I had a crazy dream about Missouri game...

[depressed_fan]

...as I'm listening to the pregame show on the radio, Sunshine Rick then Quinn then Chuck Barrett keeps announcing at different times as it is getting closer to game time, "a lot of folks are still filing in", then "well it looks like we are going to have a larger crowd than expected today Quinn", then 5 minutes before kick off, "Folks, I know your not going to believe this but we have a standing room only crowd here today"

Then as the game ensues the crowd is just as rowdy all through out as what you would expect at the Auburn Alabama game.  A random crop duster circles the stadium a couple times with a banner saying WE LOVE YOU COACH. It's the same atmosphere as any winner take all rivalry game. As the Razorbacks score and score and methodically run away with a well balanced 42-0 game, the crowd goes berzirk with every touchdown, with every hold on defense, with ever sack, with almost every positive play all game.  As the final seconds tick down, coach Bret is carried to the customary coaches handshake on the side by side shoulder pads of the teams two best linemen like he weighs 100 pounds soak and wet.  4 crop duster airplanes circle the stadium pulling banners that say "WE LOVE YOU COACH". "YOU'RE GREAT COACH"

Confused about his future and excited about the game, coach Bret closes the door to the locker room and begins to address his team. But, within seconds the door swings open, and none other enters Julie Cromer Peoples surrounded by 2 large men in suits with 2 state troopers beside the men. JCP  sarcastically claps her hands and exclaims "WHY DIDN'T YOU COACH LIKE THAT ALL YEAR? NOW GET OUT! AND GET OUT IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL REMOVE YOU BY FORCE. YOUR BELONGINGS ARE PACKED AND THE BOXES ARE AWAITING OUTSIDE YOUR UNIVERSITY ISSUED VEHICLE. RETURN THE VEHICLE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT."

[jst01]

Dangit, I can never remember my dreams with that detail...

[Oklahawg]

That was an enjoyable read.

For a bunch of HV, that is called a "nightmare" not a "dream." (Can't let anything like a win or supporting players get in the way of their hatred)

[sowmonella]

...as I'm listening to the pregame show on the radio, Sunshine Rick then Quinn then Chuck Barrett keeps announcing at different times as it is getting closer to game time, "a lot of folks are still filing in", then "well it looks like we are going to have a larger crowd than expected today Quinn", then 5 minutes before kick off, "Folks, I know your not going to believe this but we have a standing room only crowd here today"

Then as the game ensues the crowd is just as rowdy all through out as what you would expect at the Auburn Alabama game.  A random crop duster circles the stadium a couple times with a banner saying WE LOVE YOU COACH. It's the same atmosphere as any winner take all rivalry game. As the Razorbacks score and score and methodically run away with a well balanced 42-0 game, the crowd goes berzirk with every touchdown, with every hold on defense, with ever sack, with almost every positive play all game.  As the final seconds tick down, coach Bret is carried to the customary coaches handshake on the side by side shoulder pads of the teams two best linemen like he weighs 100 pounds soak and wet.  4 crop duster airplanes circle the stadium pulling banners that say "WE LOVE YOU COACH". "YOU'RE GREAT COACH"

Confused about his future and excited about the game, coach Bret closes the door to the locker room and begins to address his team. But, within seconds the door swings open, and none other enters Julie Cromer Peoples surrounded by 2 large men in suits with 2 state troopers beside the men. JCP  sarcastically claps her hands and exclaims "WHY DIDN'T YOU COACH LIKE THAT ALL YEAR? NOW GET OUT! AND GET OUT IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL REMOVE YOU BY FORCE. YOUR BELONGINGS ARE PACKED AND THE BOXES ARE AWAITING OUTSIDE YOUR UNIVERSITY ISSUED VEHICLE. RETURN THE VEHICLE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT."

Is this supposed to be humor?

[RebelliousHog]

I call bs. No one has dreams that detailed. Day dream maybe.

[Hoggish1]

...as I'm listening to the pregame show on the radio, Sunshine Rick then Quinn then Chuck Barrett keeps announcing at different times as it is getting closer to game time, "a lot of folks are still filing in", then "well it looks like we are going to have a larger crowd than expected today Quinn", then 5 minutes before kick off, "Folks, I know your not going to believe this but we have a standing room only crowd here today"

Then as the game ensues the crowd is just as rowdy all through out as what you would expect at the Auburn Alabama game.  A random crop duster circles the stadium a couple times with a banner saying WE LOVE YOU COACH. It's the same atmosphere as any winner take all rivalry game. As the Razorbacks score and score and methodically run away with a well balanced 42-0 game, the crowd goes berzirk with every touchdown, with every hold on defense, with ever sack, with almost every positive play all game.  As the final seconds tick down, coach Bret is carried to the customary coaches handshake on the side by side shoulder pads of the teams two best linemen like he weighs 100 pounds soak and wet.  4 crop duster airplanes circle the stadium pulling banners that say "WE LOVE YOU COACH". "YOU'RE GREAT COACH"

Confused about his future and excited about the game, coach Bret closes the door to the locker room and begins to address his team. But, within seconds the door swings open, and none other enters Julie Cromer Peoples surrounded by 2 large men in suits with 2 state troopers beside the men. JCP  sarcastically claps her hands and exclaims "WHY DIDN'T YOU COACH LIKE THAT ALL YEAR? NOW GET OUT! AND GET OUT IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL REMOVE YOU BY FORCE. YOUR BELONGINGS ARE PACKED AND THE BOXES ARE AWAITING OUTSIDE YOUR UNIVERSITY ISSUED VEHICLE. RETURN THE VEHICLE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT."

You stole that dream from me, brotha

[Thunderhog Jr]

It's called a vivid imagination......

[code red]

It's called a vivid imagination......

More like fantasy.  A sellout lol.  It'll be a ghost town by halftime.

[SPAL]

I remember my first sip of shine.

[TDHawgs]

Um... yeah.. we are going to be up on Mizzou 42-0.. haha.. yeah that was a heck of a dream my friend.. one heck of a dream I'll say.. lol

[PolishPigPower]

I have a dream that one day all of Hogville will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all Frito Pie is created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former Bulldawgs and the sons of former Ramblin' Wrecks will be able to sit down together at the table of SEC brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of NCAA violations, sweltering with the heat of Coach Mullen's pooper being full, will be transformed into a Starkville of probation and justice.

I have a dream that my children will one day root for a team where they will not be judged by their team's horrible-to-mediocre record but by the content of their WooPigSooie.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious Finebaum callers, with its Auburn fans having their lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification of Gus' contract if he doesn't win the next game; one day right there in Alabama, little Bama boys and Bama girls will be able to laugh at Aubie and remind them of when they were relevant before they let Gus Malzahn go home to be with his Hog sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day The Hill shall be exalted, every pub on Dickson Street shall be made high, the trees on Toomer's Corner will burn on the Plains, and the crooked places will be busted once and for all by the NCAA, and the retirement of the Saban shall be revealed, and all of Razorback Nation shall call those Hogs together.

I have a dream today.

[KlubhouseKonnected]

Your dreams sound really ill conceived and even more poorly written.

[31to6]

For a bunch of HV, that is called a "nightmare" not a "dream." (Can't let anything like a win or supporting players get in the way of their hatred)

That's the thing I don't get.

Even if we beat Mizzou like a red-headed stepchild it won't matter the least in determining his fate. Either he is the coach next year regardless of his performance or he is gone.

Somehow 5-7 vs 4-8 is going to make all the difference?

I hope he has a great win, gets to celebrate it with the players he clearly cares a lot about and gets to leave on a high note. Heck, a big win might just get him another look and get us out of some of his buyout.

If he is still here next year it will not be because he pulled a win over a mediocre Missouri team out of his ass. It will be because he was never going to be fired regardless of performance and everyone was wrong about it.

Beliemer? Enjoy the game. Hope we win. Support the players!
Bert-hater? Enjoy the game. Hope we win. Support the players!

I've said it before and I will say it again. The worst cancer in our entire fanbase are the people who would rather see the Hogs lose than be wrong in a message board argument.

(For the record, I think we will get crushed on Friday. I really hope we pull a win out, but it doesn't look good. But I'm still going to cheer for the team.)

[ICEman]

Dangit, I can never remember my dreams with that detail...

Gotta use one of those machines that DiCaprio et. Al. used in Christopher Nolan's movie Inception.

[Bacons Rebellion]

All the women in the world and you dream about Julie Cromer Peoples?

[jbcarol]

He did not get til midnight.

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

I remember my first sip of shine.

..."I took a little sip and right away I knew
And my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Light has started flashin' thunder started crashin' Pshshshsheewwwwwphphblup White Lightnin'..!"