Patterson's belly

[Prestworthy]

May need to go one size up on the sideline polo...

[Rocky&Boarwinkle]

May need to go one size up on the sideline polo...

My wife noted he seemed to be smuggling a basketball, much like me.

[Pig in the Pokey]

May need to go one size up on the sideline polo...

they caught it hanging out a few times. Not as bad as Jim Harbaugh getting caught doing the ole Chase Boogereater Daniels move over the weekend.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

May need to go one size up on the sideline polo...

My wife asked me what his problem was and how much money he made. After I told her she was like, "He's just a slob."

After he postgame interview, even she said, "not only is he a slob, he's an a-hole."

[dhizzle]

He's always adjusting his pants also, but i wouldn't mind having my own private towel girl like he does. 

[Dr. Starcs]

I swear he could double as Matt Foley, living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER.

[Bigmac2]

[Sir Oinksalot]

My wife asked me what his problem was and how much money he made. After I told her she was like, "He's just a slob."

After he postgame interview, even she said, "not only is he a slob, he's an a-hole."

...dude, you over married ...

[casken]

Love coach B...but we aren't the fan base with room to talk about a head coach's belly! ... 

[ImHogginIt]

Love coach B...but we aren't the fan base with room to talk about a head coach's belly! ...

Our coach at least wears xxxl shirts instead of xxl

[Pig in the Pokey]

I swear he could double as Matt Foley, living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER.

One shot during the game he completely morphed into Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.