On the lighter side......... Mom's description of a football game

[Hogblood]

The 2 teams meet at mid-field and flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first. Fans are yelling get the quarter back. After 4 hours of kicking, fighting, headbutting, injuries, time-outs (these occur when the players are naughty), the announcer still fails to tell who got the quarter. She shutters to think what the teams would do if a silver dollar was at stake.  In the Bama game we were penalized for blocking in the back, so when Robert Johnson got blindsided, why wasn't that a penalty?  These are the reasons she didn't like me to play football. Just no future in it at all