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Started by Jackrabbit Hog, March 20, 2018, 05:02:19 pm

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Jackrabbit Hog

Pool play starts tomorrow in Austin, where the pros will try to avoid bombs and other various hazards.  Top 64 in the world entered, which means no Tiger (hence, no ratings), no Garrigus, but one very cool Barn Rat!

Who ya got?  Me?  Who do you think?
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Dillar Dog

I'm going with Leishman

 

ricepig

Look for my man, Chewbacca, to take down Sergio today!

userpick

Let me know who wins, please.

EastexHawg

Since there are 16 mini-brackets, by definition the top 16 player who got the hardest one is the guy whose bracket has #17 in it.

Dillar Dog

Quote from: userpick on March 21, 2018, 08:37:58 am
Let me know who wins, please.

When did you become a skinny jeans wearing hipster like your brother?

Please tell me it's just a phase.

userpick

Quote from: Dillar Dog on March 21, 2018, 09:21:20 am
When did you become a skinny jeans wearing hipster like your brother?

Please tell me it's just a phase.

My ass won't fit in skinny jeans. And I should add that if my boy DJ makes the final 4, I will then turn it on.

Wildhog

Quote from: Dillar Dog on March 21, 2018, 09:21:20 am
When did you become a skinny jeans wearing hipster like your brother?

Please tell me it's just a phase.

Harsh.
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Dillar Dog

Ok.  Maybe not the physical characteristics, but sure as hell the personality.

What's the cool new blueberry wheat and kale beer these days?

Wildhog

Quote from: Dillar Dog on March 21, 2018, 10:13:16 am
Ok.  Maybe not the physical characteristics, but sure as hell the personality.

What's the cool new blueberry wheat and kale beer these days?

I drink bourbon.  We need to hang out.  I can't let this perception continue.
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Dillar Dog

No, because you'll just tell me how much you don't watch golf.

And then give the place where we're hanging out a mediocre review on yelp.

For real, though, we should.  Been a while.

userpick

Quote from: Dillar Dog on March 21, 2018, 10:26:47 am
No, because you'll just tell me how much you don't watch golf.

And then give the place where we're hanging out a mediocre review on yelp.

For real, though, we should.  Been a while.



LOL at the second line.

cosmodrum

Quote from: Dillar Dog on March 21, 2018, 10:26:47 am
No, because you'll just tell me how much you don't watch golf.

And then give the place where we're hanging out a mediocre review on yelp.

For real, though, we should.  Been a while.


He's gonna try to tell you Farm to Table Cocknballs Cafe is a chicken restaurant.
Go away, batin'

 

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: ricepig on March 21, 2018, 08:34:11 am
Look for my man, Chewbacca, to take down Sergio today!

He's squeezably soft!
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: Wildhog on March 21, 2018, 10:23:30 am
I drink bourbon.  We need to hang out.  I can't let this perception continue.

since when?  i ain't seen you drink nothing but mio and vodka for months.

99toLife

Love Match play format. 

kingofdequeen

Jason Day for the win.

Wildhog

Quote from: kingofdequeen on March 21, 2018, 01:55:56 pm
since when?  i ain't seen you drink nothing but mio and vodka for months.

I'm off the wagon.

I did have a pretty good vodka run, though, for sure.  And hell, I'll drink anything.  Just prefer bourbon.
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Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: kingofdequeen on March 21, 2018, 01:59:46 pm
Jason Day for the win.

Not happening because:

a.  Vertigo kicks up.
b.  Back tightens up.
c.  Mom's cancer returns.
d.  Loses another relative in a typhoon.
e.  Wife miscarries again.
f.  Some new malady.
g.  All of the above.
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kingofdequeen

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 21, 2018, 03:46:28 pm
Not happening because:

a.  Vertigo kicks up.
b.  Back tightens up.
c.  Mom's cancer returns.
d.  Loses another relative in a typhoon.
e.  Wife miscarries again.
f.  Some new malady.
g. dingo takes kin
H. All of the above.

took james hahn to the shed.   barnharat beat revie.   our boys are on a collision course.

kingofdequeen

Good vs. Evil today.


Reed vs. Speith.

userpick

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 21, 2018, 03:46:28 pm
Not happening because:

a.  Vertigo kicks up.
b.  Back tightens up.
c.  Mom's cancer returns.
d.  Loses another relative in a typhoon.
e.  Wife miscarries again.
f.  Some new malady.
g.  All of the above.

lol aint this the truth

Boarcephus

Quote from: kingofdequeen on March 22, 2018, 08:36:49 am
Good vs. Evil today.


Reed vs. Speith.

I've never been a Reed fan.  Hope Jordan pummels him. 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: Boarcephus on March 22, 2018, 10:56:20 am
I've never been a Reed fan.  Hope Jordan pummels him.

Something tells me KoD has them reversed from your thinking.  He's a nihilist, you know.
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Wildhog

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 22, 2018, 11:11:57 am
Something tells me KoD has them reversed from your thinking.  He's a nihilist, you know.

Reed is more fun to watch.
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onebadrubi

Quote from: Boarcephus on March 22, 2018, 10:56:20 am
I've never been a Reed fan.  Hope Jordan pummels him.

I like Reed.  Dude is a competitor!

ricepig

Quote from: Wildhog on March 22, 2018, 11:13:42 am
Reed is more fun to watch.

You don't like asking you caddy 15 times before you hit the golf ball for your towel/blankey?

kingofdequeen

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 22, 2018, 11:11:57 am
Something tells me KoD has them reversed from your thinking.  He's a nihilist, you know.

u c right thru me.

Reed is my guy.

EastexHawg

Quote from: ricepig on March 22, 2018, 11:24:41 am
You don't like asking you caddy 15 times before you hit the golf ball for your towel/blankey?

I think he should legally change his name to Linus.

Glad Reed took him down.

Jackrabbit Hog

Barn Rat, with the cold blooded 15 footer on 18 to beat Keggers Bradley.

He's struttin' like a boss.
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Jackrabbit Hog

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ricepig

Quote from: EastexHawg on March 22, 2018, 04:44:42 pm
I think he should legally change his name to Linus.

Glad Reed took him down.

Reed and Spieth go tomorrow.

Jackrabbit Hog

Gotta love this:

Reed, in his post-round presser, when asked what makes Spieth such a tough match play competitor:  "I don't know. My back still hurts from the last Ryder Cup."
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EastexHawg

Quote from: ricepig on March 22, 2018, 05:14:36 pm
Reed and Spieth go tomorrow.

Dang, that's what I get for being at work today.  I just heard that Reed won today.

In that case I hope he beats Banky Boy tomorrow.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: EastexHawg on March 22, 2018, 08:27:01 pm
Dang, that's what I get for being at work today.  I just heard that Reed won today.

In that case I hope he beats Banky Boy tomorrow.

You got your wish. 

There's a decided lack of starpower left for the weekend.  Unless you're a Cameron Smith or Si Woo Kim fan.

But this guy's still alive.
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Boarcephus

Reed is down 4 through 11 or 12 to Noren
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Jackrabbit Hog

Barn Rat with two closing birdies to catch and beat Chuckie 3 Sticks.  Next up?  Blubba.
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Boarcephus

Saw that and liked it.  Reed is just about to get closed out on 15. 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: Boarcephus on March 24, 2018, 11:47:16 am
Saw that and liked it.  Reed is just about to get closed out on 15.

Yep.  I think he used up all his good mojo beating Spieth yesterday.  Anything after that was anticlimactic for him.
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Boarcephus

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 24, 2018, 11:48:41 am
Yep.  I think he used up all his good mojo beating Spieth yesterday.  Anything after that was anticlimactic for him.

Bet this week was anticlimactic for Rory as well after last weekend.  Sure didn't expect Jordan to start off double, double, bogie yesterday either. 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: Boarcephus on March 24, 2018, 11:54:21 am
Bet this week was anticlimactic for Rory as well after last weekend.  Sure didn't expect Jordan to start off double, double, bogie yesterday either.

They're all just pawns in Aphibarnrat's world.
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Boarcephus

Quote from: Jackrabbit Hog on March 24, 2018, 11:56:53 am
They're all just pawns in Aphibarnrat's world.

LOL!!!  Did you catch his interview after his match today?  They asked him what he planned on doing before his next match and he said he was going to the gym so he could outdrive Watson.  ;) 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

GolfNut57

the Barn rat gonna get eaten by the Hawk known as Watson.  ;)
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EastexHawg

Quote from: GolfNut57 on March 24, 2018, 12:38:05 pm
the Barn rat gonna get eaten by the Hawk known as Watson.  ;)

I hope not.  Not a Blubber fan.

Dillar Dog


GolfNut57

Quote from: EastexHawg on March 24, 2018, 06:48:32 pm
I hope not.  Not a Blubber fan.

5 and 3 sounds pretty much like barbq rat.
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Boarcephus

Kisner and Noren have halved the last 4 holes with birdies.  ;) 
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

userpick

I bet the ratings are absolutely through the roof. Viewers can't wait to watch Alex Noren or Kisner in the finals

Boarcephus

Quote from: userpick on March 25, 2018, 12:07:08 pm
I bet the ratings are absolutely through the roof. Viewers can't wait to watch Alex Noren or Kisner in the finals

No doubt. The fact I'm even watching it shows how bored I am.  Too cold for golf and the rain is coming in. Overall, sort of a sorry day but we have the Masters in a couple weeks.   
I need to be more like my dog...if you can't fight it, screw it, or eat it, then piss on it.

Jackrabbit Hog

Quote from: userpick on March 25, 2018, 12:07:08 pm
I bet the ratings are absolutely through the roof. Viewers can't wait to watch Alex Noren or Kisner in the finals

True.  With Aphibarnrat out, why would people want to watch?
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