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CBB would be more effective if there were no halftime

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UA1985

November 11, 2017, 04:55:52 pm
Our coaches get their a$$es kicked during almost every halftime and our players are the ones who have to go out there and absorb the humiliation. It's as if our coaches have no ability to adjust, or anticipate the other team's adjustments.

CBB is a checkers player. We need a chess player leading this team into battle.


Seebs

November 11, 2017, 05:10:12 pm #1
I played chess with Bret once. His bishop made it to my last row and he said 'King me' . I said that is not how it works. He got mad and ate the chess set.  True Story
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MountieDawg

November 11, 2017, 05:10:21 pm #2
NO HALFTIME = NO HOT DOGS AND NACHOS FOR BERT.... WONT HAPPEN!!!!
SEC!

WayneHawg

November 11, 2017, 06:13:50 pm #3
CBB would be more effective at a hot dog eating contest than as a football coach

JackTNHogfan

November 11, 2017, 06:29:07 pm #4
Quote from: Seebs on November 11, 2017, 05:10:12 pm
I played chess with Bret once. His bishop made it to my last row and he said 'King me' . I said that is not how it works. He got mad and ate the chess set.  True Story

Haha!

RexMentor

November 12, 2017, 06:51:39 am #5
CBB would be more effective if there were no opponents. Wait. Check that. We'd still blow it after halftime.

HardCore

November 12, 2017, 07:04:55 am #6
Quote from: Seebs on November 11, 2017, 05:10:12 pm
I played chess with Bret once. His bishop made it to my last row and he said 'King me' . I said that is not how it works. He got mad and ate the chess set.  True Story

You Serious, Clark?
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razorbrass

November 12, 2017, 11:59:57 am #7
You are right - a mercy rule would save us all a lot of time and misery.
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Vantage 8 dude

November 12, 2017, 12:23:34 pm #8 Last Edit: November 12, 2017, 06:08:27 pm by Vantage 8 dude
Quote from: UA1985 on November 11, 2017, 04:55:52 pm
Our coaches get their a$$es kicked during almost every halftime and our players are the ones who have to go out there and absorb the humiliation. It's as if our coaches have no ability to adjust, or anticipate the other team's adjustments.

CBB is a checkers player. We need a chess player leading this team into battle.
Actually CBB would be far more effective it he weren't our HC and we weren't actually playing a game.

Ex-Trumpet

November 12, 2017, 12:25:15 pm #9
Quote from: MountieDawg on November 11, 2017, 05:10:21 pm
NO HALFTIME = NO HOT DOGS AND NACHOS FOR BERT.... WONT HAPPEN!!!!

Apparently, you're not paying attention!!  :)
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Pecos Hog

November 12, 2017, 12:29:52 pm #10
I wonder if BB knows how to play chess.

elviscat

November 12, 2017, 03:50:15 pm #11
You guys have to understand, he has to take a potty break at half and he loses his thoughts in the process.
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