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BPsTheMan

October 29, 2015, 07:06:38 pm Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 08:36:09 pm by Harry Rex Vonner
Gus Malzahn to the Dallas Cowboys

it's a done deal guys

Done. Deal.

BPsTheMan

October 29, 2015, 07:07:39 pm #1
bump
 

PORKULATOR

October 29, 2015, 07:10:51 pm #2
Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on October 29, 2015, 07:07:39 pm
bump
freakin hilarious... I'm plus oneing you because I get it.
I like your kind of funny dude.
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JIMMY BOARFFETT

October 29, 2015, 07:12:21 pm #3
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

BPsTheMan

October 29, 2015, 07:13:25 pm #4

redbarn

October 29, 2015, 07:16:19 pm #5
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JIMMY BOARFFETT

October 29, 2015, 07:50:43 pm #6
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

DoubleReedHawgCaller

October 29, 2015, 08:29:45 pm #7
Or
A couple female midgets, a few bottles of Wild Irish Rose, and a room at the Trout Inn...... who knows what may happen.....

Sed76

October 29, 2015, 08:39:10 pm #8
He'll have McFadden running the Wildcat in no time while Romo can only sit and stare. ::)

Tejano Jawg

October 29, 2015, 08:46:27 pm #9
Quote from: Sed76 on October 29, 2015, 08:39:10 pm
He'll have McFadden running the Wildcat in no time while Romo can only sit and stare. ::)

McFadden needs to be running the wildcat RIGHT NOW!
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Mike_e

October 29, 2015, 09:48:27 pm #10
Don't know if Jeruh could stand Gussie tryin to put him in the dunk tank.

Be funny though and if they set it up like down to the county fair no tellin how much they could raise.
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Overtheroadtruckdriver

October 29, 2015, 10:02:33 pm #11
Can't happen.  He's already sold his soul to the devil once, well maybe a couple of times.  No more than three times probably.

A fourth wouldn't hurt I guess.

jrulz83

October 29, 2015, 10:04:29 pm #12
Lenin is cautiously optimistic.
 

Athog

October 29, 2015, 10:41:12 pm #13
Well he may be available if Auburn continues to lose!

Hog N Bama

October 30, 2015, 06:14:32 am #14
Quote from: Athog on October 29, 2015, 10:41:12 pm
Well he may be available if Auburn continues to lose!
And LOSE they will!!  ;D

BPsTheMan

October 30, 2015, 07:26:35 am #15
Gus Haters  >:(

Jackrabbit Hog

October 30, 2015, 07:31:24 am #16
Did the forum headings get changed last night?  MMQB has turned into the Tavern.

Say....I think I just stumbled onto a great April Fool's idea for next year!
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Pigsknuckles

October 30, 2015, 07:35:34 am #17
Ok. Note to self. Coffee before Hogville.  ;)
"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

BielemaBrilliance

October 30, 2015, 07:40:50 am #18
lol
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Hogarusa

October 30, 2015, 07:40:58 am #19
Whats happening here?  This thread
I'll ride the wave where it takes me

BPsTheMan

October 30, 2015, 07:42:38 am #20
Quote from: Pigsknuckles on October 30, 2015, 07:35:34 am
Ok. Note to self. Coffee before Hogville.  ;)

inspired by your avi

Pigsknuckles

October 30, 2015, 07:50:42 am #21
Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on October 30, 2015, 07:42:38 am
inspired by your avi



Thanks for that nugget. My favorite game of all time (because I was there). Orange Bowl is close second.
"the ox is slow, but the Earth is patient"

Jackrabbit Hog

October 30, 2015, 07:52:33 am #22
Boy Gary Anderson was good...
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on June 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm
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Boardon Hamsay

October 30, 2015, 08:44:37 am #23
Gus to Dallas is a done deal. Hope Dave Christiensen joins his staff in some capacity.
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MS_HogFan

October 30, 2015, 08:46:05 am #24
Quote from: Scarlett Johansson's Liberally and Amply Slathered Frito Pie on October 30, 2015, 08:44:37 am
Gus to Dallas is a done deal. Hope Dave Christiensen joins his staff in some capacity.

I hope he brings in Smiley to run special teams.
SOOIE

Boardon Hamsay

October 30, 2015, 08:51:51 am #25
Quote from: MS_HogFan on October 30, 2015, 08:46:05 am
I hope he brings in Smiley to run special teams.

This. JLS would do great with special teams battles for large chunks of land.
Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pmDo nursing homes buy a lot of lobsters for their residents or are you back behind the trash dumpster selling hot lobsters ito Uncle Dewey for his social security money?
Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
Quote from: thebignasty on April 03, 2019, 12:07:41 pmExploitation of quantum mechanics pretty much has to be addressed in the NCAA handbook.
Quote from: theFlyingHog on June 09, 2021, 10:50:01 amYou certainly keep the waters well chummed.
Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.
Quote from: Boardon Hamsay on April 28, 2024, 05:45:23 pmI'm a market maker of instigation

JIMMY BOARFFETT

October 30, 2015, 08:54:36 am #26
Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on October 30, 2015, 07:52:33 am
Boy Gary Anderson was good...

Quit trying to derail this thread.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

owl

October 30, 2015, 08:59:05 am #27
Jimmy Johnson reborn 8)
OWL says SUPPORT THE HOGS

urkillnmesmalls

October 30, 2015, 09:01:07 am #28
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on October 30, 2015, 08:54:36 am
Quit trying to derail this thread.

Whaa??   ???   This thing was solidly off the tracks from the OP. 
I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

MS_HogFan

October 30, 2015, 09:01:55 am #29
Quote from: urkillnmesmalls on October 30, 2015, 09:01:07 am
Whaa??   ???   This thing was solidly off the tracks from the OP. 

He meant to say rerail
SOOIE

JIMMY BOARFFETT

October 30, 2015, 09:03:24 am #30
Quote from: urkillnmesmalls on October 30, 2015, 09:01:07 am
Whaa??   ???   This thing was solidly off the tracks from the OP. 

That's just your opinion.  On a HRV thread, you have to read between the lines.  That's where the real discussion is taking place. 
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

urkillnmesmalls

October 30, 2015, 09:15:20 am #31
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on October 30, 2015, 09:03:24 am
That's just your opinion.  On a HRV thread, you have to read between the lines.  That's where the real discussion is taking place.

Well, at the rate he's going at All Barn, he may go to the Cowboys, but it may be peddlin' peanuts.  "Get ya dry roasted peanuts heaah."  He could employ the HUHN and get twice the amount of sales during the game.   
I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

hogsanity

October 30, 2015, 09:17:40 am #32
Quote from: urkillnmesmalls on October 30, 2015, 09:15:20 am
Well, at the rate he's going at All Barn, he may go to the Cowboys, but it may be peddlin' peanuts.  "Get ya dry roasted peanuts heaah."  He could employ the HUHN and get twice the amount of sales during the game.   

I will not be shocked at all if he bails on Aub this year, 3 years is a long time for GM to be at any job.

Can you imagine a cowboys/eagles matchup with Gus and his staff and Chip and his staff gyrating on the sidelines with all their hurry up windmilling and signal cards flapping around.
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Albert Einswine

October 30, 2015, 09:24:21 am #33
Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on October 30, 2015, 07:42:38 am
inspired by your avi




That was a such a fun game to watch! One of my best Hog memories. I just now realized the TD they gave Texas was completely bogus. Dude's entire lower body was out of bounds out the side of the end zone when he caught the ball.
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oldrazorband

October 30, 2015, 10:12:12 am #34 Last Edit: October 30, 2015, 11:02:50 am by oldrazorband
Quote from: Harry Rex Vonner on October 30, 2015, 07:42:38 am
inspired by your avi



Thanks for the memories.  I was at the right end of the "A" at the beginning of the video.  They swarmed 'em from the beginning and never let up.

BPsTheMan

October 30, 2015, 04:12:45 pm #35
James Shibest joining Malzahn at the Cowboys as Special Teams Coordinator

that's the word

more later

BPsTheMan

October 30, 2015, 04:44:26 pm #36 Last Edit: October 30, 2015, 09:16:50 pm by Harry Rex Vonner
nm

owl

October 31, 2015, 12:55:20 pm #37
Quote from: owl on October 30, 2015, 08:59:05 am
Jimmy Johnson reborn 8)
JJ/GM start another NFL revolution 8)
OWL says SUPPORT THE HOGS
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