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Robert Shields

From the Bench Quiz Time!

Robert T. Shields

Who likes trivia? I know I do. Test your sports knowledge with this From the Bench quiz. As my old economic professors used to tell me, I'm looking for the "most correct" answer.

Who was the last quarterback to play under Frank Broyles?
A) Houston Nutt
B) Ron Calcagni
C) Kevin Scanlon
D) Tom Rystrom

Who never played running back for the Razorbacks?
A) Darren McFadden
B) Felix Jones
C) Peyton Hillis
D) They all did and despite that backfield some people still wanted a freshman quarterback throwing to his freshman high-school buddies instead

The most important accomplishment for this year's Razorbacks was?
A) Finishing with a winning record (that would be the baseball team)
B) Driving a motorcycle without having an accident
C) Not laughing at the coach's many quotable moments
D) Hiring a football coach no fans had even considered

From the Bench's most covered topic this season was?
A) Books by me
B) My trip to Orange Beach
C) The sociological impact of Sponge Bob
D) The Petrino firing and aftermath

What is Jeff Long's official title at the UofA?
A) Prime Minister
B) Sports Information Director
C) Athletic Director
D) Vice-Chancellor and Director of Intercollegiate Athletics

What is Jeff Long's handle on Twitter?
A) @IDontNeedNoStinkinMediaTwitterRules
B) @YeahIFiredBobbyMFPetrino
C) @ViceChancellorandDirectorofIntercollegiateAthleticsUA
D) @JeffLongUA

From the Bench is afraid of?
A) Rain and lightning
B) Not finishing SkyRim
C) Drunk Auburn fans
D) The other Robert Shields who is the mime

Bret Bielema met his wife at?
A) Match.com
B) An igloo
C) Victoria's Secret
D) Vegas baby!

Where do I keep my certificate for being the UA's "Outstanding Student in Economics"?
A) Under my desk
B) On my wall
C) I didn't really win the award
D) In a box in my garage next to the lawn mower below the kayak

Why did Bret Bielema leave Wisconsin?
A) Because it's really cold
B) Someone told him Arkansas was close to the beach
C) His wife growing up in Florida knew of a better place
D) We will never really know

The favorite pastime in Wisconsin is?
A) Igloo building
B) Arguing if Old Style or Molson is better
C) Following @robert1shields on Twitter
D) Waiting for spring

Bobby Petrino wrecked his motorcycle because?
A) He had a girl on it
B) Sunlight in his eyes
C) He was coming out of a curve
D) He was run off the road, or it was a gust of wind, or all of the above depending on who tells the story

What is the new Razorback color?
A) Green
B) Yellow
C)  Blue
D) Anthracite (not a joke)

What happened in the Kentucky game this year?
A) Their coach was fired
B) It rained a little
C) The Hogs wore all white
D) The game was called early because some Razorback players were deemed so unlucky they might actually be struck by lightning. It was just that bad of a season.



Send your questions to  fromthbench@yahoo.com


Pork Twain

Who is the worst writer to post on hogville?
A. Guv
B. FCJ
C. Robert Shields
D. PRJ
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

 

ricepig

Who is Robert Shields? There, that's my question, unless it's who cares?

rhog1

Quote from: BeoPig™ on December 31, 2012, 11:55:16 am
Who is the worst writer to post on hogville?
A. Guv
B. FCJ
C. Robert Shields
D. PRJ
I'll take all of the above for 1000 Alex.

Pork Twain

"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

JIMMY BOARFFETT

Quote from: BeoPig™ on December 31, 2012, 11:55:16 am
Who is the worst writer to post on hogville?
A. Guv
B. FCJ
C. Robert Shields
D. PRJ

All of the above?
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Dr. Starcs

Beopig, that is funny. I literally lol'd.

+1

Seebs

When we have  a staff meeting at work there is always the same person that brings up a topic or phrases a question that was directly covered in the meeting. That person is an attention whore and spouts off simply to give themselves credit for being at the meeting and to give the impression that they are viable. little does the person know that the rest of the staff rolls their eyes and sees through the thinly veiled puffery that is their own ignorance.

That person is Robert Shields.
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Hogfan46

Quote from: Seebs on December 31, 2012, 12:22:25 pm
When we have  a staff meeting at work there is always the same person that brings up a topic or phrases a question that was directly covered in the meeting. That person is an attention whore and spouts off simply to give themselves credit for being at the meeting and to give the impression that they are viable. little does the person know that the rest of the staff rolls their eyes and sees through the thinly veiled puffery that is their own ignorance.

That person is Robert Shields.

Awesome! +1 sir.

Pork Twain

Quote from: Seebs on December 31, 2012, 12:22:25 pm
When we have  a staff meeting at work there is always the same person that brings up a topic or phrases a question that was directly covered in the meeting. That person is an attention whore and spouts off simply to give themselves credit for being at the meeting and to give the impression that they are viable. little does the person know that the rest of the staff rolls their eyes and sees through the thinly veiled puffery that is their own ignorance.

That person is Robert Shields.
On the money
"It is better to be an optimist and proven wrong, than a pessimist and proven right." ~Pork Twain

https://www.facebook.com/groups/sweetmemes/

old hog

  And the "what if?" person. Both kinds drive me crazy.

Mitch C


Mitch C


 

ChicoHog

robert-I know many on here give you a hard time but I thought some of those questions/answers were pretty funny.  I think the Old Style vs Molson was the best one.

Happy New Year to everyone and let's hope the 2013 football season will be a good one.

neblon


tusksincolorado

Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

Robert Shields


jmb1973

Quote from: Robert Shields on December 31, 2012, 03:22:22 pm
Who is Wally Hall

Someone clever enough to get paid to write what amounts to the equivalent of the feces you post for free on here. Also is an attention wh*** much like yourself.

Lrtalk

Quote from: Robert Shields on December 31, 2012, 03:22:22 pm
Who is Wally Hall
Wally Hall would be the writer in whom Jeff Long confided with both personal insight into the Les Miles fiasco as well as the first private details when our new coach was hired, both of which drive the vast majority of posters on this site totally nuts.   

jmb1973

Quote from: Lrtalk on December 31, 2012, 04:26:44 pm
Wally Hall would be the writer in whom Jeff Long confided with both personal insight into the Les Miles fiasco as well as the first private details when our new coach was hired.   

Wally, when did you get an account?

JIMMY BOARFFETT

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Golfer

Quote from: Seebs on December 31, 2012, 12:22:25 pm
When we have  a staff meeting at work there is always the same person that brings up a topic or phrases a question that was directly covered in the meeting. That person is an attention whore and spouts off simply to give themselves credit for being at the meeting and to give the impression that they are viable. little does the person know that the rest of the staff rolls their eyes and sees through the thinly veiled puffery that is their own ignorance.

That person is Robert Shields.

Are you saying that you work with Robert Shields?

tusksincolorado

Quote from: Lrtalk on December 31, 2012, 04:26:44 pm
Wally Hall would be the writer in whom Jeff Long confided with both personal insight into the Les Miles fiasco as well as the first private details when our new coach was hired, both of which drive the vast majority of posters on this site totally nuts.   

Let me correct my original statement.....

The next wannabe Wally Hall who wanted to be the next Orville Henry the only true Arkansas Razorback Reporter.
Screw it! I'm an old angry male, live with it!

urkillnmesmalls

Quote from: BeoPig™ on December 31, 2012, 11:55:16 am
Who is the worst writer to post on hogville?
A. Guv
B. FCJ
C. Robert Shields
D. PRJ

Nice!  +1 

In lieu of recent days' posts, I would like to add a write in candidate. 

E.  HogDogcrazy

His contributions give a new meaning to whining. 
I've never wanted a Hog coach to be successful more than I do for Pittman.  He's one of the good guys.

 

go hogues

Quote from: Robert Shields on December 31, 2012, 11:52:05 am

Who never played running back for the Razorbacks?
A) Darren McFadden
B) Felix Jones
C) Peyton Hillis
D) They all did and despite that backfield some people still wanted a freshman quarterback throwing to his freshman high-school buddies instead

Where do I keep my certificate for being the UA's "Outstanding Student in Economics"?
A) Under my desk
B) On my wall
C) I didn't really win the award
D) In a box in my garage next to the lawn mower below the kayak
First question reminding us Shields is still a hugger.

Second question I'd like to add a write-in:
E) Up your a$$
Quote from: Leadbelly on September 24, 2019, 09:05:22 pm<br />Dude, our back has been against the wall so long, we are now on the other side of the wall!<br />

Seebs

Quote from: Golfer on December 31, 2012, 06:12:27 pm
Are you saying that you work with Robert Shields?

If I worked with Robert Shields I would gladly quit and latch upon the government teet.
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