BBC "code" tags and php functions in signature

[InternetDrama]

I was trying to edit my signature to say
"Today is (today's date), and Texas still sucks."

But the BBC code tag and php are blocked. I fully understand why as soon as I saw it doesn't work. I wouldn't want just any schmuck to have the ability to execute code on my server, but is there some other method to read the server date and insert into my text?



FWIW, my code was
<?php echo "Today is " . date(m/d/Y) . ", and Texas still sucks."; ?>

[NaturalStateReb]

I don't think this is possible.