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The Ed Orgeron looks like game

Started by The OTR, November 06, 2017, 05:04:02 pm

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The OTR

Here's your chance:

Ed Oregon looks like a Louisiana sheriff who goes to the same diner every day for a bowl of gator gumbo, and when the waitress serves it to him, he takes a spoonful, looks at the waitress, and says it needs more heat and reaches for the Louisiana Hot sauce pours in half a bottle  and is sweating bullets by the time he finishes the bowl.

You guys can do better.  Let's hear it.

PharmacistHog

Looks like an old truck driver that used to frequent the tavern.
Quote from: GA reddiehog on May 18, 2019, 12:36:02 pm<br />Hogs have hit a wall at the wrong time of the season.  I will go on record now and say they may not even get out of their regional.  The hitting has been carrying them with a few good pitching outings but they just don't have the reliable pitching they need to get back to the CWS.<br />
Quote from: GA reddiehog on April 16, 2024, 07:44:38 pmPitching over hyped and hitting nonexistent is going to make for several loses here on out. Maybe it will not be as bad as the BB team. Lack of hitting has been a problem for many moons.

 

phadedhawg

Saw a video of him making noises I'd normally associate with indigestion into a microphone today....

Someone said it was his press conference....

PonderinHog

A fatter, slower Wes Welker and Tony Siragusa's love child.

HogPharmer

Quote from: PharmacistHog on November 06, 2017, 05:05:54 pm
Looks like an old truck driver that used to frequent the tavern.

Looks like a guy that used to sell "favors" to an old tavernite truck driver in the Flying J's parkin lot
Quote from: WorfHog on April 05, 2019, 11:26:00 pmRemember when Auburn dog piled AND THEY LOST!
Quote from: Pig in the Pokey on June 07, 2022, 01:57:05 pmRuscin needs a big one- Michael Carter has been our best player- or second best at worst- lately.
Quote from: PorkSoda on August 21, 2019, 02:19:03 pmwe can't be terrible forever.
Quote from: The OTR on December 01, 2018, 09:43:29 amGonna start reward season with an important one.
Hogpharmer.  There will be no vote.  He rid us of hoginmemphis, otherwise known as gomerbullinmemphis, and no one else can match that accomplishment in our lifetime.

Olla

Yaw yaw yaw football!

Yaw yaw yaw one-team-one-heartbeat!

Yaw yaw yaw geaux Tigers!

lol.

younghog

GO HOGS

Hog-Corleone

Looks like a guy that drives an aluminum jet boat thru the swamps and bayous of Louisiana looking for sunken Cypress trees.   
This is my word, and as such is beyond contestation.

The OTR

Looks like a cook/manager in a dive on bourbon street who keeps a sawed off baseball bat behind the counter with notches on it to signify every drunken frat boy who's gotten conked across the should blades or behind the knees for acting up in his joint.

WaltonCollege

He looks like someone who lost to Bama in a somewhat close game

The OTR

Looks like the new guy your recently divorced aunt Doris brings to thanksgiving, who sits in your recliner, stifles belches all day but doesn't bother stifling farts,  and drinks all your Budweiser, takes control of your remote, flips to old westerns instead of the cowboys game, and never says a word except when he gets up after every fifth beer to announce he's gonna go drain his lizard.

WaltonCollege

Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on November 06, 2017, 06:15:13 pm
Looks like the new guy your recently divorced aunt Doris brings to thanksgiving, who sits in your recliner, stifles belches all day but doesn't bother stifling farts,  and drinks all your Budweiser, takes control of your remote, flips to old westerns instead of the cowboys game, and never says a word except when he gets up after every fifth beer to announce he's gonna go drain his lizard.

This. And he'll slap your gf on the behind a couple times thru the night but no one really gets mad at him.

Potosihog

Looks like someone who is going to have one of the last few games of Beliema's career at AR.

He won't stomp a mud hole in many teams. But looks like a guy who will be smiling big when the clock hits zero against us