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101 People I Hate on Hogville

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owl

Quote from: PonderinHog on January 10, 2011, 04:07:15 pm
Your wife?  You'd think she'd have learned by now! :)



What she look like- Thd prettier she is  the more lists she can have
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Pork Twain

Quote from: BoaredatWork on January 10, 2011, 05:19:10 pm
  Thanks.  I'm actually suprised by all the negative feedback, it was a joke and I thought people would laugh because we are all guilty of many of these.  Clearly I was wrong.
Very few on here have a sence of humor
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owl

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urkillnmesmalls

Quote from: BoaredatWork on January 10, 2011, 05:19:10 pm
  Thanks.  I'm actually suprised by all the negative feedback, it was a joke and I thought people would laugh because we are all guilty of many of these.  Clearly I was wrong.

You know there's a saying for that.  The first word starts with f and rhymes with duck, and the rest is, "....'em if they can't take a joke."   ;D 

107.  Any subjective post will be perceived as negative on Hogville.   
I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

TNhawgfan

106. People who use pictures to say their message
I'd rather be dead than be a Vol

beebefootballfan

Fans who get on here and complain about a football team like they could do better as the coach, but couldn't tell you what the A,B,& C gaps are.  There are many i have noticed who do this, but their knowledge of football only extends past what they learned as the team manager, which is to use tide when washing the jockstraps. 
"The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money."- Alexis de Tocqueville

urkillnmesmalls

I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

Pork Twain

"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

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owl

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owl

Quote from: BoaredatWork on January 10, 2011, 05:19:10 pm
  Thanks.  I'm actually suprised by all the negative feedback, it was a joke and I thought people would laugh because we are all guilty of many of these.  Clearly I was wrong.


Thanks for starting a neat conversation
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LZH

When I saw the title of the thread, I honestly thought we were going to call names........damn.    :'(

owl

Quote from: LedZepHog on January 10, 2011, 06:05:32 pm
When I saw the title of the thread, I honestly thought we were going to call names........damn.    :'(

If you start then I will follow up. Then we can keep this string going 8)
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LZH

Quote from: owl on January 10, 2011, 06:07:25 pm
If you start then I will follow up. Then we can keep this string going 8)

Now THAT's gonna be fun.........where's HiM when we need him?

owl

Quote from: LedZepHog on January 10, 2011, 06:13:14 pm
Now THAT's gonna be fun.........where's HiM when we need him?



Your name?
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PonderinHog


LZH


owl

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LZH

Quote from: owl on January 10, 2011, 06:24:28 pm

I mean- your nomination

HiM came to mind first.....and GUVHOG can be annoying.  But as far as I know, they're both good guys from time to time.  And pretty much anybody who harps on this "Arkansas should move" to what will soon be the defunct Big12.  Ya know, for the 'tradition' of it.

The Great Hambino


Burt B.

Quote from: BoaredatWork on January 10, 2011, 03:03:47 pm
I saw an article about 101 people I hate on facebook and I thought I would give it a Hogville flavor.  Like Facebook, after awhile everything anyone does on Hogville can become irritating. With that in mind, here is my list of 101 people I hate on Hogville. I'm probably guilty of at least half of these myself.  Please feel free to add more. 

1. OP’s that start long threads
2. People who are always on Hogville
3. People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in
4. People who post too much
5. People who never post about anything
6. People who type “read more post less”
7. People who pass my career post count within 1 month of their arrival
8. People who don’t take the time to think of a creative screen name with some type of swine or pig reference.
9. People who create cute pig screen names
10. People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback
11. People who think “THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^" counts as quality feedback
12. People who re-type a previous poster’s thoughts instead of just using “THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"
13. Annoying posters that support other teams
14. People who bash good posters from other teams and don’t appreciate their objective insight
15. People who bash poster’s from another team even when they start a “classy” thread
16. Threads started from other team’s fans trying to be “classy”
17. Annoying posters that stay on Hogville well after their teams plays the Hogs
18. Solomwi
19. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
20. People that like Solomwi
21. People that complain about Solomwi
22. People who think Fayetteville is the only place the Hogs should play
23. People who think games should be played in WMS
24. GSD threads
25. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
26. People who “just ___ “  (insert former or current player here)
27. People who complain about Hogville
28. People who post curse words on Hogville
29. People who use @ symbols instead of typing out curse words
30. People who complain about another poster’s language
31. People who don’t appeciate what Ryan Mallett has done for our program
32. People who bash Ryan Mallett
33. People that can’t get their own ScanTrons
34. People who share articles I've already seen
35. People who share articles I might have otherwise missed
36. People who never share articles
37. People who stalk recruits on Facebook
38. People who post recruits tweets to Hogville
39. People who like the information from the tweets but make fun the poster anyway
40. People who think we should move out of the SEC
41. People who don’t appreciate our historical rivalry with Texas and think we shouldn’t join the Big 12
42. People who think the uniform colors can’t be changed
43. People who think black should be added to the uniform
44. People who don’t understand that recruits like black uniforms
45. People who support removing the hog from the helmet
46. People who type before thinking
47. People who think before typing
48. People who complain about Mods on Hogville
49. Mods who won’t ban idiots on Hogville
50. Idiots on Hogville
51. People who name-call other posters
52. Internet tough guys
53. People that type things they would never say face to face to another person
54. People with low smite counts
55. People that smite
56. People that applaud
57. People that never smite
58. People that never applaud
59. People who don’t speak their mind because they don’t want smited
60. People that care about karma ratios
61. People who use the @ sign referring to a poster even though that only works on another site
62. People that hate Pelphrey
63. People that love Pelphrey
64. People who monitor team jets and start rumor threads
65. People who start rumor threads
66. People who ask about a recruits measurables when Google is one-click away
67. Recruiter “Insiders” who don’t know jack
68. People who post about silent commits and expect posters to confirm
69. People who don’t know jack, but use info they get from a mod and justify doing it by saying “overheard…”
70. People who bash recruits
71. People who bash in-state recruits for leaving the state
72. People who say nice things about Dyer
73. People who disagree with me.
74. People who only see things through Hog-colored classes
75. Greenwood lovers who think TW is the next Tom Brady
76. People who bash TW fans
77. People who still bash Mitch Mustain
78. People who are Springdale lovers
79. People who think any negative comment means someone is a Gus or Nutt-lover
80. Gus-lovers
81. People who still bash Gus -lovers
82. People who accuse someone of being a Gus -lover just because they think Gus got a raw deal from Nutt
83. People who bash Gus
84. People who wish Gus well while he’s still in the SEC
85. Nutt-lovers
86. People who still bash Nutt-lovers
87. People who accuse someone of being a Nutt-lover just because they don’t agree with everything CBP does
88. People who bash CBP
89. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ = Nutt-lover
90. People who use an ellipsis too much
91. People who don’t understand the value of an ellipsis
92. People who never finish a thought
93. “…”
94. People that hit “quote” to a very long post, which makes the thread 10x longer than it should
95. People who create stupid threads
96. People who bait you into view their threads by putting an enticing subject and then “…” just so you’ll click on it
97. People who create duplicate threads
98. People who complain about duplicate threads like everyone has time to read multiple pages of threads
99. People who post threads in the wrong forum
100. Mods please move this thread if MMQB is not appropriate
101. People who don’t take the time to think about where a thread should be posted and then request a mod to move it


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owl

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LZH

Yeah, and I forgot Solomwi.......geez.

owl

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jmingram911

Wow!!  Funny post but I got tired reading it! :)

oldbear

I bet at least one of you hates puppies.....and kids and old people.

NorthshoreBoar

I like kids and old people, puppies not so much ;-)
A good man can live a lie for only so long before he becomes just a man. - Jason Whitlock

LZH

Quote from: oldbear on January 10, 2011, 06:56:45 pm
I bet at least one of you hates puppies.....and kids and old people.

Kinda like Don Johnson in 'Tin Cup'!    :)

owl

Quote from: LedZepHog on January 10, 2011, 07:24:44 pm
Kinda like Don Johnson in 'Tin Cup'!    :)



   There you go violating one of the rules
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Ray Zorback_1*

Quote from: BoaredatWork on January 10, 2011, 03:03:47 pm
I saw an article about 101 people I hate on facebook and I thought I would give it a Hogville flavor.  Like Facebook, after awhile everything anyone does on Hogville can become irritating. With that in mind, here is my list of 101 people I hate on Hogville. I'm probably guilty of at least half of these myself.  Please feel free to add more. 

1. OP’s that start long threads
2. People who are always on Hogville
3. People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in
4. People who post too much
5. People who never post about anything
6. People who type “read more post less”
7. People who pass my career post count within 1 month of their arrival
8. People who don’t take the time to think of a creative screen name with some type of swine or pig reference.
9. People who create cute pig screen names
10. People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback
11. People who think “THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^" counts as quality feedback
12. People who re-type a previous poster’s thoughts instead of just using “THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^"
13. Annoying posters that support other teams
14. People who bash good posters from other teams and don’t appreciate their objective insight
15. People who bash poster’s from another team even when they start a “classy” thread
16. Threads started from other team’s fans trying to be “classy”
17. Annoying posters that stay on Hogville well after their teams plays the Hogs
18. Solomwi
19. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
20. People that like Solomwi
21. People that complain about Solomwi
22. People who think Fayetteville is the only place the Hogs should play
23. People who think games should be played in WMS
24. GSD threads
25. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
26. People who “just ___ “  (insert former or current player here)
27. People who complain about Hogville
28. People who post curse words on Hogville
29. People who use @ symbols instead of typing out curse words
30. People who complain about another poster’s language
31. People who don’t appeciate what Ryan Mallett has done for our program
32. People who bash Ryan Mallett
33. People that can’t get their own ScanTrons
34. People who share articles I've already seen
35. People who share articles I might have otherwise missed
36. People who never share articles
37. People who stalk recruits on Facebook
38. People who post recruits tweets to Hogville
39. People who like the information from the tweets but make fun the poster anyway
40. People who think we should move out of the SEC
41. People who don’t appreciate our historical rivalry with Texas and think we shouldn’t join the Big 12
42. People who think the uniform colors can’t be changed
43. People who think black should be added to the uniform
44. People who don’t understand that recruits like black uniforms
45. People who support removing the hog from the helmet
46. People who type before thinking
47. People who think before typing
48. People who complain about Mods on Hogville
49. Mods who won’t ban idiots on Hogville
50. Idiots on Hogville
51. People who name-call other posters
52. Internet tough guys
53. People that type things they would never say face to face to another person
54. People with low smite counts
55. People that smite
56. People that applaud
57. People that never smite
58. People that never applaud
59. People who don’t speak their mind because they don’t want smited
60. People that care about karma ratios
61. People who use the @ sign referring to a poster even though that only works on another site
62. People that hate Pelphrey
63. People that love Pelphrey
64. People who monitor team jets and start rumor threads
65. People who start rumor threads
66. People who ask about a recruits measurables when Google is one-click away
67. Recruiter “Insiders” who don’t know jack
68. People who post about silent commits and expect posters to confirm
69. People who don’t know jack, but use info they get from a mod and justify doing it by saying “overheard…”
70. People who bash recruits
71. People who bash in-state recruits for leaving the state
72. People who say nice things about Dyer
73. People who disagree with me.
74. People who only see things through Hog-colored classes
75. Greenwood lovers who think TW is the next Tom Brady
76. People who bash TW fans
77. People who still bash Mitch Mustain
78. People who are Springdale lovers
79. People who think any negative comment means someone is a Gus or Nutt-lover
80. Gus-lovers
81. People who still bash Gus -lovers
82. People who accuse someone of being a Gus -lover just because they think Gus got a raw deal from Nutt
83. People who bash Gus
84. People who wish Gus well while he’s still in the SEC
85. Nutt-lovers
86. People who still bash Nutt-lovers
87. People who accuse someone of being a Nutt-lover just because they don’t agree with everything CBP does
88. People who bash CBP
89. THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ = Nutt-lover
90. People who use an ellipsis too much
91. People who don’t understand the value of an ellipsis
92. People who never finish a thought
93. “…”
94. People that hit “quote” to a very long post, which makes the thread 10x longer than it should
95. People who create stupid threads
96. People who bait you into view their threads by putting an enticing subject and then “…” just so you’ll click on it
97. People who create duplicate threads
98. People who complain about duplicate threads like everyone has time to read multiple pages of threads
99. People who post threads in the wrong forum
100. Mods please move this thread if MMQB is not appropriate
101. People who don’t take the time to think about where a thread should be posted and then request a mod to move it


Love how every other is a Hate on the Previous.  +1

Dwight_K_Shrute

People that are offended by God's finest creation, Boobies.
Little known fact, but prior to settling on Guantanamo, the Pentagon wanted to house terror suspects at War Memorial Stadium.  It was deemed to be cruel and unusual punishment and in violation of the Geneva Convention.

Oklahawg

Quote from: KINGTUSK on January 10, 2011, 05:11:46 pm
LOL! Thats a long list.

104. People who quote excessively long posts without editing out the parts that don't apply to their answers. :)
I am a Hog fan. I was long before my name was etched, twice, on the sidewalks on the Hill. I will be long after Sam Pittman and Eric Mussleman are coaches, and Hunter Yuracheck is AD. I am a Hog fan when we win, when we lose and when we don't play. I love hearing the UA band play the National Anthem on game day, but I sing along to the Alma Mater. I am a Hog fan.<br /><br />A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching. - Bart Giamatti <br /><br />"It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth,' and so it goes away. Puzzling." ― Robert M. Pirsig<br /><br />Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.  – Yogi Berra

SteveInArk

1??.  People who read and post in threads that died off over 36 hours earlier.

(Uh, ohhh, wait.  I meant 48 hours earlier!!)    ;)
- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown

SpareRib

Quote from: Douglas on January 10, 2011, 04:14:51 pm
The ones that apply to me.HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, JACKWAGON?  ;)

BTW, where the hell is #93?!
Link embeded!

Douglas is my candidate for the "Smile and Be Nice" award.  Keep up the good work. ;)
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SteveInArk

1**.  People who use the word "bump" to resurrect old threads when there are more decorative ways to do it.

- "If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab our's back." - Unknown

Doug

Personally, I rather enjoy this style of bump

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99toLife

People who post nonsensical pics and vids


DeltaBoy

Folks who answer your criticism of the program with we need another Recruiting Class.
Be Patient.
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

Ragnar Hogbrok

Folks who insist on being a thread necromancer.
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." ― H.L. Mencken

Hogville prediction formula:

1.  Insert bad news prediction. A loss, a recruit going elsewhere, a coach leaving, etc.
2.  Tag "hope I'm wrong," on the end.
3a.  Enjoy a correct prediction.
3b.  Act like you're relieved you're wrong and celebrate with everyone else.

DeltaBoy

People who hate Robert Shields yet continue to click and Post DID NOT READ!
If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

770john111


TomasPistola

Quote from: Hog Momster on January 06, 2011, 09:45:30 pm
You were right.
Quote from: Breems on April 28, 2011, 05:58:14 pm
You did a great job.
Quote from: Verge on June 22, 2011, 08:44:20 am
If you have some form of mental retardation i will stop making fun of you, just want to clarify this first.

BPsTheMan

I hate Tomas Pistola and Ponderin

>:(

josh_sec33

People who go to the gym to work their arms.

People who laughed at the best Arkansas uniform creation of ALL TIME.
Quote from: Hogstocking on February 07, 2008, 11:45:16 am
The 'fence' has been replaced by the Great Wall of China wrapped in barbed wire guarded by snipers. 

Quote from: Fayettechill14 on September 06, 2012, 05:43:24 pm
On a scale of "DGB is a Hog" to "Bobby had a girl on the back of that bike," how sure are you?

longtimeHogfan

My pet peeve is people that have pet peeves. ;)
I don't like to plan my day because then the word premeditated comes into the conversation.

Ray Piggers

I'm basically Darkwing Duck

BirmingHam


ErieHog

What about people who complain that they only fit about 25 of these criteria?
No cause, ever, in the history of all mankind, has produced more cold-blooded tyrants, more slaughtered innocents, and more orphans than socialism with power. It surpassed, exponentially, all other systems of production in turning out the dead. The bodies are all around us. And here is the problem: No one talks about them. No one honors them. No one does penance for them. No one has committed suicide for having been an apologist for those who did this to them. No one pays for them. No one is hunted down to account for them. It is exactly what Solzhenitsyn foresaw in The Gulag Archipelago: "No, no one would have to answer. No one would be looked into." Until that happens, there is no "after socialism."

Seebs

Quote from: DeltaBoy on January 29, 2015, 10:46:50 am
People who hate Robert Shields yet continue to click and Post DID NOT READ!

People that suckle the teet of Robert Shields and smell of old, wet, woolen sweaters.
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