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What would YOU title Ole Miss' new reality series?

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The Hogfather

July 10, 2009, 10:06:47 am #100
How to Lower Expectations in 30 Days

Mick Hogger

July 10, 2009, 10:08:49 am #101
Survivor: Mississippi

The Goldenhandcuff Girls

Desperate Rebelfans

CSI: Oxford

Dancing With The Dorks

It's Always Sunny in Fayetteville










Quote from: forrest city joe on Today at 10:06:10 am
ok i get you. but do you have to post it over and over and over and over? and for the 100th time. Mike is going to be coach here no matter if you like it or not.
 

cbjagman

July 10, 2009, 12:12:44 pm #102
Dork and Mindy(Donna)..........

Big Papa Satan

July 10, 2009, 12:20:28 pm #103
Two and a Half Dorks

1964

July 10, 2009, 01:43:50 pm #104
Saturday Nutt Dive
Proud member of the War Memorial Mafia

John Futrall

July 10, 2009, 01:49:37 pm #105 Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 01:52:08 pm by mikeyg31
So you think you can text??

Big Brutha 2

Wipeout



1964

July 10, 2009, 02:01:04 pm #106
Press Your Schmuck
Proud member of the War Memorial Mafia

Sivad

July 10, 2009, 02:08:25 pm #107

Adorkalypse Now.

WMHawgfan

July 10, 2009, 02:20:52 pm #108
Smells Like Moral Victory

Sivad

July 10, 2009, 02:25:40 pm #109
"Dr. Nuttsack or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Smokedraw".

1964

July 10, 2009, 02:45:35 pm #110
The Eternal Reoccurrence of the 3rd and Long.
Proud member of the War Memorial Mafia

cbjagman

July 10, 2009, 10:14:54 pm #111
Buck and the preacher (err..the Right Reverend).

oldrednowgray

July 10, 2009, 11:25:05 pm #112
glad i am in ark nut in missi
 

Fisticuffs

July 10, 2009, 11:26:19 pm #113
The nutt-so-Real World

dhornjr1

July 11, 2009, 01:17:19 am #114
Quote from: Sivad on July 10, 2009, 02:25:40 pm
"Dr. Nuttsack or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Smokedraw".

This may be the best one yet.

+1

PoormansRobbyHampton

July 11, 2009, 03:39:00 am #115
Quote from: LostInHumphreys on July 09, 2009, 04:01:32 pm
Ha! Somebody gathered up the best quotes from us.

http://walkoffwalk.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/whats-in-a-name/

haha, that's funny shiite. They must be Hog fans.

+1

alohawg

July 11, 2009, 04:10:26 am #116
'Live from Houston Text us'
"It's difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it."
-Upton Sinclair

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
― J. Krishnamurti

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longtimeHogfan

July 11, 2009, 07:30:20 am #117 Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 08:54:09 am by longtimeHogfan
Quote from: Landshark on July 09, 2009, 10:37:29 am
And what LEGITIMATE proof do you have that it IS true?  NONE...all you're got it is an ANONYMOUSLY WRITTEN blog and internet rumors, innuendo, and lies.  Pathetic.

.500 in SEC play over 10 years, 2-bowl 'W's, no BCS games and never close to an SEC championship.  And if it weren't for two Mississippi schools during that period, our record in the SEC would be worse than .500.  For that, I thank you.  Want more?

The Series?  "Dale, The Wonder Weasel"
I don't like to plan my day because then the word premeditated comes into the conversation.

Slacker

July 11, 2009, 07:38:06 am #118
LOL

Pigdiana Jones

July 11, 2009, 08:24:11 am #119
"The love for the helmet"

"Thrown under the bus"
"In the East, college football is a cultural exercise.

On the West Coast, it is a tourist attraction.

In the Midwest, it is cannibalism.

But in the South, college football is a religion, and every Saturday is a holy day."

Pigdiana Jones

July 11, 2009, 08:27:42 am #120
Quote from: Landshark on July 09, 2009, 10:37:29 am
And what LEGITIMATE proof do you have that it IS true? 

NONE...all you're got it is an ANONYMOUSLY WRITTEN blog and internet rumors, innuendo, and lies.

Pathetic.

Who the hell are you to come onto our board and act like an ass? Trust me, don't rile up any one of us, we'll throw back stats about TCTWF that will make your head spin. These aren't rumors that we'll be talking about but full blown facts. Why don't you take your love for the helmet and your good "bouncing around" retarded coach and go back to ole piss.

Nutt makes me  :puke:
"In the East, college football is a cultural exercise.

On the West Coast, it is a tourist attraction.

In the Midwest, it is cannibalism.

But in the South, college football is a religion, and every Saturday is a holy day."

GrantMerrill

July 11, 2009, 03:10:31 pm #121
CHiPS

(Capturing Houston's Pathetic Season)

Fatman

July 11, 2009, 06:22:06 pm #122
How to be mediocre in just 2 seasons. Or how to lose to every other team in your league at home in 8 short seasons.

Hawgboy64

July 11, 2009, 09:16:37 pm #123
Houston Gump, and in the back ground during the promo you will here Donna Bragg yelling "Run Houston, Run"    :razorback:
"Of all the things I've lost, my mind is what I miss the most." Mark Twain
 

The real Hogules

July 11, 2009, 09:32:25 pm #124
That Close, a lesson in moral victories (complete with a picture of Nutt holding his thumb and index finger about an inch apart).
Bobby's back and he ain't here to paint!

stronguard

July 11, 2009, 10:14:50 pm #125
ITS THE MUPPET SHOW WITH HOUSTON AND DANNY!!!!

Bum bum bum bum, bum, bum bum, bum bum, bum, bum bum bum bum

It's time to run the smoke draw, its time to get up tight,
It's time to meet the Nuttster on the Muppet Show tonight, boom boom boom

Its time to text my girlfriend, its time to chew my nails,
Its time to meet the coach that's guar-an-teed to fail, boom boom boom

(cure Rick and Frank in the balcony)
Why have we always loved him, I wish we would have known, its kind of like a torture to throw for 4 with 6 to go.  Boom boom boom boom boom bup booom boom bahhhh.

It's time to get things started, WHY DON'T THEY GET THINGS STARTED
It's time to get things started on the most incredible, finger edible, Danny's a pediphul, who cares who's eligible

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE HOOTY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

(cue danny on trumpet)  Bwaaaaaaahhahhh




If you don't know, now you know.

Chief Idiot of the Tavern

"Woke" is a term made up by people who have appointed themselves as intellectually superior as a way to describe themselves in comparison with those whom they deem ignorant.

hogchic2001

July 11, 2009, 10:50:03 pm #126
"How To Kill a Quarterback in 10 Days"
Go HOGS Go!

dhornjr1

July 11, 2009, 11:20:22 pm #127
CRAZIER THAN A SACK OF RABID WEASELS!

Choctaw Hog

July 11, 2009, 11:38:41 pm #128
The Sheriff and the A$$ Clown Posse clean up Oxfart.

rogersvillemohog

July 12, 2009, 12:07:15 am #129
Quote from: NolanForAD on July 11, 2009, 11:55:19 pm
I'm goin' to Jackson:

http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYIDjWVzEvQ
http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYIDjWVzEvQ
Arkansas Football: It's the players running through the A, Hog Hats, and Big Red. It's more than 70,000 fans calling, "WOO PIG SOOIE!"

Arkansas Football: It's the State of Arkansas banding together behind one team, and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are... chosen. They wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks.

Together we stand as tall as the towers of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walk. And our blood flows Razorbacks Red. For 100 years we've been Hogwild and today we continue the tradition.

We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

rogersvillemohog

July 12, 2009, 12:07:44 am #130
Quote from: rogersvillemohog on July 12, 2009, 12:07:15 am
http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYIDjWVzEvQ
Can't get mine to work either...
Arkansas Football: It's the players running through the A, Hog Hats, and Big Red. It's more than 70,000 fans calling, "WOO PIG SOOIE!"

Arkansas Football: It's the State of Arkansas banding together behind one team, and a mascot like no other. Those select few who put on the jersey are... chosen. They wear the colors, they pay the price, and they succeed. They are exceptional, they are Razorbacks.

Together we stand as tall as the towers of Old Main. Our memories are etched in stone like names on Senior Walk. And our blood flows Razorbacks Red. For 100 years we've been Hogwild and today we continue the tradition.

We are Arkansas Razorbacks!

BOAR_N2BWILD

July 12, 2009, 12:20:09 am #131
Quote from: Landshark on July 08, 2009, 07:33:14 pm
Laugh it up, piggies...truth is, that if Arky had a shot at this, all of you here would be peeing all over yourselves with glee.

But since your HC has all the personality of head of cabbage and is STILL viewed with contempt by most of the media, it wasn't likely to EVER happen.
Let's see A coach with a personality of a head of cabbage vs. the coach whose head is full of cabbage Let's relly think about this.
By the end of his tenure at Ole Miss I would bet the farm that you will be sitting in your seat calling the plays before the quarterback gets the same ASL signal from the side line that he has used since the beginning of time at the Murray st. Mafia days. The pass plays are easy. He only has about six to eight (5 of which are out patterns) and by this time he will have taken your 4 or 5 star recruit quarterback and reduced him down to intramural material.
Sir I say this with no disrespect just as someone who actually followed these happenings and know. I started out bright eyed and a believer but after about 3 to 4 years of the exact same cliches and interviews (not heresay,can be found online) compare notes for the 1st year at Arkansas and Ole Miss . Just letting you know your wheels are gonna come off and leave many Hotty Totty folks saying thank you Oklahoma state for taking this AmWay salesman off of our hands.
Phil. 4:13 "I can do all things through Him, who gives me strength."

BOAR_N2BWILD

July 12, 2009, 12:38:06 am #132
"One Play Away"


Phil. 4:13 "I can do all things through Him, who gives me strength."

PoormansRobbyHampton

July 12, 2009, 02:28:19 am #133
"Rebels who want to be Rebels"
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