What would YOU title Ole Miss' new reality series?

[rogersvillemohog]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

So what will you think when your team is imprinted into the ground by Arkansas? FYI, it's Arkansas not Ar-Kansas or Arky ok. Say it with me Arkansas... very slowly this time, Arkansas.

[dhornjr1]

So what will you think when your team is imprinted into the ground by Arkansas? FYI, it's Arkansas not Ar-Kansas or Arky ok. Say it with me Arkansas... very slowly this time, Arkansas.

Don't worry about it, rogersville.

The only way Landshark can spell Mississippi is "M-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Humpback-Humpback-I".

[Hawgon]

I can't wait to see how ridiculous he is going to look on television when he is pimp limping around in his idiotic white hat, wearing 3/4 length white socks and shorts, and chest bumping those flabbly bitch tits on some giant offensive lineman all the while uttering inane and unintelligible things like "Oh, yeah, we gonna play some Ole Miss football up in heeeerrra."

[Jborohog09]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

what proof do you have that what none of what we have said is true?  and let me say this again, HE WAS AT ARKANSAS FOR 10 FREAKING YEARS, YES A DECADE, AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL.

[dhornjr1]

I can't wait to see how ridiculous he is going to look on television when he is pimp limping around in his idiotic white hat, wearing 3/4 length white socks and shorts, and chest bumping those flabbly bitch tits on some giant offensive lineman all the while uttering inane and unintelligible things like "Oh, yeah, we gonna play some Ole Miss football up in heeeerrra."

Maybe he can get Almer Lee, Keith Jackson, Jr. and a few other ex-Hogs who turned their backs on their Alma Mater to remain loyal to him lead a "Hotty Toddy" chant for the show.

[Marshfieldhog]

Dumb and dumber 2

[alohawg]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

We're like the dude trying to warn about the crazy ***** you just married because we spent 10 yrs. with her but hey enjoy the honeymoon as long as it last, ha ha ha.

[Justifiable Hogicide]

Go right ahead and put that goofball right on TV in living color and with full surround sound.
1. He can't speak except in tired, repetitive cliches;
2. He has the appearance, complete with facial tics and expresions of a real mental defective;
3. He doesn't know football, has never articulated one intelligent discussion of any area of the game;
4. That rah-rah cheerleading/revival preaching combination of his gets old real quick;
5. Watching him be the dunce (while dressed in the colors of another school) will provide endless fun and amusement to Hog fans, still celebrating that he is gone, baby, gone.

[unkosher]

Guys, just stop trying to warn them.  Arkansas fans trying to explain to Ole Mrs fans what they have with their coach reminds me of the couple in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles who were yelling at John Candy and Steve Martin that they were "GOING THE WRONG DIRECTION!!"

[Oklahawg]

Sarah Palin is looking for work. Her use of tired cliche's matches Doofus. Except, she's a family values gal, and Doofus would try to get his hand up her skirt in the first 15 minutes of air time.

[31to6]

Laugh it up, piggies...truth is, that if Arky had a shot at this, all of you here would be peeing all over yourselves with glee.

This year? Sure.

Two years ago? No way in hell. I would have been terrified what would happen if someone were recording Hootie's stupidity on a regular basis for national tv.

You folks just have not quite realized exactly how stupid the man is.

[SRFL]

The Real Louselives of Lafayette County

-or-

F***, Fight or Hold The Light - Dale, Dianna and Donna Exposed

[Big Papa Satan]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

I see the [CENSORED] envy is still raging pretty hard is Mississippi.

[PearlHarbor]

"Tard brothers in Oxford"

[El Puerco]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

What's more likely:

An entire state full of people, who has known this moron for 10 years (or more) has it wrong......or you do.

Why come here?  You're not going to change any minds.  Sure, there's some dummies from Hogville that flame your site....but what's your argument?  "I'm only as retarded as they are?"
Get bent.

[pitbull1]

As The Worm Turns......

[MJ2]

Text, Lies, & Crime Scene Tape - the Death of Ole Miss Football

[1964]

Hootie and the Blown Games

[cosmodrum]

Laugh it up, piggies...truth is, that if Arky had a shot at this, all of you here would be peeing all over yourselves with glee.

But since your HC has all the personality of head of cabbage and is STILL viewed with contempt by most of the media, it wasn't likely to EVER happen.

So you've spoken with Bobby Petrino, eh? You're right about the contempt from media, but just because our HC doesn't sound like a rambling, redneck, asshat in EVERY interview, presser, etc, doesn't mean he doesn't have any personality. And if I get to choose between the spokesperson for Crazy Ernie's Used Car Emporium and a head of cabbage, I'll take cabbage everytime.

[Dugann]

Choice between looking dumb for running off nutter butter and getting a coach that maybe disliked by the media (TILL he starts owning the West) but is respected by the same media for his abilities as a X and O guy? hmmmm or 10 more years of Nuttisms, Nutt ball, and oh yea ONE play away.......well I'll be dumb George....which way did he go?

[Hawgon]

The title should be:  "It's Just so Hard to get to Atlanta, so hard."

[tbhogfan]

"LOST"

[go hogues]

And what better way for the lies and BS spread by the pig fans about Houston Nutt to be proven false.

The more media attention Coach Nutt gets, the dumber Arky fans look for running him off.

It's what happens when the camera turns off that matters.  He's always relished the camera and the bright lights but when they go off, that's when the code red's and the emails and the cancer comes to life.
You just have to wonder what the successful coaches out there think of Hootie.  Here they are, leading their teams to BCS games, league championships and top 10 recruiting classes, yet with little media fanfare and then there is Hootie, the definition of mediocrity, no championships and no BCS appearances and no top 10 recruiting classes, getting more media play than Paris Hilton. 
To say he's not a PR genius would be an outright lie.

[Landshark]

what proof do you have that what none of what we have said is true?  and let me say this again, HE WAS AT ARKANSAS FOR 10 FREAKING YEARS, YES A DECADE, AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL.

And what LEGITIMATE proof do you have that it IS true? 

NONE...all you're got it is an ANONYMOUSLY WRITTEN blog and internet rumors, innuendo, and lies.

Pathetic.

[cosmodrum]

And what LEGITIMATE proof do you have that it IS true? 

NONE...all you're got it is an ANONYMOUSLY WRITTEN blog and internet rumors, innuendo, and lies.

Pathetic.

Keep living in ignorant bliss.

The only reason that he could fair better at Ole Piss is because he's actually surrounded himself with quality assistants - that do ALL of the work, by the way. Whereas, at Arkansas, he surrounded himself with a group of dumbass yes-men that couldn't coach a fart how to properly stink.

[Landshark]

Keep living in ignorant bliss.

The only reason that he could fair better at Ole Piss is because he's actually surrounded himself with quality assistants - that do ALL of the work, by the way. Whereas, at Arkansas, he surrounded himself with a group of dumbass yes-men that couldn't coach a fart how to properly stink.

Isn't that the key to ANY head coach's success?  And how do you know they do ALL the work?  YOU DON'T.

[MuskogeeHogFan]

Isn't that the key to ANY head coach's success?  And how do you know they do ALL the work?  YOU DON'T.

How do you know? Have you ever coached? Do you know how it works? Of course you don't. You are just looking for an argument, again.

[cosmodrum]

Isn't that the key to ANY head coach's success?  And how do you know they do ALL the work?  YOU DON'T.

Based on any practice I've EVER seen in the 10 damn years he was here. He was d*cking around with the media, and sideline buddies, while all the assistants ran practice. Maybe he's changed since he moved to Oxtard. Somehow I doubt it.

[cosmodrum]

Isn't that the key to ANY head coach's success?  And how do you know they do ALL the work?  YOU DON'T.

Oh, and of course, having good assistants is key, for ANY coach. I know he didn't do that here. He had two decent assistants in Tracy Rocker and Mike Markuson. Then there's James Shibest.

[OTTER]

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[Fisticuffs]

I just want to be ranked at the end of the season

[GolfnHog]

And what LEGITIMATE proof do you have that it IS true? 

NONE...all you're got it is an ANONYMOUSLY WRITTEN blog and internet rumors, innuendo, and lies.

Pathetic.

I'll try to explain it slowly to your half baked illiterate brainmass.... When you live it, see it and are a part of it inside the confines of your house....you know it.... The outside world may have the perception every little thing is blissful but inside the house, hell reigns. Remember regardless of how you love your coach, someone, somewhere got tired of his sh*t...sort like an ex wife or girlfriend, all bets of civility are off when she/he leaves the house.

Hope that helps you spermozoid.

[cbjagman]

 Criminal Minds

[1964]

"LOST"

+1!  Or maybe "LAST". . .

[dhornjr1]

Isn't it amazing how eerily similar the Ole Miss situation is to our position in 1999?

Nutt swept into town with his "Right Reverend" exhortations and we couldn't get enough of him because he was so much better than Danny Ford...or so we thought.

Now Ole Miss fans are ready to say "Archie and Eli who?" because Nutt has stormed into town and replaced that unintelligible head coach they had just before him. The same head coach who couldn't spell "football" let alone pronounce it correctly, but who could recruit with the best of them, much like Danny Ford.

[LostInHumphreys]

Ha! Somebody gathered up the best quotes from us.

http://walkoffwalk.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/whats-in-a-name/

[1964]

How about "Smoke Draw and the Bandit" or "Special Ole Limp-dicks?"

[DoubleJ]

Deusche Bigelow

[Tusks]

'trailer park wars'

'10 ways to use a 2x4'

'how to manage your mistress and a game plan.....and still have time for a pickup game'

'buses and how to throw players under them'

'tater tots vs. onion rings.....a sonic story'

'how to make jorts and a lakers jersey work for you'

'when passing the buck is the only pass in your playbook'

[duckman]

Texts, lies, and an inbred state......

[12247]

The Mississippi Moron or The Tupelo Turd acting as the head football coach at a hungry southern university.  So starved for success is this university that they've lost all sense of reality, thus taking a used car salesman and presenting him as their new HC.  Their neighbor to the west had just finished 10 years of excuses, failures and letdowns with this phoney right before their eyes but hunger will do strange things to the starving.

[jdhogster]

Taking Snaps in the Office

[Hog Fan 51]

Mr. Nutts Opus? Life inside the Ole Miss Band.
Now where did I put my ladder? Oh yea, Jevan Sneed has been using it to develop his passing skills.

[Sivad]

"Elmer Gantry Jr."

[hamsam]

Deusche Bigelow

very, VERY good.

How bout this one "Ole Miss-- Get on THESE Nutts!"

[PiggoBitttys]

Whale Wars: Battle of Nutt's wife and girlfriend

[Hog-O-Licious]

unfortunately for this thread, i don't really give a pppfffffftttttt.

[MENARKHOG]

"The Dork in Dixie"

[DoubleJ]

unfortunately for this thread, i don't really give a pppfffffftttttt.

I don't really like that one.

[Papawhog]

Nuttin'  Butt  Head