Know what is depressing?

[GolfNut57]

It is seeing kids in the 14-15 year old bracket competing in the Drive, Chip and Putt contest hitting the ball 300 yards when you can only hit it 220 on a good day. 

[Jackrabbit Hog]

Parents are getting their kids on their steroid regimens earlier and earlier.

[Dillar Dog]

Parents are getting their kids on their steroid regimens earlier and earlier.

Lexi is a prime example.

[GolfNut57]

Lexi is a prime example.

C'mon Dillar. Don't be a hater just cause she can out drive you. 

[Dillar Dog]

That's not even a little true.  More straight for sure.

I like her.  She's a great golfer and a sweetheart of a kid.

[Jackrabbit Hog]

I like her.  She's a great golfer and a sweetheart of a kid.

Even with that nutsack you say she's got dangling?

[Dillar Dog]

Yes. 

I don't think she's hot at all.  I wonder about guys that do find her hot. 

[cosmodrum]

Yes. 

I don't think she's hot at all.  I wonder about guys that do find her hot. 

She does present a bit of a grey area. I think I can get past her boyish good looks though.

[Dillar Dog]

She does present a bit of a grey area. I think I can get past her boyish good looks though.

She's that unfortunate type of attractive.  You know it's a girl, but small rack, man face, no butt and square body.

Actually, that's not attractive at all.  Never mind.

[Boarcephus]

You know it's a girl, but small rack, man face, no butt and square body.

Built for golf?   

[Boarcephus]

It is seeing kids in the 14-15 year old bracket competing in the Drive, Chip and Putt contest hitting the ball 300 yards when you can only hit it 220 on a good day. 

And watching 10 years olds putting with $400 putters. 

[cosmodrum]

She's that unfortunate type of attractive.  You know it's a girl, but small rack, man face, no butt and square body.

Actually, that's not attractive at all.  Never mind.

Yeah, not enough hips. Still, I've schtooped worse...

[clutch]

She's that unfortunate type of attractive.  You know it's a girl, but small rack, man face, no butt and square body.

Actually, that's not attractive at all.  Never mind.

She's got a giant head.

[cosmodrum]

She's got a giant head.

As if I need something to make my wang look smaller

[cosmodrum]

That's why you play the back nine first ....

That's my usual move. Try to tee off before the knobs making the turn

[cosmodrum]

Wait a second here.  Schtooped or schlepted?  (or schlepped....)
What's the proper word?

Schlepped is a jew word (Yiddish?) For moving/carrying stuff I believe. Schtooped is a eord used by douchers to indicate they got a wet willy.

[Pigsknuckles]

She's that unfortunate type of attractive.  You know it's a girl, but small rack, man face, no butt and square body.

Actually, that's not attractive at all.  Never mind.

What my late father in law would call "barely pretty".