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Started by hehawg, August 24, 2017, 10:16:44 pm

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hehawg

Asian women looking? Erectile dysfunction???? On mobile here to check in on what's going on with my hogs what's up with all this BS? Android mobile here...
#LEFTLANE
#HAMMERDOWN!

NuttinItUp

I notice they only show up when I am on mobile, they don't show up when I am on my laptop.

 

kodiakisland

Aren't most ads tailored to your personal browser history?  My wife always knows what I've looked at based on the ads that pop up on her facebook.
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hehawg

I never get on a pc maybe it's just mobile...but still annoying
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NuttinItUp

Quote from: kodiakisland on August 24, 2017, 10:21:10 pm
Aren't most ads tailored to your personal browser history?  My wife always knows what I've looked at based on the ads that pop up on her facebook.

The cell phone can also read your brain waves. Those getting ED ads, it is because either 1) you have a limp willy, or 2) you were thinking a lot about limp willies.  (take your pick)

hehawg

Quote from: kodiakisland on August 24, 2017, 10:21:10 pm
Aren't most ads tailored to your personal browser history?  My wife always knows what I've looked at based on the ads that pop up on her facebook.

I don't guess I have any interest in Asian women or a dysfunction so they must be tailored wrong??
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#HAMMERDOWN!

kodiakisland

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:23:57 pm
I don't guess I have any interest in Asian women or a dysfunction so they must be tailored wrong??

Maybe you viewed a Hugh Freeze thread.  That could do it.
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hehawg

Quote from: NuttinItUp on August 24, 2017, 10:22:56 pm
The cell phone can also read your brain waves. Those getting ED ads, it is because either 1) you have a limp willy, or 2) you were thinking a lot about limp willies.  (take your pick)

If it's brain waves it's definitely off. I'm a big boobs type..
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#HAMMERDOWN!

hehawg

Quote from: kodiakisland on August 24, 2017, 10:25:25 pm
Maybe you viewed a Hugh Freeze thread.  That could do it.

You are on to something here!
#LEFTLANE
#HAMMERDOWN!

greasy_corner

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:23:57 pm
I don't guess I have any interest in Asian women or a dysfunction so they must be tailored wrong??

Stop crawfishing.  Everyone knows now.  Seriously.  They do.   

hehawg

Quote from: greasy_corner on August 24, 2017, 10:28:18 pm
Stop crawfishing.  Everyone knows now.  Seriously.  They do.

  No, no if the ad were "big boobs" I'd say you were right my friend
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NuttinItUp

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:32:34 pm
  No, no if the ad were "big boobs" I'd say you were right my friend

Gotta be subconscious, then.
:P

Smalltownhog95

I hate to derail the fantastic jokes. Im also on android. I had a problem with every time i scrolled down an ad popped up and took up half the screen. Only went away when i scrolled back up. No way to close it. It just kept popping up every time i scrolled down. It was bugging me for a couple of weeks. I constantly mess with my settings on my phone and the ads have disappeared since then so try messing with your internet settings.
Wait a minute this isn't chinese checkers.. This isn't even regular checkers!

 

Sow Lancelot

Awhile back, the question was asked of everyone how they liked the mobile version. IIRC, the hate ran at about 99%. Can we get rid of the mobile version now, or at least be allowed a default setting?
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nchogg

I never use an android for HV but if I use a PC and not logged in I get the ads but not when logged in.

ricepig

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:32:34 pm
  No, no if the ad were "big boobs" I'd say you were right my friend

Asian women with big boobs, I'm pretty sure that's been covered in the place we don't name......

DoctorSusscrofa

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:26:42 pm
If it's brain waves it's definitely off. I'm a big boobs type..
If you're into big boobs, you came to the right place.  There's no bigger boobs than the ones on HV MMQB.
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Pigsknuckles

OK...where is that classic post about googling boobs and DGB with safe search turned off? Funniest thing I have ever seen here.
"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

LRHog

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:23:57 pm
I don't guess I have any interest in Asian women or a dysfunction so they must be tailored wrong??

That or your wife/children are very interested in asian women and dysfunction. May be time to have "the talk"

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: greasy_corner on August 24, 2017, 10:28:18 pm
Stop crawfishing.  Everyone knows now.  Seriously.  They do.   

This, this and The yus...
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

Bacon_Bitz

All I know is that they have a 3 star dual threat QB.  Sounds like enough problems right there.

hehawg

Quote from: LRHog on August 25, 2017, 09:51:22 am
That or your wife/children are very interested in asian women and dysfunction. May be time to have "the talk"

They both have there own cells if that's what they're into :)
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#HAMMERDOWN!

longpig

Quote from: kodiakisland on August 24, 2017, 10:21:10 pm
Aren't most ads tailored to your personal browser history?  My wife always knows what I've looked at based on the ads that pop up on her facebook.

   ;D
Don't be scared, be smart.

longpig

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:23:57 pm
I don't guess I have any interest in Asian women or a dysfunction so they must be tailored wrong??

Algorithms don't lie.
Don't be scared, be smart.

 

Calling All Hogs

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:16:44 pm
Asian women looking? Erectile dysfunction???? On mobile here to check in on what's going on with my hogs what's up with all this BS? Android mobile here...
Once you watch one Asian porn they follow you forever. You would be better off in the long run to just give up and submit to an Asian hooker and be done with it. 

OneTuskOverTheLine™

Quote from: Calling All Hogs on August 25, 2017, 01:29:14 pm
Once you watch one Asian porn they follow you forever. You would be better off in the long run to just give up and submit to an Asian hooker and be done with it. 

And Keeping it real, just got too real...
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

Lanny

Quote from: hehawg on August 24, 2017, 10:16:44 pm
Asian women looking? Erectile dysfunction???? On mobile here to check in on what's going on with my hogs what's up with all this BS? Android mobile here...
there are no ads like that authorized.  Send a screen shot
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Seebs

Quote from: Lanny on August 26, 2017, 04:45:55 pm
there are no ads like that authorized.  Send a screen shot
Of his erectile dysfunction ... oooo Cigar Lounge material!
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NuttinItUp

Quote from: Lanny on August 26, 2017, 04:45:55 pm
there are no ads like that authorized.  Send a screen shot

I didn't see one for Asian brides like the OP, but there was an ED one when I went on my phone just now. (Note: I don't use my phone much, which may affect the ads you get, I have no idea.)


SRV

Quote from: DoctorSusscrofa on August 25, 2017, 09:27:37 am
If you're into big boobs, you came to the right place.  There's no bigger boobs than the ones on HV MMQB.
Well done sir........well done.
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HamSammich

Something is reading your cookies and sending malware ads to you.

hehawg

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#HAMMERDOWN!

kodiakisland

So??? What's the trick?  Axle grease?
If gun control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome. http://heyjackass.com/

LZH


HamSammich

Download a good adware virus software. Shut down internet. Run it. Clear all cookies. Run malware scanner again. Reboot. Try hogville.



Also use pop up blocker and ad removal software for future.

jkstock04

Thanks for the F Shack. 

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NuttinItUp

I tried it again on my cell phone and got the "Meet Pretty Asian Women..." ad that the OP was likely talking about.


nchogg

Quote from: NuttinItUp on August 27, 2017, 08:55:17 am
I tried it again on my cell phone and got the "Meet Pretty Asian Women..." ad that the OP was likely talking about.
Those ads are from your browsing history and cookies. Your ip server keeps track of everywhere you go and also use ads associated with it. It could very well could be adware loaded when you open a site. Now if I am not logged into hogville I do get some ads but not that type. I have had to remove adware from friends pc's before and let them know which sites they get them from.

NuttinItUp

Quote from: nchogg on August 27, 2017, 03:07:31 pm
Those ads are from your browsing history and cookies. Your ip server keeps track of everywhere you go and also use ads associated with it. It could very well could be adware loaded when you open a site. Now if I am not logged into hogville I do get some ads but not that type. I have had to remove adware from friends pc's before and let them know which sites they get them from.

Yes, like I said, I never use my cell phone to browse hogville, so that might affect things. Also, I was not logged in on my cell phone. I rarely use my cell phone to visit any websites; I usually use my laptop. Like I said above, the laptop never shows any ads.  Lanny just asked for screenshots, so I provided them.

Since everyone is getting the same "trending today" black box ads, it has to be specific to hogville, not to a person's browser or anything.

Lanny

Clean your cache, those ads above are not from Hogville.net.
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Ragnar Hogbrok

These ads make it a bit awkward to surf HVille during lunch at work.

See the attachment to this post for a screen shot pdf.
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Pigsknuckles

At least I haven't seen (in a while) that annoying pop up ad bar at the bottom of the PC screen when scrolling down.
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