Which one of you broke in...

[SultanofSwine]

my buddies truck? He had two tickets to the Auburn game on the dash and you arseholes put three more with 'em.

[jabohog]

Oh My! Touchdown Sultan

[HogginTheHeadlines]

I hear that they were offering evacuees at Fort Chaffee tickets to the Auburn game, but the Red Cross stepped in and said they had already suffered enough.....

[Macgyver_Hawg]

Washington County is cracking down on DUI's.
First offense: you have to buy Razorback season tickets for football
Second offense: you have to go to the games

[idochog]

I made the mistake of giving 2 razorback tickets to the person who cuts my hair, needless to say I came out w/ a mohawk.

She also carved HDN sucks into the back of my hair.

[GorillaJMonsoon]

It was me, I also left a bag of squash, a fruitcake, and a ab-cruncher.

[UAbandalum]

Washington County is cracking down on DUI's.
First offense: you have to buy Razorback season tickets for football
Second offense: you have to go to the games

Third offense: you must stand in for Houston at post-game press conference and explain to the media why we suck.