Body by ?

[TheEnemy]

Hopefully we can go get a really good strength and conditioning coach who will get us faster and more explosive

Any ideas who we might go after or will we get SMUs

[_Hamlet_]

YES! I am a huge hater of Herb. Brother is a waste of time and money.

[_Hamlet_]

Have they announced what will happen with the assistant coaches yet?

[Uncommon]

Body by Bert

[Tusks]

info is trickling out.

nothing on strength yet.

[RideTillIDieHawg]

Art Briles

[Cambridge Hog]

Richard Simmons

[HawgHeadCheese]

I remember when y'all was in love with Herb.

[Hogsmo Kramer]

Hans and Franz.

[HogShat]

Guess I'll have to change my avatar...

[247Hog]

I'd take Bodies by Roseanne before Bodies by Herb.

[MTBrookHog]

I want our freaks to come out on Saturday's in the fall.

[IronHog]

I remember when y'all was in love with Herb.

Not I

[Flrazrback]

Sideline coolers are now stocked with Red Bull instead of Water... GO HOGS

[woodrow hog call]

I'm sure Herb could do a fine job if he was instructed on exactly what type of body we want now.
When you have a boss, you are required to provide the results your boss is asking for.

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs, anywhere this side of the Navy Seals. Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

[Hog N Bama]

I remember when y'all was in love with Herb.

yes till broken foot became. Broken record !!

[CountryHam]

I'd like to see them be trained like those guys on American Ninja Warriors.  Fast and strong 💪

[porkbellys]

through in some gracie jujitsu, judo or some martial art. especially OL and DL. Footwork and weight transfer. call me crazy.

[apcapri]

Just buy them all Tapout shirts and they'll be good to go.

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

 I would definitely get with the Upper Classmen and give them a list of recommended running to start tomorrow... If they want to, that is.

[LumberBacks]

Maybe now the players won't have to do one-legged squats with max weight on the 50 yard line at midnight, and  the Team Podiatrist's salary can be used to up the antie for an awesome D.C.!

[PonderinHog]

Richard Simmons

"Stop the insanity" chick. 

[PonderinHog]

..sounds unhealthy

Urethra Franklin

[jgphillips3]

I want to see a shift away from "transformation" to "optimization".  The player needs to become the best they can be within their natural makeup rather than transformed into a type.

[Flrazrback]

Sideline coolers are now stocked with Red Bull instead of Water... GO HOGS

[devildoghawg]

I'm sure Herb could do a fine job if he was instructed on exactly what type of body we want now.o
When you have a boss, you are required to provide the results your boss is asking for.

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs, anywhere this side of the Navy Seals. Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

Weight loss is not important, fat lost is. We need to be focused on our boys getting all them Jelly donuts out of their diet and adding lean, explosive mass.

[AlmaHog2011]

Hopefully we can go get a really good strength and conditioning coach who will get us faster and more explosive

Any ideas who we might go after or will we get SMUs

We need a whole new strength staff. IMO maybe the weakest part of this team.

[AlmaHog2011]

Weight loss is not important, fat lost is. We need to be focused on our boys getting all them Jelly donuts out of their diet and adding lean, explosive mass.

Need more raw power period on the inside of the lines.

[PORKULATOR]

The Flash
I'm in favor of training em fast

[TheRazorback500]

Jake

[hawgmasta]

Just buy them all Tapout shirts and they'll be good to go.

Lol

[Augustus]

I'm sure Herb could do a fine job if he was instructed on exactly what type of body we want now.
When you have a boss, you are required to provide the results your boss is asking for.

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs, anywhere this side of the Navy Seals. Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs

Ok... but you can't have all of them.

It's like any business wanting something "at a low price, but high quality, and have it fast"... only 2 of those 3 options can be chosen, at any given time.

You want leanest? You're going to give up strongest. 

You want strongest? You're going to give up leanest, fastest, quickest, most agile.

Toughest? That's mentality.

And... LOLOLOL

Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

Again, you contradict yourself. Muscle weighs more than fat. So they could bulk up... which may or may not be a good thing (again, see muscle mass vs agility/flexibility)... and lose fat mass... but not hit your idiot goal set for them.

Or... they could go on a ration diet... lose a ton of pounds & be skinny as rails for the 1st game. And, the Strength & Conditioning coach would get his bonus.

Your post is the reason why fans aren't, and shouldn't be, included in employment decisions of something... they have no idea what they're talking about.

[Laughing Hog]

Next to a Venables type DC hire, this position should be the 3rd most important one on the coaching hierarchy

[Svrdhd]

Urethra Franklin

Dribbling coach, move to Hoops forum.

[HogPharmer]

Sideline coolers are now stocked with Red Bull instead of Water... GO HOGS

Red Bull and creatine.

[cosmodrum]

Jason

[The Kig]

Art Briles

Body, not booty.

[woodrow hog call]

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs

Ok... but you can't have all of them.

It's like any business wanting something "at a low price, but high quality, and have it fast"... only 2 of those 3 options can be chosen, at any given time.

You want leanest? You're going to give up strongest. 

You want strongest? You're going to give up leanest, fastest, quickest, most agile.

Toughest? That's mentality.

And... LOLOLOL

Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

Again, you contradict yourself. Muscle weighs more than fat. So they could bulk up... which may or may not be a good thing (again, see muscle mass vs agility/flexibility)... and lose fat mass... but not hit your idiot goal set for them.

Or... they could go on a ration diet... lose a ton of pounds & be skinny as rails for the 1st game. And, the Strength & Conditioning coach would get his bonus.

Your post is the reason why fans aren't, and shouldn't be, included in employment decisions of something... they have no idea what they're talking about.

The Augustus I rode with had quite a bit better sense of humor than you, but you just carry on.

[farmhawg]

I'm sure Herb could do a fine job if he was instructed on exactly what type of body we want now.
When you have a boss, you are required to provide the results your boss is asking for.

I say keep Herb and tell him we want the best conditioned, leanest, strongest,  fastest, quickest, and toughest bunch of hogs, anywhere this side of the Navy Seals. Pay him an extra bonus, based on total weight lost by the team in the next 90 days.

Clean House.

[Augustus]

The Augustus I rode with had quite a bit better sense of humor than you, but you just carry on.

Well, Woodrow... one thing we never put up with is a surly poster.  And as you can see, we still don't.

[berryhog]

Jason

I see what you did there. 

[woodrow hog call]

Well, Woodrow... one thing we never put up with is a surly poster.  And as you can see, we still don't.

Haha nice, very good.

[lasthog]

Haha nice, very good.

Who's taking the sick plants?