FSU QB Jameis Winston

[Professor Psychosis]

Maybe the old school mentality of not giving the Heisman to an underclassman was a good policy.  Last year ol' Johnny sure seemed to let it go to his head during the offseason, now here we go again!

Since D-Mac got screwed out of it as a Sophomore in 2006, everybody else ought to get screwed too. Freshmen and Sophomores should be automatically ineligible. Darn punk kids don't appreciate anything these days!  Rabble Rabble!

[Wildhog]

"We scrong then."

[hogsanity]

You take the boy out of the hood but you can't take....well you get it.

"Stealing soda with a ketchup container at a Burger King."  What are you, 12?? What a complete idiot. Got a good laugh from this.

Grow the hell up, son

Careful you will get banned for life and forced to sell your team.

[LZH]

Careful you will get banned for life and forced to sell your team.

[PonderinHog]

The grocery store played better defense against Jameis than Auburn did.

Laptops don't pinch back.

[TrueBlue]

Due to the nature of the offense by personally offending all crabs worldwide, Jameis has now been banned for life from eating Seafood or going to local restaurants serving seafood.

Tallahassee Democrat reports that when asked about the imposed sanctions, Jameis replied, "Dude I can't even go to Mickey D's or does that thang they serve really be fish?" A McDonald's spokesman denied a request to respond to this statement. 

[Pigsknuckles]

There's just something icky about crabs, legs, and Publix being mentioned in the same story.

[Razorback7281]

Free
Seafood
University

[PonderinHog]

"When I seafood, I steal it!"

[TrueBlue]

Makes sense with the time line if you think about it:

Jameis was first accused with a sexual assault case, now he has crabs....

[Razorback7281]

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[PonderinHog]

Free
Seafood
University

That's a Superior post right there, Steve.

[Tequilin' Time]

He's a special kind of stupid.

[zane]

The grocery store played better defense against Jameis than Auburn did.

Looks like this story has legs...

[cosmodrum]

Yes, but he can run and throw a football...so let's all once again look the other way. 

If he's going to keep playing despite a rape accusation, what's a little shoplifting?

Nothing, obviously. He can barely say an intelligible sentence, but he can run and throw, so he gets to go to a fine school for free and skate on any crime he commits.

This situation has to change.

[Wildhog]

Nothing, obviously. He can barely say an intelligible sentence, but he can run and throw, so he gets to go to a fine school for free and skate on any crime he commits.

This situation has to change.

100% agreement.  Standards have to be raised.

And these mfers want to be paid.

[Means-well]

How do you even try to shop lift crab legs?  It's not like pocketing a kit kat bar.  This may be the dumbest person on earth.  And potentially scariest. He's got raiders draft pick written all over him.

[Vantage 8 dude]

Not sure this story even has "legs"..........

[TrueBlue]

Anti-SEC Truths @fsuaaa

Auburn Boosters angry they spent $180,000 on Cam Newton when they could've had Jameis Winston for a Red Lobster gift card.

[Wildhog]

At some point, we have to draw a line as to who we let into these premiere institutions of higher learning.  "Jameis Winston dumb" is too dumb.

[bphi11ips]

C'mon guys.  Kids will be kids. 

[Wildhog]

Rapists will be rapists.  Thieves will be thieves.

[TrueBlue]

Publix cashier asked Jameis if he was stealing Crab Legs or was he just happy to see her?

[weresoclose]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

[ricepig]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

You want to bet?

[zane]

C'mon guys.  Kids will be kids.

Hope that's drenched in sarcasm




The "kid" is 20 BTW

[Wildhog]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

for teh lulz

[Vantage 8 dude]

Anti-SEC Truths @fsuaaa

Auburn Boosters angry they spent $180,000 on Cam Newton when they could've had Jameis Winston for a Red Lobster gift card.

Yep, but the poor ole AWbarn fans have to remember the $180k "gift/donation" was for a cause of heavenly proportions. I mean donating to (s)Cam's daddy's church building fund (or whatever) means it was definitely for an almighty cause. Of course that would only be keeping with the righteous ways being followed by subsequent staffs such as the ones with St. Augustus and company down on the Plains to this very day.

[Jek Tono Porkins]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

He has unlimited meals at the cafeteria. Why does he need to steal crab legs? Crab legs, of all things. It wasn't like he was stealing ramen noodles.

[Vantage 8 dude]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

Yeah, so they could "pig out" on such necessities as crab legs. No doubt a MUST HAVE in any well rounded diet for an athlete.

[cosmodrum]

If we paid players a fair wage instead of treating them like slaves on the plantation (but but we give them food and shelter!!) this wouldn't happen.

It absolutely would happen. These are the type of kids that are recruited.

[weresoclose]

He has unlimited meals at the cafeteria. Why does he need to steal crab legs? Crab legs, of all things. It wasn't like he was stealing ramen noodles.

Have you eaten that crap in the cafeteria?  It's poison.  Crab legs are delicious, yo.

I thought ramen was free anyway?



None of that changes the modern day plantations we call college football.

Listen to the argument against fairly sharing the multi-billion-dollar pie.  It goes something like this:

We give them food.  We give them shelter.  We even give them learning.  Who gives them that?  The programs do.  Who makes the game, the programs or the players?

Sound familiar?  It's a blend of old slave owners and modern day Shillings.

[cosmodrum]

Have you eaten that crap in the cafeteria?  It's poison.  Crab legs are delicious, yo.

I thought ramen was free anyway?



None of that changes the modern day plantations we call college football.

Listen to the argument against fairly sharing the multi-billion-dollar pie.  It goes something like this:

We give them food.  We give them shelter.  We even give them learning.  Who gives them that?  The programs do.  Who makes the game, the programs or the players?

Sound familiar?
But it doesn't change the plantation system we currently have going:

LOL, poison? The cafeteria isn't haute cuisine, so it's understandable?

[Wildhog]

Have you eaten that crap in the cafeteria?  It's poison.  Crab legs are delicious, yo.

I thought ramen was free anyway?



None of that changes the modern day plantations we call college football.

Listen to the argument against fairly sharing the multi-billion-dollar pie.  It goes something like this:

We give them food.  We give them shelter.  We even give them learning.  Who gives them that?  The programs do.  Who makes the game, the programs or the players?

Sound familiar?
But it doesn't change the plantation system we currently have going:

The vast majority of scholarship athletes are very thankful for what they're given, because they realize how valuable it is. 

And let's not pretend that it isn't EXTREMELY valuable.


But that's not what this thread is about.  I won't bite again.

[PorkRinds]

Guys, come on.  He had to cook up a special dinner.  He and his roomie were gonna get some chicks, feed them crab legs, then run the train on them.  In other words, just a normal night on the FSU campus.

[opineonswine]

Nothing, obviously. He can barely say an intelligible sentence, but he can run and throw, so he gets to go to a fine school for free and skate on any crime he commits.

This situation has to change.

Have you ever been to FSU?  I visited campus with one of my kids who was considering going there until we went.  The two nicest buildings on campus...football stadium and the new po-po station.  Needless to say, she didn't go there.  180 degrees from Univ of Florida which is a very nice campus.

[weresoclose]

As much money as Jamais made those fat white guys, he ought to be able to gorge on crab legs every night till he upchucks, if he wants to.  Instead it's bready crap pizza and iceburg lettuce salad bar.


I'm not excusing stealing, but when we get down to brass tacks, there are many crab leg dinners being paid for right now for many people due to what Jamais did for their wallets.

[Jek Tono Porkins]

Have you eaten that crap in the cafeteria?  It's poison.  Crab legs are delicious, yo.

I thought ramen was free anyway?



None of that changes the modern day plantations we call college football.

Listen to the argument against fairly sharing the multi-billion-dollar pie.  It goes something like this:

We give them food.  We give them shelter.  We even give them learning.  Who gives them that?  The programs do.  Who makes the game, the programs or the players?

Sound familiar?  It's a blend of old slave owners and modern day Shillings.

Poison? Give me a break. These kids probably grew up eating mac and cheese and chitlins. I ate cafeteria food for four years. So did the football players. Winston is at a D-1 school, the cafeteria food is most likely pretty decent. You're being intentionally obtuse.

[Wildhog]

Poison? Give me a break. These kids probably grew up eating mac and cheese and chitlins. I ate cafeteria food for four years. So did the football players. Winston is at a D-1 school, the cafeteria food is most likely pretty decent. You're being intentionally obtuse.

straight up trolling.  wasn't bad, though.

[weresoclose]

The vast majority of scholarship athletes are very thankful for what they're given, because they realize how valuable it is. 

Not the blue chippers.  They know their value, even if the scrubs don't realize that even they are making hand over fist for many people but themselves.

And let's not pretend that it isn't EXTREMELY valuable.

Not even a fraction as valuable as a National Championship is for many people who are not players.  Not as valuable as what it brings in for celler dweller programs in the SEC or other conferences.  Not as valuable as a lifetime of earning $50k/year with a kinesiology degree or no degree at all.

But that's not what this thread is about.  I won't bite again.

I'm actually not trolling.  And that is what this thread should be about.  Heisman trophy winner and guy who just made other people millions upon millions of dollars wants crab legs, can't even afford them.  Sad.

[Wildhog]

Not the blue chippers.  They know their value, even if the scrubs don't realize that even they are making hand over fist for many people but themselves.

Not even a fraction as valuable as a National Championship is for many people who are not players.  Not as valuable as what it brings in for celler dweller programs in the SEC or other conferences.  Not as valuable as a lifetime of earning $50k/year with a kinesiology degree or no degree at all.

I'm actually not trolling.  And that is what this thread should be about.  Heisman trophy winner and guy who just made other people millions upon millions of dollars wants crab legs, can't even afford them.  Sad.

You're certainly going for it.

[cosmodrum]

As much money as Jamais made those fat white guys, he ought to be able to gorge on crab legs every night till he upchucks, if he wants to.  Instead it's bready crap pizza and iceburg lettuce salad bar.


I'm not excusing stealing, but when we get down to brass tacks, there are many crab leg dinners being paid for right now for many people due to what Jamais did for their wallets.

And if that derelict would just eat at the cafeteria for a couple years, he could afford to buy a Publix and eat the damn things right there in the store.

[cosmodrum]

Have you ever been to FSU?  I visited campus with one of my kids who was considering going there until we went.  The two nicest buildings on campus...football stadium and the new po-po station.  Needless to say, she didn't go there.  180 degrees from Univ of Florida which is a very nice campus.

Still a very good school.

[HogFanatic]

I guess the guy couldn't afford a bottle of soda either, right? Cuz he was stealing that ish in a thimbal sized ketchup container.
Haha
Get a grip. Thugs be thugs.

And what happened to the federal investigation into the rape charge? I heard the feds took the case a month or so back. Another vacated Heisman? Underclassmen shouldn't be awarded the Heisman.

ETA: I drink my soda from a wine glass.

[Hogfan1660]

The problem with society these days is everyone is looking for a handout and thinks that everyone owes them something! I had to work and pay my way through school without someone giving me special treatment or handouts. I started my own business by the time I was 23 and now everyone thinks that a 20 year old is still a kid! A little hard work and doing without never hurt anyone.

[Vantage 8 dude]

Have you eaten that crap in the cafeteria?  It's poison.  Crab legs are delicious, yo.

I thought ramen was free anyway?



None of that changes the modern day plantations we call college football.

Listen to the argument against fairly sharing the multi-billion-dollar pie.  It goes something like this:

We give them food.  We give them shelter.  We even give them learning.  Who gives them that?  The programs do.  Who makes the game, the programs or the players?

Sound familiar?  It's a blend of old slave owners and modern day Shillings.

Well if you think ramen is free you definitely need to check again. While true that it doesn't compare to the high level cuisine requirements (or costs) apparently demanded and expected of Mr. Winston, it's definitely NOT free. BTW once again we're to excuse bad behavior by a "well if they were just paid this or that" line of guff? Don't think so....stealing is stealing and it doesn't matter what the reason. Besides, it's very obvious ole "crab leg boy" ain't exactly starving.

[weresoclose]

The problem with society these days is everyone is looking for a handout and thinks that everyone owes them something! I had to work and pay my way through school without someone giving me special treatment or handouts. I started my own business by the time I was 23 and now everyone thinks that a 20 year old is still a kid! A little hard work and doing without never hurt anyone.

Lol.

Whatever "job" you had in college didn't compare to what Jamais has to do, hours wise or anything else.  The difference between him and you was that his job was extremely VALUABLE  in that only a handfull of people can actually do it.  Whatever you did could have been done by the majority of Joes.  So where does that extremely high monetary value go?  Someone elses pocket, not due to free market economics, but due to plantation style regulations by a plantation style system.  "Work for me x number of years, I'll give you food and shelter, and after youve made me a haul of cash, I'll set you free to make your own."

[Wildhog]

I love how he keeps repeating hot words like "plantation" in his posts.

Trolling 101. 

[HogFanatic]

Lol.

Whatever "job" you had in college didn't compare to what Jamais has to do, hours wise or anything else.  The difference between him and you was that his job was extremely VALUABLE  in that only a handfull of people can actually do it.  Whatever you did could have been done by the majority of Joes.  So where does that extremely high monetary value go?  Someone elses pocket, not due to free market economics, but due to plantation style regulations by a plantation style system.  "Work for me x number of years, I'll give you food and shelter, and after youve made me a haul of cash, I'll set you free to make your own."

Don't be so naive to think that a Heisman trophy winner isn't making money on the side. We ALL know that ALL major schools pay their players. Free tuition plus cash on the side. Its the cost of business. The kid dint need to steal crab legs and he CERTAINLY didn't need to steal soda from the damn Burger King.

[Hogfan1660]

That's why you put in the work and start planning when you're young so you can enjoy the benefits of it later in life. I have played sports my entire life but of course was never the caliber of athlete that Mr Crab Legs is. They definitely put in a lot of hours for the University but that still doesn't make it Ok to shoplift or get away with murder just because!