What jobs would Nutt consider leaving for?

[HeathWimp]

If Nutt does decide to hit the road after collecting his annuity, as some have speculated, where do you think he might go?  Some of the e-mails from the Nutt Army/Posse indicated that he felt he was above certain jobs, such as NC State, but was open to places like Miami and Alabama.  Where do you think he would actually be willing to go?  And what places would be willing to hire him?

[HognotinMemphis]

Iowa State or Baylor. Although, Baylor may not hire him since he's known for texting. On the other hand, Nutt is a Baptist.

[twistitup]

LSU

[HoopS]

B&S Auto

[Boarcephus]

Nutt has no options that'll pay him anywhere near what's he making.  I say treat him like you would any other employee who's not getting it done and let him worry about it. 

[badbrad]

baskins & robbins...

[Tripod1]

Don't even see a lateral move for NumbNutts, just a move down so I am afraid he will not leave without being forced out which means at least one more season.

[HOGWILD_F4I]

Spokesman (for advertising) for one of the wireless companies to push their new unlimited text messaging plans.

[Wayne Watson]

Quarterback coach at USC

[FavreHog]

If he wins a National Championship he can write his own ticket with a little help from a good agent.  Go Hogs Go!

[hoggystyle78]

Would you like fries with that?

[LSUFan]

Greeter - Wal Mart

It'd be a step up for him.

[Conway Cool Daddy]

I hear Tulsa is a lateral move.

[gcraise1]

a cingular salesman. He could hold in store classes on texting.

[El Puerco Grande]

I don't give a rat's rump where he goes, as long as he goes.

[Doyle Hograves]

Maybe Oliverhogman could get him a job as an usher at Razorback Stadium. He does love that helmet. :razorback: How boutcha Ollie?

[hog.goblin]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

[Melhog]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

I don't think he's employable at any top school right now no matter what the record. I think if he could have gotten out of here, he would have already.  My fear is he is the "just enough" guy like always...he wins just enough to keep his job and not enough to go anywhere else. I think we'll win 7-9 games and it won't be enough to fire him and nobody else wants him.  He only leaves when they make him leave imo unfortunately.

[spankinbacon]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

I have thought about the Aggie's too.  Talk about trading one over hyped, under achieving coach for another!

[spankinbacon]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

I don't think he's employable at any top school right now no matter what the record. I think if he could have gotten out of here, he would have already.  My fear is he is the "just enough" guy like always...he wins just enough to keep his job and not enough to go anywhere else. I think we'll win 7-9 games and it won't be enough to fire him and nobody else wants him.  He only leaves when they make him leave imo unfortunately.

7 wins and he is through

[razorbackcaller]

Roto Rooter

[LSUFan]

Squeegie Dude at the local Adult Arcade?

[El Puerco Grande]

Night manager at the No Tell Motel.

[Adam Stokes]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

I don't think he's employable at any top school right now no matter what the record. I think if he could have gotten out of here, he would have already.  My fear is he is the "just enough" guy like always...he wins just enough to keep his job and not enough to go anywhere else. I think we'll win 7-9 games and it won't be enough to fire him and nobody else wants him.  He only leaves when they make him leave imo unfortunately.

Following a good season you are employable at a ton of schools.  People often overlook the past if you look good in the present, just as much as they forget a good past if you are bad in the present.  If Nutt has a good season he could still stay in a BCS conference, just to a smaller program.

[Porklandia]

The University of Text-ass

[El Puerco Grande]

I know it's hard for us to imagine, but there are schools out there that hiring Nutt would be a big improvement.

[3kgthog]

Nutt is back at Arkansas if he wins 5-10+ games. He's played poker with the right people to keep him here.

Honestly, knowing what we know, what other school from a major conference would touch this guy? None of the plethora of schools that had openings last season contacted him. He wasn't even in Bama's top 15. Not even a bottom feeder like UNC gave him a call. Considering how great last season was according to the eternal optimists you'd think someone would've shown some interest.

Oregon made a hardcore attempt at John McDonnell a few years ago. aTm tried to steal DVH and successfully got Gary Blair. Nebraska might've tried to get HDN. We don't really know 100% for sure since they have always denied they offered. Other than that no one has made a serious play at our wonderful SEC COY and Easter Seals MOY. I wonder why no one is really interested. 

[Hollywood_HOGan45]

oklahoma state

[CarolinaSwine]

If he beats the cupcakes and the MS schools, but loses to KY, TN, SC, & LSU, I think he is a goner.  Bama & AU should be wins, but it is the aforementioned games that scare me more.  KY is pass-happy against our man defense, TN & SC should be firing on all cylinders by the time they get us, and LSU is well...LSU.  Thow in a loss to either of the Alabama schools and you've got a losing conference record.  Suddenly we will have gone from the West Champs to sub .500 in conference play.

[Boardon Hamsay]

Someone of his experience would easily find work in either the food services or housekeeping industries.

[HoggieStyle]

Nutt is back at Arkansas if he wins 5-10+ games. He's played poker with the right people to keep him here.

Honestly, knowing what we know, what other school from a major conference would touch this guy? None of the plethora of schools that had openings last season contacted him. He wasn't even in Bama's top 15. Not even a bottom feeder like UNC gave him a call. Considering how great last season was according to the eternal optimists you'd think someone would've shown some interest.

Oregon made a hardcore attempt at John McDonnell a few years ago. aTm tried to steal DVH and successfully got Gary Blair. Nebraska might've tried to get HDN. We don't really know 100% for sure since they have always denied they offered. Other than that no one has made a serious play at our wonderful SEC COY and Easter Seals MOY. I wonder why no one is really interested. 

5-10 games? So you think he stays if we go 5-7? Is that what you're saying? LOL.

[grayhawg]

Quarterback coach at USC

lol

[PolishPigPower]

Quarterback coach at USC

Oh wow... what a freakin' wonderful prank that would be for Pete Carroll to play on Mitch & Damian... I can hear the laughs and "gotchas!" already.

I'm thinking he could take over at Texarkana (AR) High.  He could keep on loving that same helmet pretty much, right?

[Hawgasaurus]

Motivational Speaker

[CarolinaSwine]

Motivational Speaker

He could live in a trailer down by the river.

[Hawgasaurus]

Motivational Speaker

He could live in a trailer down by the river.

Houston Foley!

He's been downstairs drinking coffee for the past 4 hours. Treat him like there is an audience here.

[Mr. Porkleone]

I'm sorry guys, but he will start his own new business called..

Nutt & Boys Fence Company
"Will build it high as you want"

[SoonerHog]

If not Okie State, why not a return to where Hooten and his MSM got their start - Murray State? Surely they would be glad to have him back.

[hog.goblin]

10 plus wins this year (and a bowl to make 11) and he probably could go to about any open job he wants.  8 wins or less and a firing, and I would be thinking more along the lines of Iowa St.  9 or 10 wins and he's probably back at Arkansas in 2008.

I personally think he would be a great fit for the Aggies.  They love to run and would probably be an improvement over Fran.

I don't think he's employable at any top school right now no matter what the record. I think if he could have gotten out of here, he would have already.  My fear is he is the "just enough" guy like always...he wins just enough to keep his job and not enough to go anywhere else. I think we'll win 7-9 games and it won't be enough to fire him and nobody else wants him.  He only leaves when they make him leave imo unfortunately.

Following a good season you are employable at a ton of schools.  People often overlook the past if you look good in the present, just as much as they forget a good past if you are bad in the present.  If Nutt has a good season he could still stay in a BCS conference, just to a smaller program.

Back-to-back 10 win season would open a lot of doors.  Not to power schools, but alot of midrange schools in the power conferences could be interested:

Iowa St
Oklahoma St
Syracuse
Arizona
Virginia

The last three are the right size and in the right state of peril, but I'm not sure either would hire HDN.

Of course Murray St has struggled ever since he left.  Maybe you can go home again?

[DeltaBoy]

Sam Houston State, LA Tech, Baylor, New Mexico State, Uath St ect

FIRE NUTT.

[The real Hogules]

Sam Houston State, LA Tech, Baylor, New Mexico State, Utah St ect

FIRE NUTT.

Yes, but NONE of those schools recruit themselves (as Nutt supposedly said Bama did), so hiring the Nuttless wonder would be an effort in futility.

He's damaged goods and as such will have very limited options and I seriously believe he will accept the buyout offered him and go into "coaching" retirement.

And that's a good thing for the sport of college football in general and the UofA in particular, IMHO!

[blue]

Miss St. Count on it!

[tigerLSU]

OL/RB coach at LSU

[oldman1015]

director of texting at at&t university.

[biggiepiggie]

Rice would be a good fit.

[ListenHereMister]

He will be at aTm after Fran gets canned!
Book it!!

[Oliver]

Nutt has already proven by looking at a lot of other job openings that he would consider leaving here for other schools.  A better question would be...what school would be dumb enough to consider hiring HDN?  There will be one, and I will laugh when they do it.

[abraHAM_lincoln]

Nutt will have to be forced out....but if he is, Paw-Paw will beg Jerry Jones to open up a position for him....so after pressure eventually nutt will be hired as Director of Custodial Staff for the new Stadium. 

[HedgeDweller]

As much as some folks seem to hate him, I can understand the thinking (hoping) he has to go down several notches.
But realistically, he will most likely move up or at the very worst what might be considered a lateral move.
Another realism - no matter what, he is going to be making more money than 99.9% of the posters on here, me included.

[PaleHorse]

As much as some folks seem to hate him, I can understand the thinking (hoping) he has to go down several notches.
But realistically, he will most likely move up or at the very worst what might be considered a lateral move.
Another realism - no matter what, he is going to be making more money than 99.9% of the posters on here, me included.

so ya think 260 posters on here make more than Houston?