Beat Bama Week - Keys to Victory....

[hogs5204]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

[mike_the_geek]

hahahahahahaha!!!!  ROFL!  I read a lot on here but don't post very often. But this is the funniest post I have seen on here in a long time!

[SultanofSwine]

1. Saban is caught on camera giving players cash.
2. Bama decides to rest their players and let's the band suit up and play.

[JIMMY BOARFFETT]

3. Pay the ball boy to under inflate the balls.

That's all I've got.

[Hoggie17]

I just hope Sabin keeps the score down.  This game will be ugly!

[BILLYBOB]

Pray that Saban is somehow on that tape snorting blow...

[1highhog]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

Give everyone on our team a baseball bat and knocking out Bama's team before they know what's going on, that's about the only way I see us winning.

[HardCore]

5.  Ebola outbreak in Tuscaloosa

[longtimeHogfan]

Outbreak of Swine Flu ravages the squad and Nicki's phone log is found to have multiple calls to an escort service. 

[Laughing Hog]

Hire the Dallas Cowboys to dress out and play.

[PonderinHog]

Yeah, baby!  We've got 'em right where we want 'em!

[Hoggie17]

Hire the Dallas Cowboys to dress out and play.

But not coached by Bielema!

[Rayzback]

Challenge Saban to a dance off.

[FATHAWG08]

What do you consider a victory? Hopefully no one gets hurt. Bama 52 Hogs 6

[jkstock04]

What do you consider a victory? Hopefully no one gets hurt. Bama 52 Hogs 6

A moral victory would be covering the 30 point spread.

[PonderinHog]

[zane]

Their airplane breaks down before takeoff and they are forced to take a bus which also breaks down somewhere around Tupelo and they are forced to forfeit.

[Ex-Trumpet]

Hire the Dallas Cowboys to dress out and play.

Who would be coaching?

[go hogues]

Wish we could save everyone's time and money and just forfeit.

[TexArkHogFan]

We have beaten superior teams before.  But, we won't beat them with AA at QB.  He's too beat up, physically and mentally.  Kelley is a man, play him.  The first dual threat QB we've had in some time.

[3Scoreand10]

ZERO---------There are none

[RacinRazorback]

We could swap jerseys with them and still get beat by 30! We simply don't have a coaching staff that can coach!

[jrulz83]

People clamoring for Kelley aren't grounded in reality. Granted Allen is likely out, but if you think Kelley is going to be a huge difference maker in this game I would like to talk to you about a bridge I own in Brooklyn that I'd like to sell.

[Vantage 8 dude]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

How about the entire Tide team, including kids on the practice squad, somehow forget there's actually a game scheduled this Saturday and as a result they don't show up Hogs win in a GIGANTIC upset.

[rljjr]

Has there been a triple digit score in modern American football? Let's just keep that from happening and call it a win.

[1highhog]

We have beaten superior teams before.  But, we won't beat them with AA at QB.  He's too beat up, physically and mentally.  Kelley is a man, play him.  The first dual threat QB we've had in some time.

Kelley is not a dual threat QB, he can run for a short yardage pick up here and there, but this has been talked to death already.

[TNhawgfan]

Has there been a triple digit score in modern American football? Let's just keep that from happening and call it a win.

Saban secretly likes bret for his stance against spread offenses. That will keep it to a 40 point loss. If Gus had bamas talent, 80 points might be attainable

[BigE_23]

Keys to victory...

1.) Nick Saban decides to take the week off and spend Saturday at the Lake House.
2.) Alabama's 1st, 2nd and 3rd string all get mono
3.) Jeremy Pruitt joins Nick and Brian Daboll goes back to the Patriots.
4.) Bret Bielema decides to quit before news of 1, 2 and 3 reaches him (because let's face it, even under those circumstances Bert would eff it up.)

[HoggieStyle]

People clamoring for Kelley aren't grounded in reality. Granted Allen is likely out, but if you think Kelley is going to be a huge difference maker in this game I would like to talk to you about a bridge I own in Brooklyn that I'd like to sell.

It's more about getting Kelley meaningful SEC game experience at this point. I guess you'd rather hit the field next year with a brand new QB that has never seen any real SEC action. I'm not holding out a lot of hope for this season, so we might as well actually prepare for the future.

Wait...is that you, Bret?

[The_Iceman]

The plague.

[threeNout]

the invention and implementation of time travel.

[Hog Waller]

Keys to victory:

1.  Field a team with heart that won't quit
2.  Hire a competent coaching staff

Neither will/can happen in less than one week...this will be an epic beat down.

[hogfan58]

Hire the Dallas Cowboys to dress out and play.

Their defense couldn't stop Bama

[TexArkHogFan]

Kelley is not a dual threat QB, he can run for a short yardage pick up here and there, but this has been talked to death already.

So, you're saying Kelley is not a threat running the football?

[Mr Jade]

1. Asteroid impact.
2. Outbreak of smallpox.
3. Jerry Jones hires a hit squad.

[smb]

Whole Bama football team becomes ineligible.

[Ragnar Hogbrok]

This whole season thus far has been a ruse to lure Alabama into a false sense of confidence.

[DeltaBoy]

Forfeit or pray the entire Bama team comes down with the 36 hour stomach bug that hits noon on Friday. 

[hawgdavis]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

Looks like what Bama will do, just hope we keep it short of embarrassing. Crazy stuff has happened over the years where the Hogs are concerned, who knows something crazy might happen Saturday but not likely. Go Hogs (players) play with pride and courage.

[smb]

Bama 56-Arkansas 3

[DeltaBoy]

                                         

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJnKm6ftPu0

[Roaringboar]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

6. Saban retires 10 minutes before kick-off
7. The fans lose their way to the stadium
8. Bret Bielema all of suddenly becomes the next Bear Bryant....

[Pig in the Pokey]

1) Saban caught doing blow on camera like the Dolphins O-Line Coach. 
2) Hurricane Frank hits Mobile Friday night as cat 4 or greater causing relocation to Fayetteville.
3) Crane falls and damages field at RRS.
4) SEC steps in and declares the game cancelled, and gives Arkansas first dibs at Bowl Eligibility for 5 win teams (b/c APR).
5) Hogs still miss bowl.

[GTOWNHOG]

I just hope Sabin keeps the score down.  This game will be ugly!

We are ALABAMA's Homecoming Game this year.  Their record in Homecoming games is 82-13.  Their last Homecoming loss was in 2001 against LSU.  Saban has never lost a Homecoming game at Alabama.  So, We've got  ALL of THAT going for us!!! 

[RazorbackToTheFuture]

Gameplan for Bama

[hoglady]

None.
Only if Bama decides to forfeit the game.

[Inhogswetrust]

Keys to victory? Bama has to have about 15 turnovers on their own five yard line and every score they get they have to be guilty of a penalty that calls it back.

[Roaringboar]

Truth is....

[code red]

1. Dominate the offensive line of scrimmage
2. Get 2 takeaways on defense and score
3. Make special teams ---- special!
4. Execute a trick play; such as the woody, quarterback throwback, or fumblerooskie

Wow just, WOW!!!  Love your spunk.

[phadedhawg]

I just checked ESPN and Alabama is already out to a 17 point lead and it's only Tuesday.