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HamSammich

In the SEC and preferably at UA, whenever CBB is fired or leaves on his own accord. I demand it! This is how you give a football presser on your next opponent.


younghog

GO HOGS

 

HamSammich

Yawn all you want it it would be a fun offense to watch and a fun guy to cheer for aaannnnnddrrdd it's not like he couldn't match our output of wins lately.

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Quote from: HamSammich on September 06, 2017, 01:25:08 pm
In the SEC and preferably at UA, whenever CBB is fired or leaves on his own accord. I demand it! This is how you give a football presser on your next opponent.



HAHAHAHA!!! Gotta love Coach Leach!!!  never a dull presser but yah, I think it's a step backwards if CBB is gone (which isn't gonna happen anytime soon). I like our HBC and he brings a level of respect from other HBC's to Da Hill. CBB can put on a good presser himself when warranted.  GO HOGS!!!

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Quote from: HamSammich on September 06, 2017, 01:25:08 pm
In the SEC and preferably at UA, whenever CBB is fired or leaves on his own accord. I demand it! This is how you give a football presser on your next opponent.



Here yuh go.

Glad to have you around before the season really gets started.

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Tusks

OMG that's some funny schit.  He's mad but in a good way.
sometimes it's a good and some times it's a schit

SDZ_Hog

next time on "Being Mike Leach".  Mike and Rob Lowe head down to the Ozark Mountains to find wood apes.   

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HamSammich

Quote from: SDZ_Hog on September 06, 2017, 01:55:11 pm
next time on "Being Mike Leach".  Mike and Rob Lowe head down to the Ozark Mountains to find wood apes.   

That made me snort coffee. I can actually see this.

phadedhawg

Love the guy but I love him coaching at Wash St.  Besides in Seattle I'm surrounded by UW fans, and this guy could keep the Apple Cup interesting. 

NuttinItUp


 

Dwight_K_Shrute

He's a flake, so then you have to think about which schools in the SEC could handle flake.
Not a fit
1.  A&M:  No, too SUTA conservative and full of themselves.
2.  LSU:  Wouldn't understand a word he said.
3.  OM:   Leach doesn't know his Bible.
4.  Bama:  No, too machine like would turn on him at first falter.
5.  TN:  No, just doesn't fit.  Had their flake with Kiffin.
6.  GA: No too Southern.
7.  FL:  Too demanding, and he would want to spend too much time on his boat.
8.  Auburn:  Already have their offensive genius.

Possible Fit
1.  SC:  They like personalities, Holtz, Spurrier, Chump.
2.  Mizzou:  Flakey midwest school.
3.  KY:  Mumme connection, Hal was a bit of a character.
4.  MSU:  Mullen is a bit off so I see no problem with them accepting Leach.
5.  ARK:  Recent history of coaches with personalities, although a bit all over the place when you consider how different Nutt, BP, and BB are.
6.  Vandy:  The Commodore/Pirate connection makes a lot of sense. 
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NaturalStateReb

All Other SEC Programs:  "Please, please hire this divisive, bucket-mouthed slob."
"It's a trap!"--Houston Nutt and Admiral Ackbar, although Ackbar never called that play or ate that frito pie.

NaturalStateReb

Quote from: Dwight_K_Shrute on September 06, 2017, 02:16:21 pm
He's a flake, so then you have to think about which schools in the SEC could handle flake.
Not a fit
1.  A&M:  No, too SUTA conservative and full of themselves.
2.  LSU:  Wouldn't understand a word he said.
3.  OM:   Leach doesn't know his Bible.
4.  Bama:  No, too machine like would turn on him at first falter.
5.  TN:  No, just doesn't fit.  Had their flake with Kiffin.
6.  GA: No too Southern.
7.  FL:  Too demanding, and he would want to spend too much time on his boat.
8.  Auburn:  Already have their offensive genius.

Possible Fit
1.  SC:  They like personalities, Holtz, Spurrier, Chump.
2.  Mizzou:  Flakey midwest school.
3.  KY:  Mumme connection, Hal was a bit of a character.
4.  MSU:  Mullen is a bit off so I see no problem with them accepting Leach.
5.  ARK:  Recent history of coaches with personalities, although a bit all over the place when you consider how different Nutt, BP, and BB are.
6.  Vandy:  The Commodore/Pirate connection makes a lot of sense. 


Leach definitely knows his Bible.  His undergraduate degree is from BYU.

I think he'd fit right in at Texas A&M:  Talks like a 10, performs like a 6.
"It's a trap!"--Houston Nutt and Admiral Ackbar, although Ackbar never called that play or ate that frito pie.

Tejano Jawg

Quote from: NuttinItUp on September 06, 2017, 02:01:34 pm
Maybe Aggies will hire him.

I hope not. Every Leach team is dangerous. Even if they're not that great.

The Aggies and their weirdness, crotch grabbing, and so on, really doesn't fit with Leach's odd perspective. Besides, do Aggies have a sense of humor at all?
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Quote from: NaturalStateReb on September 06, 2017, 02:31:58 pm
Leach definitely knows his Bible.  His undergraduate degree is from BYU.

I think he'd fit right in at Texas A&M:  Talks like a 10, performs like a 6.
So he knows the bible, plus a whole lot of other stuff they added to it. :)

swinemaster

Frank Broyles hired him but got over-ruled by the "Committee".  Thus we got HDN.  Who know what he could've done at Arkansas.  I sure would've like to have given it a try.  Frank knows best

Dwight_K_Shrute

Quote from: NaturalStateReb on September 06, 2017, 02:31:58 pm
Leach definitely knows his Bible.  His undergraduate degree is from BYU.

I think he'd fit right in at Texas A&M:  Talks like a 10, performs like a 6.

He knows his Book of Mormon but I've never heard him quote Ephesians like Hugh Freeze.
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factchecker

Leach is currently 30-34 at Washington State and has losses to Eastern Washington (FCS) and Portland State (FCS).

No thanks.
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younghog

Quote from: HamSammich on September 06, 2017, 01:32:10 pm
Yawn all you want it it would be a fun offense to watch and a fun guy to cheer for aaannnnnddrrdd it's not like he couldn't match our output of wins lately.

I've seen his offense before.. Not even close to the pro-style that Enos is delivering.
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LZH

That video of the speech he gave to his Texas Tech players in the locker room is priceless. I think he is hilarious. But no, I would not want him as our coach.

 

gchamblee

Quote from: LZH on September 06, 2017, 03:12:05 pm
That video of the speech he gave to his Texas Tech players in the locker room is priceless. I think he is hilarious. But no, I would not want him as our coach.

One of the big complaints about CBB by the anti CBB crowd has been his record under .500 so I don't understand why they would want a guy that is under .500 against lesser competition.

bennyl08

Quote from: factchecker on September 06, 2017, 02:59:28 pm
Leach is currently 30-34 at Washington State and has losses to Eastern Washington (FCS) and Portland State (FCS).

No thanks.

In WSU's defense, EWU and PSU play the PAC 12 a lot. If they played SEC opponents, guarantee there'd be some MSU, SC, vandy, and Kentucky victories on their resumes over the years. Maybe arkansas if we played in a 2012 or even 2013 type year.
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twistitup

Quote from: gchamblee on September 06, 2017, 03:38:24 pm
One of the big complaints about CBB by the anti CBB crowd has been his record under .500 so I don't understand why they would want a guy that is under .500 against lesser competition.

But you mention Enos as a replacement when CBB leaves ?

He was 26-36 at CMU - talk about lesser competition...
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gchamblee

Quote from: twistitup on September 06, 2017, 03:53:27 pm
But you mention Enos as a replacement when CBB leaves ?

He was 26-36 at CMU - talk about lesser competition...

Yep. It could be a fail but I would be interested in seeing what Enos could accomplish here as a head coach if the job is vacant. Plus he isnt fat, which seems to be really important to the knuckle draggers.

Wildhog

I'm less concerned about the level of competition and more concerned about their talent level relative to their peers.  WSU is a bottom tier Pac 12 program.
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twistitup

Quote from: gchamblee on September 06, 2017, 04:00:13 pm
Yep. It could be a fail but I would be interested in seeing what Enos could accomplish here as a head coach if the job is vacant. Plus he isnt fat, which seems to be really important to the knuckle draggers.

Could be a fail? Yeah.....he couldn't cut it a Central Michigan, but needs a chance in the SEC - and he's thin

Makes perfect sense
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

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gchamblee

Quote from: twistitup on September 06, 2017, 04:03:21 pm
Could be a fail? Yeah.....he couldn't cut it a Central Michigan, but needs a chance in the SEC - and he's thin

Makes perfect sense

Who do you want if the job is vacant?

pigture perfect

I'll take a "Hop on the Wife " CBB Presser over what I just heard.
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twistitup

Quote from: gchamblee on September 06, 2017, 04:15:22 pm
Who do you want if the job is vacant?

Not a guy who failed in the Mid American Conference.

I plan on CBB being successful here - hopefully this job won't be vacant for years to come .....If we start beating bama and winning the SEC - why would CBB leave?

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

NuttinItUp

Quote from: NaturalStateReb on September 06, 2017, 04:24:11 pm
Nailed me.  Everyone should want their opponents to hire Mike Leach. 

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September 07, 2017, 08:58:24 pm #39 Last Edit: September 07, 2017, 09:17:13 pm by Großer Kriegschwein
Quote from: NaturalStateReb on September 06, 2017, 04:24:11 pm
Nailed me.  Everyone should want their opponents to hire Mike Leach.

He's lasted longer at every stop he's ever been at than your last three coaches at that abortion of football program in Oxford.

Since 2000

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And he's never been under a NOA for CHEATING. I figure that would be your first desire ina a head coach. But a zebra can't change his stripes I don't guess.

Never mind the fact that running the ball was an afterthought once Freezus Christ showed up in Oxford, same as a Leech coached team.

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Quote from: twistitup on September 06, 2017, 06:19:30 pm
Not a guy who failed in the Mid American Conference.

I plan on CBB being successful here - hopefully this job won't be vacant for years to come .....If we start beating bama and winning the SEC - why would CBB leave?



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twistitup

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

clutch

Quote from: gchamblee on September 06, 2017, 04:15:22 pm
Who do you want if the job is vacant?

If the job is vacant I want Mike Norvell from Memphis. I'd rather have him over Enos any day.

twistitup

Quote from: clutch on September 11, 2017, 11:04:14 am
If the job is vacant I want Mike Norvell from Memphis. I'd rather have him over Enos any day.

I agree
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

FaytownHog

Quote from: clutch on September 11, 2017, 11:04:14 am
If the job is vacant I want Mike Norvell from Memphis. I'd rather have him over Enos any day.
The guy that turned Memphis around is at Virginia Tech now.

FaytownHog

The only coach I've seen in my lifetime with real success here was a failed NFL coach that came back to college to win big again, so, if we could hit the lotto twice in my lifetime and be at the right place and right time, I'd hire Chip Kelley.

Have to have a big name to get kids to come to Arkansas over the other big name schools. Then have to have someone who knows what they're doing once they get here.

Inhogswetrust

Quote from: NaturalStateReb on September 06, 2017, 02:31:58 pm
Leach definitely knows his Bible.  His undergraduate degree is from BYU.

I think he'd fit right in at Texas A&M:  Talks like a 10, performs like a 6.

The Book of Mormon is not the Bible.
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Inhogswetrust

Quote from: clutch on September 11, 2017, 11:04:14 am
If the job is vacant I want Mike Norvell from Memphis. I'd rather have him over Enos any day.
Quote from: twistitup on September 11, 2017, 12:28:08 pm
I agree

He's still using mostly Justin's recruits. He might be great and is keeping things going but let's see how he does with mostly his own recruits. I think he'll be fine though.
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