I open the Commercial Appeal Sports section today

[HognotinMemphis]

and there is a short article on Ole Miss' first spring football practice that occured on Friday.

Nutt is briefly quoted in it. You can guess what he said:

"It was a good first day. There was a lot of enthusiasm and a lot of guys jumping around out here."

Wow. Just wow. How does the most stupid millionaire coach in the country do it?

[Boarcephus]

One more year of the good times and then reality hits that sucker square in his jaw.

[oklahogjr]

lol...i wanna make millions to say stupid crap and stumble into dumb luck victories

[oldbear]

Your first mistake was paying money for the Comical Appeal.

[Big Papa Satan]

I refuse to honor the Slander Appeal by using it to housetrain dogs.

[jdhogster]

I think what I found most interesting, after watching the recap of the Hogs practice this Saturday was CBP saying "Last year, it was like pulling teeth trying to get these guys to hit" .....that must have been b/c they are used to "jumping around with enthusiasm" instead of hitting with enthusiasm in the years leading up to BP's hire

[Albert Einswine]

"It was a good first day. There was a lot of enthusiasm and a lot of guys jumping around out here."

Wow. Just wow. How does the most stupid millionaire coach in the country do it?

Examine the two sentences.  There are 16 different words in the two sentences. A few of them are repeated.

Now, add these 13 words:  1.heart 2.love 3.helmet 4.energy 5.chinstrap 6.buckle 7.down 8.up 9.bounce 10.fumble 11.block 12.tackle 13.run

There it is... the entire 29 word vocabulary of Houston Dale.

He just mixes these 29 words up into various sentences that he has on a loop and spits them out when he deems them to be appropriate for whatever conversation he happens to be in.

[oldbear]

It is a great stretch of the English language to consider some of the statements Nuttless makes sentences. Other than that we agree.

[knowholesbarred]

Examine the two sentences.  There are 16 different words in the two sentences. A few of them are repeated.

Now, add these 13 words:  1.heart 2.love 3.helmet 4.energy 5.chinstrap 6.buckle 7.down 8.up 9.bounce 10.fumble 11.block 12.tackle 13.run

There it is... the entire 29 word vocabulary of Houston Dale.

He just mixes these 29 words up into various sentences that he has on a loop and spits them out when he deems them to be appropriate for whatever conversation he happens to be in.

You forgot rope ?

[Steef]

I think what I found most interesting, after watching the recap of the Hogs practice this Saturday was CBP saying "Last year, it was like pulling teeth trying to get these guys to hit" .....that must have been b/c they are used to "jumping around with enthusiasm" instead of hitting with enthusiasm in the years leading up to BP's hire

This has probably been posted before, but it's always fun to view your own future...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgFv0ObK_C4


As for Ole Miss.....they can look at our 08 season and see their future.

[RedSatinHog]

Your first mistake was paying money for the Comical Appeal.

Oh yeah!!!  That is quite possibly the worst news rag in America.

[Hawgrox]

Examine the two sentences.  There are 16 different words in the two sentences. A few of them are repeated.

Now, add these 13 words:  1.heart 2.love 3.helmet 4.energy 5.chinstrap 6.buckle 7.down 8.up 9.bounce 10.fumble 11.block 12.tackle 13.run

14.Winner 15.Fighter 16.Called 17.Play 18.Brotha

[HoopS]

"boy, you take a Devin MAC Cluster and a Jevaughn Snead and you feel good bout your chances.  Real good, Yancy.   I remember bringing those boys in and the look in their eyes, I knew what I was signing.   These boys have heart, lotta heart.  And both come from great families.  Great families.  I still thank their momma's and grandmomma's for trusting me to bring these boys up right.  I won't forget that.   Jevaughn needs to make better decisions."

[HognotinMemphis]

Oh yeah!!!  That is quite possibly the worst news rag in America.

It is all we have. After all, it's Memphis.

[HamShank]

One more year of the good times and then reality hits that sucker square in his jaw.

I think his good times end this year.  Despite having (by far) the easiest schedule in the conference, he has never NOT underachieved when he was expected to succeed.  Oh, and we beat them in Oxford this year, and I'll be there to heckle the b*stard.

[rzrbackrob]

Oh yeah!!!  That is quite possibly the worst news rag in America.

and it just went up to 75 cents daily

[Pecos Hog]

Examine the two sentences.  There are 16 different words in the two sentences. A few of them are repeated.

Now, add these 13 words:  1.heart 2.love 3.helmet 4.energy 5.chinstrap 6.buckle 7.down 8.up 9.bounce 10.fumble 11.block 12.tackle 13.run

There it is... the entire 29 word vocabulary of Houston Dale.

He just mixes these 29 words up into various sentences that he has on a loop and spits them out when he deems them to be appropriate for whatever conversation he happens to be in.

Now give nuts a little more credit.   He knows a few more big words and phrases like:  "special", "so close", "wish I could have that one back",  "messes you up",   and "one heartbeat".    He even repeats most of the big words that he uses for the benefit of those who aren't as literate.       But we cannot give him extra credit for the repeated words.   So, it's actually more like about 50 words.    But can he actually spell them?    Maybe not.   We know that Danny boy writes all his letters for him.     

[Tejano Jawg]

"Jumping around" occurs when your practice is in shorts and helmets. When Nutt is quoted after a full-pads practice, they'll move up to "bouncing around."

(I had to consult the Houston Dale Glossary for clarification.)

[Root66]

Then there's Donna and sext and hotel. And Teresa.

[Justifiable Hogicide]

You can guess what he said:

No kidding.
Every interview, every coach's show, it's always the same repetitive cliches and drivel from him.
All you learn is just how incredibly stupid he is.

[tusksincolorado]

Examine the two sentences.  There are 16 different words in the two sentences. A few of them are repeated.

Now, add these 13 words:  1.heart 2.love 3.helmet 4.energy 5.chinstrap 6.buckle 7.down 8.up 9.bounce 10.fumble 11.block 12.tackle 13.run

There it is... the entire 29 word vocabulary of Houston Dale.

He just mixes these 29 words up into various sentences that he has on a loop and spits them out when he deems them to be appropriate for whatever conversation he happens to be in.

Classic.

[Hawg Balling]

Don't forget that he also wore out the phrase "a lot of guys bouncing around" when talking about spring and fall practice. 

[hawgsav1]

I love the way Houston just sits at the press conference with his elbows on the table and his head either cocked to the side or just shaking his head.  I'm so glad he's at Ole Pissy now.

[Chief Hog]

His word bank may be small but he can text with the best of them.

[farmhawg]

With his limited vocabulary and incomplete sentences he sounds like a genius to the people of Mississippi.

[Pecos Hog]

From an Dave Brandt article published a couple of days ago in the Claironledger.......

In reference to his team for the upcoming year, "Nutt also admitted that this team could be special."

I kid you not.   

[Sivad]

In reference to his team for the upcoming year, "Nutt also admitted that this team could be special."

I kid you not.   

And Danny's brain is supposed to be the leaky one.

[OTTER]

When he speaks--no one listens!!  I am so glad the Mississippi Moron is outa here.  We could save the reporters at the Comical Appeal a lot of time by e-mailing them ole articles from our papers, then they could just cut and paste the quotes part.  We have a 10 year archive!!

[Wild Bill Hog]

It is all we have. After all, it's Memphis.

Just be thankful you aren't stuck with the Demozette.   

[Trottsky]

Just be thankful you aren't stuck with the Demozette.  

Rather have the Democrat than the Cursed Appeal or the Moron Daily News. Not to mention the ridiculously reduced Clarion Lecher.

[Wild Bill Hog]

Rather have the Democrat than the Cursed Appeal or the Moron Daily News. Not to mention the ridiculously reduced Clarion Lecher.

Agree with you on the Clarion Liar as we used to call it.

[SpareRib]

Oh yeah!!!  That is quite possibly the worst news rag in America.

Not that good!

[SpareRib]

Just be thankful you aren't stuck with the Demozette.   

WB - The Demozette ain't Pulitzer stuff, but it's head and shoulders over the CA.  (JMHO -  )

[Wild Bill Hog]

WB - The Demozette ain't Pulitzer stuff, but it's head and shoulders over the CA.  (JMHO -  )

Haven't read the CA in a few years so I'll take your word on it.  Too bad, it used to be a pretty good paper at one time except there was way too much Ole Miss coverage, and they were a little too happy to trash the Hogs.

[cosmodrum]

and there is a short article on Ole Miss' first spring football practice that occured on Friday.

Nutt is briefly quoted in it. You can guess what he said:

"It was a good first day. There was a lot of enthusiasm and a lot of guys jumping around out here."

Wow. Just wow. How does the most stupid millionaire coach in the country do it?

Well, we knew that 'flying' and 'bouncing' were interchangeable. Apparently 'jumping' has been added to that mix - maybe House of Pain ran practice this time?

[SpareRib]

Haven't read the CA in a few years so I'll take your word on it.  Too bad, it used to be a pretty good paper at one time except there was way too much Ole Miss coverage, and they were a little too happy to trash the Hogs.

Sports in the CA is Memphis, Ole Miss, and some UTenn or Alabama.  The Hogs are on the other side of the culture curtain called the Big Muddy.

[DeltaBoy]

I just Wild Rebeled

[Trottsky]

The Ape Peel doesn't even go statewide anymore, but has readership in NorMiss.

[Hawg Balling]

His word bank may be small but he can text with the best of them.

I wonder if he short texts, using words like ur, luv, lol, prolly, r, and stuff like that. 

"Donna, u & me 2gether 4eva." 

[havok]

I have a feeling either this year or next will be his last at Ole Miss.  He probably learned that he can't do his con-man routine for such a long period, or else people will catch on and expose him.

Like a Grifter.. he will do his thing....get some coin, and move on to the next Sucker.

[Hawg Balling]

I have a feeling either this year or next will be his last at Ole Miss.  He probably learned that he can't do his con-man routine for such a long period, or else people will catch on and expose him.

Like a Grifter.. he will do his thing....get some coin, and move on to the next Sucker.

I'll have to disagree with that.  You can take 6-6 to the bank for 20 years at Ole Piss.  Their glory days are long gone.  That was proven when they were celebrating like crazy the fact that they "nabbed" HDN. 

Funny story, my girlfriend and I went to NYC over Christmas, and we got tickets to be in the audience for the Late Show with David Letterman.  As we're waiting in line in the hall outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater, I noticed that the guy and girl behind me are talking with very southern accents.  I asked where they were from and they said Memphis.  I replied that I grew up near Memphis in East Arkansas.  For some reason, we then started talking about the bowl games, and he asked me where I went to school.  I said Arkansas.  This goofy grin passed over his face, and he said "We went to Ole Miss.  We're really fired up about our football coach."  I then said "We're really fired up about ya'll taking him off our hands too."

[Big Papa Satan]

And Danny's brain is supposed to be the leaky one.

That depends on if Darth Dork even has a brain.

[Hogsnort]

Check out this writer's comment re: Hootie at Monday's practice:
http://www.redcuprebellion.com/

11th paragraph down:
"Houston Nutt don't do stuff at practice"

[Sivad]

Check out this writer's comment re: Hootie at Monday's practice:
http://www.redcuprebellion.com/

11th paragraph down:
"Houston Nutt don't do stuff at practice"

He never did.
Except play with his cell phone. And we know what that was about.

[oldbear]

Just be thankful you aren't stuck with the Demozette.  

You obviously have never lived in Memphis or West Tennessee at all.  The Comical Appeal has no sports on a national or really even statewide level.  The Demzette is so far beyond that it is not even the same class.  I was looking at the Demzette sports this morning and noticed the article about Pelini getting an extension.  That would never be mentioned in West Tennessee.  If you go to Jackson, Tenner, you have the Jackson Sun.  In that one you barely even get college news.  It is minimal even on high school sports outside the Jackson area.  When I lived in Memphis there were times I would drive across the river just to get the Demzette and usually relied on USA Today for most sports.

[SpareRib]

You obviously have never lived in Memphis or West Tennessee at all.  The Comical Appeal has no sports on a national or really even statewide level.  The Demzette is so far beyond that it is not even the same class.  I was looking at the Demzette sports this morning and noticed the article about Pelini getting an extension.  That would never be mentioned in West Tennessee.  If you go to Jackson, Tenner, you have the Jackson Sun.  In that one you barely even get college news.  It is minimal even on high school sports outside the Jackson area.  When I lived in Memphis there were times I would drive across the river just to get the Demzette and usually relied on USA Today for most sports.

Truth.

[rebelbruiser]

I think his good times end this year.  Despite having (by far) the easiest schedule in the conference, he has never NOT underachieved when he was expected to succeed.  Oh, and we beat them in Oxford this year, and I'll be there to heckle the b*stard.

I'm sure you meant to say, "along with Alabama" at the end of that statement.  The only difference between their conference schedule and ours is that they play Kentucky instead of Vanderbilt, and that's pretty much a wash.

[hog_fan]

I'm sure you meant to say, "along with Alabama" at the end of that statement.  The only difference between their conference schedule and ours is that they play Kentucky instead of Vanderbilt, and that's pretty much a wash.

I'm guessing Ole Piss's toughest games are home while Bama's toughest games aren't. Your non-conference schedule is a damn joke. Dork got him 4 easy wins

And once again thanks for taking that moron away from us. it will be oh so sweet when you and others turn on dork if he doesn't bolt first.

[HogDom]

Check out this writer's comment re: Hootie at Monday's practice:
http://www.redcuprebellion.com/

11th paragraph down:
"Houston Nutt don't do stuff at practice"

My favorite paragraph was the little bit down at the bottom in regards to the best trash talking of the day hahaha

[hogfanwp]

So I guess it is to early for him to use words like charactor, pride, and love that helmet?