississippi, bruh. Now, carry on. Rant over - horns down.

I've seen Frito Pies that were all chips....some all chili and very few chips. We want to give the fans Frito Pies they can be proud of...everybody has a camera these days - keep that in mind. All we need a few subpar Frito Pies going viral - and then we would be the laughing stock of the nation.

Keep hope alive out there in the Birm, once they understand the community building power of a quality Frito Pies - they will build a statue of you.
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Inhogswetrust

Quote from: twistitup on February 19, 2018, 06:43:13 pm
I hope you wouldn't say that to a member of the concessions staff.

#consessionsstafftoo

Depends on what she looks like.........
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

"Why some people are so drawn to the irrational is something that has always puzzled me" - James Randi

twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

Bash

Quote from: twistitup on February 19, 2018, 11:15:04 am
Stadium Hydration Specialists is what they should be called - but we will take what we can get.

Will there be any Senior Stadium Hydration Specialists?  I'm only interested if there are opportunities to advance.
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twistitup

Quote from: Bash on February 20, 2018, 12:07:58 pm
Will there be any Senior Stadium Hydration Specialists?  I'm only interested if there are opportunities to advance.

Sure, it's all about a passion for concessions...just like the Jeffersons -- movin' on up!

To the deluxe concessions on West Side
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

DeltaBoy

I want to be with the common folks and I will serve all cold drinks in Cans Iced down in #3 wash tubs with rock salt to make them really COLD
Hamburger
Hot dog
Frito Pie
Fried Catfish and Shrimp  by the plate with Tater Salad and Hushpuppies or on a Po Boy!
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
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Inhogswetrust

Quote from: DeltaBoy on February 20, 2018, 12:38:38 pm
I want to be with the common folks and I will serve all cold drinks in Cans Iced down in #3 wash tubs with rock salt to make them really COLD
Hamburger
Hot dog
Frito Pie
Fried Catfish and Shrimp  by the plate with Tater Salad and Hushpuppies or on a Po Boy!

Let me know what section you're in. That's the one for me.
If I'm going to cheer players and coaches in victory, I damn sure ought to be man enough to stand with them in defeat.

"Why some people are so drawn to the irrational is something that has always puzzled me" - James Randi

twistitup

Quote from: Inhogswetrust on February 22, 2018, 07:02:38 am
Let me know what section you're in. That's the one for me.

Upper Westside

Aka - The 500's

Along with all the additional grub....there will be a tattoo artist stationed up there this year too. Will be epic.
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

DeltaBoy

And the Tri Deltas will be there stirring the drinks in those tubs to keep them extra cold.
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.