John Holmes

[Hogimus Prime]

He likes to bust shots all over peoples' faces

[rzrbackramsfan]

Jonathon Holmes plays point guard because he likes to be on top and in control. 

[jchill]

John Holmes is hard to beat off the ball. Guy can also stroke it from deep, penetrate to the hole, really push the tempo, and work the back door cut. It always seems like the towel crew has to wipe up a lot when he's on the court.

ROFL! Very good!

[Inhogswetrust]

John Holmes is hard to beat off the ball. Guy can also stroke it from deep, penetrate to the hole, really push the tempo, and work the back door cut. It always seems like the towel crew has to wipe up a lot when he's on the court.

Hs favorite play is the pick and roll.......................

[Corkscrew Johnson]

He needs to grow a mustache stat

[Junkyard Hog]

With him the goal is never out of reach.

From way downtown.......bang!

[booogaga]

Nice to have a season where this is the controversy

Bingo

[k.c.hawg]

When he strokes that long one, it brings em to their knees!!

[rzrbackramsfan]

He's also a player because his favorite play is the give and go

[MrKnowItAll]

John Holmes is hard to beat off the ball. Guy can also stroke it from deep, penetrate to the hole, really push the tempo, and work the back door cut. It always seems like the towel crew has to wipe up a lot when he's on the court.

[RazorWhacker]

I've never seen him hit it from 96 feet, but dude is money at 69.

[Karma]

Good finisher.

[PonderinHog]

Speaking of being a great penetrator, most people walk on up and stick it in.  Holmes, conversely, sticks it in and walks on up.  It's the damnedest thing!

[farfromgroovins]

Always up when he goes in. I bet he can come from behind too.

[Dr. Starcs]

Is it true he turned down a full ride from Morehead St?

[Rooster Hogburn]

Other players are often baffled when, at 5'10", he is listed in the scouting report as a BIG man.

[hawgwash]

Real question is position.  He's not tall enough for the C or F.  He's best playing the G spot.

[Junkyard Hog]

And Holmes ends it with a facial!

[Smallie Bigs]

Everyone is over analyzing his follow thru from deep.

[Smallie Bigs]

When he gets off the bench everyone in the building gets nuts.

[Smallie Bigs]

When he gets in its like John in wonderland. He overwhelms the crowd.

[Smalltownhog95]

He's fearless. Gets in there with no protection and just shoots on everyone.

[Dudeman]

They can't stop Holmes. He just comes at them so fast they don't know what hit them!

[TheRazorback500]

It looks like he hung in well; he didn't peter out.

[luke hawg]

Oral Roberts gets finished on with the drop shot by none other than John Holmes. Is anyone surprised?

[pigsooie1000]

he's scored 13 points in 14 minutes on the season now. 6/6 games played he has scored

[songofthesword]

He just lets it go all over the place when he shoots

[songofthesword]

john holmes

oral roberts

there is a joke there somewhere. my brain is too fried to come up with it

[Pig in the Pokey]

He has great length.

he has an enlongated followthru.

[Biggus Piggus]

Holmes buried it again tonight.

[BDSCT51]

Is it true he turned down a full ride from Morehead St?

It's only taken me a full 12 hours for this one to sink in the deep crevice of grey matter! Outstanding!

[Breems]

It's only taken me a full 12 hours for this one to sink in the deep crevice of grey matter! Outstanding!

POTY contender.

[NoogaHog]

Is it true he turned down a full ride from Morehead St?

oooooo! I'm dying!

[farfromgroovins]

Come March, we need him to make a deep run

[pghawg1]

 John didn't go deep last night he just laid it in.

[BannerMountainMan]

No wonder Barford and Gafford wants him to be on the post-game interview, he has a lot to show.

[Smalltownhog95]

john holmes

oral roberts

there is a joke there somewhere. my brain is too fried to come up with it

Oral is usually the best finsher. But John Holmes in and out down low beats all else.

[PintailKiller]

Nevermind - it's to long.

[Kevin McPherson]

Johnny Squad!

[PonderinHog]

Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED!  SOME OF Y'ALL SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT!   

[AHiD]

 

[Boardon Hamsay]

Holmes is a solid player, even if he comes in behind a few guys that need a rest. The kid can really push the ball up and down the court over and over again. We all know he can really pentrate and drive to the hole on a quick thrust, pop it from deep with his quick release, and find that backdoor cut. I can see CMA putting him in and pulling him out a lot so he stays pumped for key spurts. I think we can all agree that when he's on the court and scores we have a pretty good chance of seeing slobber on the Hog on the court. Probably need to keep 10-12 extra folks on the towel crew abreast for when he gets in.

[Iwastherein1969]

He's a baller.

shot caller

[hamsam]

If he doesn't do better on his protection, he may be dead meat...

[Biggus Piggus]

Johnny Squad!

Underrated post

[PonderinHog]

Underrated post

It might stick...

[Hoggy Potter]

Is he part of the Fastest 40 or the Fastest to 40?

[Inhogswetrust]

Is he part of the Fastest 40 or the Fastest to 40?

Fastest with 40...................

[TexArkHogFan]

I've seen threads not half as bad as this one get deleted and thrown out with the trash.  Out of respect for the young man and his family I just don't get why this is still here.  I can take a joke as well as anybody, I am an ex-sailor, but never at the expense of hurting someone.  They may never see this thread but then again they may.

[KlubhouseKonnected]

I've seen threads not half as bad as this one get deleted and thrown out with the trash.  Out of respect for the young man and his family I just don't get why this is still here.  I can take a joke as well as anybody, I am an ex-sailor, but never at the expense of hurting someone.  They may never see this thread but then again they may.

It's just a bunch of silly puns based on him having the same name as an infamous adult actor. They have almost nothing to do with Jonathan Holmes personally, which should be obvious to anyone. There is not a single mean spirited post in this thread as far as I can tell. I'm sure the Holmes family will be fine.