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I hate Verne Lundquist

Started by HogFan219, September 24, 2011, 06:59:39 pm

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HogFan219

If we're all going to vent, then I want to get this off of my chest, too. I hate him. With every ounce of humanity, I hate... Verne... Lundquist.

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edcm1

i'm with u 10000000000% the total worst!
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Duvall Falls Hog

Every time I hear his name I always wonder where his sidekick Ernest P. Worrell is.
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razorbackkid

Verne is Verne.  He is old and his dialogue is older.
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TeedupHigh

He must have have some great pictures because he is not a very good play caller.  Or maybe he's got something else he's really good at.......

tiber

He knows if he doesn't pander to the favorite relentlessly then he has no skill to merit his position.

I did envision crushing his shriveled nuts with a baseball bat today.

razorback3072

Both of them today sucked.  they were both Captain Obvious today.

My favorite though was Verne's "This predominantly Bama crowd".

Really??  Who would have thought a game in Tuscaloosa would be a "predominantly Bama crowd"?
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TeufelHog

Guys, best thing I did today was "mute" the TV.  Literally did it for the whole second half and it was sooo much better to watch.  First time I did this and highly recommend in the future.

HogFan219

I'm expecting any game now that Verne will get too excited, have a massive aneurysm, and there will be one hell of a mess that Gary Danielson will have to mop up with a sponge and shopvac.

I'm coming for you, Verne! I know you're greedily stuffing your fat face right now and you can't hear me over the crunching and chewing, but know that I'm coming for you!

rude1

Unless they are leaving the both and tackling our guys, I could careless who is doing the game.

bao187

i laughed pretty hard when he said "brandon mitchell now in the game, he takes off and this is exactly what he brings to arkansas" after mitchell was tackled 5 yds behind the line.
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I really don't care either, but since it came up, Verne is the world wide voice of figure skating.  I think he is a peculiar choice for SEC football.
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pigmailyen

Quote from: HogFan219 on September 24, 2011, 07:18:25 pm
I'm expecting any game now that Verne will get too excited, have a massive aneurysm, and there will be one hell of a mess that Gary Danielson will have to mop up with a sponge and shopvac.

I'm coming for you, Verne! I know you're greedily stuffing your fat face right now and you can't hear me over the crunching and chewing, but know that I'm coming for you!

I call shotgun.