An Ode to Courtney Fortson - A Belated Christmas Carol

[Porkem]

(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

You know Mayberry and Beck, and Brewer and Robertson
Johnson and Reid and Ervin and Nobles
But do you recall
the greatest point guard of all?

Courtney Fortson the greatest point guard (point guard)
Could do almost anything (with a basketball)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You would probably cheer and sing (nice play)

All of the other point guards (point guards)
Wish that they could be like him (cause he's awesome)
They never let poor Courtney (Courtney)
Play in any basketball games (Boo Hoo)

Then one foggy, Christmas eve
Coach Pelphrey came to say (Ho Ho Ho)
Courtney with your mind allright (Yee Haw)
Won't you guide my team tonight (Hoo Rah)

Then all of Arkansas loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (SEC)
Courtney Fortson the greatest point guard (point guard)
You'll go down in history (like Air Jordan)

[Piglet Dispersion Syndrome]

+1
Bravo

[thirtythree]

I think we both have a mutual respect and disagree on several things, but this is awesome. You get a +1 from me as well.

[Breems]

Witty.  Deserves a 1.

[dagnamit]

--------- 1,000,000,000,000

dumbest thing I have ever read. Terrible and stupid.

[Iwastherein1969]

--------- 1,000,000,000,000

dumbest thing I have ever read. Terrible and stupid.

you are about as fun as an earful of cold piss....the guy put some time in it, Mr Killjoy, give him props for the effort....I thougt it was great