Bielema: A Mockumentary

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Reporter, "Coach how does it feel to be a dead man walking?"

Bielema:  "We don't discuss inside plans with outsiders.  Any true fan knows that."

Reporter:  "What do you think about AD Long being fired?"

Bielema: "Huh?  I haven't discussed my job security with him.  I'm too busy taking care of the next front facing Hog design."

Reporter:  "Coach, many say you have lost control of the team and players.  The practices aren't intense and you don't have a clue about the day to day happenings in practice.  What say you?"

Bilema:  "They can be my guest at the private bar I go to all the time.  How many are there?"