Guess who's at it again?

[redbarn]

The only thing I really want to know out of that whole interview is what the hey does players cars breaking down or not breaking down have to do with how well a football team is doing.  If the kickers car breaks down and needs a radiator hose does that mean he's not going to be accurate on field goals.  The man is goofy and I hope he stays at The University of Mississippi the rest of his coaching career if nothing more but to give everyone a good laugh once in a while.  I might add that Ole Miss has never seen themselves plummet towards the bottom like they will see next year.  They lose too many of their best players and have too goofy a Nutt to coach the ones that replace them. 

[Silver Hog]

The only thing I really want to know out of that whole interview is what the hey does players cars breaking down or not breaking down have to do with how well a football team is doing.  If the kickers car breaks down and needs a radiator hose does that mean he's not going to be accurate on field goals.  The man is goofy and I hope he stays at The University of Mississippi the rest of his coaching career if nothing more but to give everyone a good laugh once in a while.  I might add that Ole Miss has never seen themselves plummet towards the bottom like they will see next year.  They lose too many of their best players and have too goofy a Nutt to coach the ones that replace them. 

agree, prefer to watch that train wreck happen from a distance rather than in our own house, as in years past.

[DeltaBoy]

Thanks Spud it reminded me why I am so happy he is gone!

[GolfnHog]

Damn, I was chewing my fingernails just reading all those Nuttisms....

[spudhog]

Keep up the good work Spud!

Dorkisms are always good for a laugh on an otherwise dreary day....
Better to hear them coming from Oxfart....

Amen to that. Like going to the Ole Miss website to get these quotes than the Razorbacks.com. Life is so much better.

[DiscombobulatoryHOG]

What he meant to say was this.

"I tell you guys, that wild-webel does not work nearly as well when you replace a Darren McFadden and a Felix Jones with these crap players I have now"

[irishman]

Seriously does he use that "gotta buckle those chinstraps" in every single press conference or what?

[irishman]

That said, he's a barrel of fun to read. You have to read it with his cadence or you'll miss some of the greatness.

Ha, I know.. Its like I can actually hear him talking in my head. Almost scary

[PolishPigPower]

Seriously does he use that "gotta buckle those chinstraps" in every single press conference or what?

Yes.  But out of all the silliness, this is my favorite exchange...

"Not one guy has gone to a bowl so I think it is ridiculous for us to think we'll have time to think about or talk about where we want to go. We've got to get bowl eligible and it starts this Saturday at 1:00.

Q: What would a bowl appearance mean for your program?

A: That's one of our goals. It just helps everything."

So basically, it would be ridiculous to think about but he is thinking about it!  LOVE IT!!!

[spudhog]

Yes.  But out of all the silliness, this is my favorite exchange...

"Not one guy has gone to a bowl so I think it is ridiculous for us to think we'll have time to think about or talk about where we want to go. We've got to get bowl eligible and it starts this Saturday at 1:00.

Q: What would a bowl appearance mean for your program?

A: That's one of our goals. It just helps everything."

So basically, it would be ridiculous to think about but he is thinking about it!  LOVE IT!!!

He's talked about bowls all season long. What he's doing is planting a cover for a poor performance this week. He even talked about the bowl rep's being at their last game.

They play bad this weekend, they can claim that the kids were focused on the whole bowl situation. They play good, then the staff did a great job of refocusing them. Same ole.

[Ex-Trumpet]

How many HS coaches would be let go for saying such goofy-arse stuff?

All of 'em.

[gcraise1]

HDN failed to mention that he himself was caught in one of his own moustraps when he saw DB sitting on the trap.

[El Puerco]

WHOA!  Brainless is planning on going two chin straps for La Monroe, and it's not even an SEC game.

Idiot.

Makes me nauseous when he takes credit for the "Wild Rebel."

[Justifiable Hogicide]

The guy is just plain goofy and embarrassing. He shamed our program while he was here.

Yes he is, and yes he did.
Very telling that he still can't stop himself from saying negative things about Arkansas in every interview "they had Arkansas beat", it shows how bad the doofus dork really feels about getting run out of the state one step ahead of a lynch mob.

[MuskogeeHogFan]

If Danny would throw away the sonic orders, they wouldn't have rats.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.........ok, now THAT is funny.

[hogchic2001]

The used car salesman talking about cars....how fitting.

I also love how he takes credit for the "Wild <insert name>" formation. 

[hogchic2001]

Yes. They go well with ladders and cinder blocks.

Now that is funny right there...

[razorkev]

It may be just me, but do the rest of you almost hear him speak as you read one of his quotes.  The way he talks in 1/2 sentences with long pauses and weirdly placed stresses on words... somehow I find myself almost jumping into his cadence while i'm reading.

God I'm glad he's gone.

I get the same thing...Guess ive watched too many interviews over the years.

[spudhog]

It was Vaughn, not Markuson.  Markuson was said to be busy teaching all of one pass protection.

But they did that one thing so well 

[Ex-Trumpet]

Yes he is, and yes he did.
Very telling that he still can't stop himself from saying negative things about Arkansas in every interview "they had Arkansas beat", it shows how bad the doofus dork really feels about getting run out of the state one step ahead of a lynch mob.

Actually, the DID have us beat; what he fails to mention, however, is we had Ole Miss beat.

[spudhog]

Actually, the DID have us beat; what he fails to mention, however, is we had Ole Miss beat.

Well and it's simply doesn't go along with his general comments. He could lose 30-0 and still be in the game until the final minute. So and 18 point 3rd quarter lead should be nothing right?

That's my point. And yes, we had Ole Miss beat there at the end.

[Jellohawg]

I hope TCTWF goes to Clemson, so we don't have to look or listen to his sorry ........

[mpeacock]

I want him to stay at OM so I can watch and keep tabs on his demise and exposure as a fraud. Plus, I love seeing his stupid recycled "coach speak" statements in the pressers. Otherwise, I might forget that the SEC is a 2 chin strap league. Of course, I guess that now the Sun Belt is a 2 chinstrap league, too. Or maybe just a one chinstrap league that requires that you actually buckle said chinstrap.

[lunchbox72703]

I invented the "Wild Dork" formation after a weekend in Tiajuana.  See, you replace "star athlete" in the backfield with a one legged mexican prostitute with a cell phone, and then you replace the center snapping the ball with a Houston Nutt, and as for the ball, you have to replace that with.....ummm nevermind, I'm gonna stop there.

[MuskogeeHogFan]

I hope TCTWF goes to Clemson, so we don't have to look or listen to his sorry ........

I would love for the Dork to go to another conference where he is out of sight, out of mind. Good for the SEC, good for Arkansas, good for Hogville...........unless you guys want him to stick around a year or two so we can beat the first class DOG out of him first.

[eclipse]

""Q: Do you prefer Shreveport in December or Memphis in January?""


I really have to lol when thinking about Nutt feeling good about these bowl games??

[EastTexasHog]

What a fool.

[hillhog]

If you look closely at this image, it appears this mouse is wearing both chinstraps!!

If you look closely at this image, it appears this mouse is wearing both chinstraps!!

I love it. By the way perhaps Dork would provide a more intelligent presser if he just texted (sp) it in.

[N HOG]

"You've got to be concerned about ULM and the way they might move the ball on you. And when you try to get your team ready for a game like this you know that you don't want to be thinking about the Alabamas or the Floridas or even the Mississippi States.

"And you know that when you prepare you have to keep that in mind that you don't want to overlook anyone because you know that you can be beat any Saturday and it is something you need to never forget or it will get you in trouble."

[razorbrass]

The place: Athletics meeting room somewhere on the campus of Ole Miss
The time:  Sunday afternoon
The agenda:  Game planning for ULM


HDN:  OK boys time to put up the basketballs and get down to business.

Austin:  Coach .. er I mean Houston do you want me to cue up these game tapes from ULM.

HDN:  Not right now we have some serious game planning to do.  We have got to come up with a way to motivate the boys this weekend.

Danny (entering the room late):  Hey guys I'm headed to Sonic anyone interested in some ice cream?

All:  NO!

HDN:  Alright boys time to snap up both our chinstraps and get back to work here.

Markuson:  Yes Master, Yes Master (in best Igor voice)

HDN:  I think the best motivational tool we have is a code red - anyone on this team been quoted in a book lately?

Shibest - Does that mean I get to taunt someone?

HDN: No not yet - we have to save our big weapons for gameday.

Rocker:  Houston,  I don't think these guys even know what books are.

HDN:  Your probably right.  Anyone got any bright ideas?

Danny:  We could motivate them with some ice cream.

All:  NO!

Nix:  Geez Houston couldn't you have left him in Arkansas?

HDN:  Well he is my brother.  I tried to leave him with my other brother in Jonesboro but he lost his job too so I got stuck with him.

Austin:  Could we please get back to game planning.  Can we talk about this new innovation called the forward pass.

HDN:  That's real good Kent.  Now I know why I hired you. Your a real funny one.  I need you to keep it light during all this heavy game planning.

Austin: (under his breath)  I wonder if I can get my old job back in Canada.

HDN:  Hey that gives me an idea.  That Mickey Mouse he is a funny one too.  You catch mice with traps - this game could be a trap.  I have it!  We'll put mouse traps around the locker room.  That will remind these guys to play real hard and be winners and fighters.

Austin:  (again under his breath)  I'll tell you what is Mickey Mouse around here.

Shibest:  Hey Houston can I taunt that Mickey Mouse?

HDN:  No not today.  Alright everybody now for something real important...

Austin: Finally, I'm ready to put this game plan together.

HDN:  Nope thats not what I'm talking about.  Markuson...

Markuson:  Yes Master, Yes Master

HDN:  Grab those Balls - MARK NOT THOSE!  The basketballs.  It's time for some serious three on three.  To the basketball courts!

[arodobop]

LOL   razorbrass 

[dhornjr1]

"You've got to be concerned about ULM and the way they might move the ball on you. And when you try to get your team ready for a game like this you know that you don't want to be thinking about the Alabamas or the Floridas or even the Mississippi States.

"And you know that when you prepare you have to keep that in mind that you don't want to overlook anyone because you know that you can be beat any Saturday and it is something you need to never forget or it will get you in trouble."

Priceless.

[Hogsnort]

The timing is right for Nutt to pull a "Hootie Special". I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if ULM wins this one.

[Steef]

I thought we'd all agreed to call it the Wild Nutt...?

[porkpistol]

last night "carolina jones and the temple of poon" was on ppv

I've seen that...just one thumb up though, plot was a little hard to follow. 

[spudhog]

I want him to stay at OM so I can watch and keep tabs on his demise and exposure as a fraud. Plus, I love seeing his stupid recycled "coach speak" statements in the pressers. Otherwise, I might forget that the SEC is a 2 chin strap league. Of course, I guess that now the Sun Belt is a 2 chinstrap league, too. Or maybe just a one chinstrap league that requires that you actually buckle said chinstrap.

Maybe the Sunbelt is so bad you don't even need facemask? But then again, how could a "one chinstrap" league team (ulm) even get a lead on a "2 chinstrap" league team (ark)? If 2 chinstraps are better than 1 than how does this happen? I am confused

[mpeacock]

We (a 2 chinstrap league team) simply didn't buckle our second chinstrap, thus making it a more even playing field.

[spudhog]

We (a 2 chinstrap league team) simply didn't buckle our second chinstrap, thus making it a more even playing field.

Wow, I think HDN needs to write a book about this whole chinstrap thing.

[kgr]

His thoughts are conceived in the scrotum and given birth via the rectum.

[gbaurnett]

Great soap opera, razorbass.  Let's call it   "As the Nutt turns!"

[Pancetta]

He'll still be believing it's a good formation when every other team in the nation has figured out exactly when he's going to run it.  Kind of like running the draw on 3rd and 5 when everyone knows that on 3rd and middle distance you try to run a draw 70% of the time. 

[MacHog19]

+1 Eddie!

WTH is that about the car problems?  Talk about coming in from left field with a comment that has nothing to do with the question!

Do the journalists at his press conferences just sit there with their faces crinkled up to show their confusion, or do they sit there with their mouths agape pondering the idiocy of what they just heard?  Just curious.....

[hawgsav1]

I think Nutt has learned about the forward pass.  He seems to at least know that the QB passes to the receiver. 

[Bob from Dumas]

+1 Eddie!

WTH is that about the car problems?  Talk about coming in from left field with a comment that has nothing to do with the question!

Do the journalists at his press conferences just sit there with their faces crinkled up to show their confusion, or do they sit there with their mouths agape pondering the idiocy of what they just heard?  Just curious.....

I bet they stare at him like a dog looking at a card trick.

[Eddie Piggard]

I've seen that...just one thumb up though, plot was a little hard to follow. 

I couldn't follow the storyline without the closed captioning

[Hogsnort]

His thoughts are conceived in the scrotum and given birth via the rectum.

Man that's ugly!......but true.

[go hogues]

Talk about the mousetraps around the facilities. Do you feel you have grabbed your team's attention?

A: You always go by practice. These were just put in different places because we're just trying to let our players know and understand that sometimes rats will start feeling good about themselves, and all of the sudden you walk into a trap where you think there is a big piece of cheese, but there's not. It's about how you approach things, your attitude and the respect you have to have for Monroe. Don't worry about there record, this will be a super bowl for them. They're excited about playing us. I know a lot of members of their staff, especially their head coach Charlie Weatherbie, I've worked with him before. We know what to expect. We have played against them many times before. It's just a visual sign. We put them up last week. It's that type of game where you have to be ready. You can't just roll your helmet out there and show up. You can't do it.

[claytongray]

last night "carolina jones and the temple of poon" was on ppv

I've seen that...just one thumb up though, plot was a little hard to follow. 

Um, that's not a thumb.

[spudhog]

I bet they stare at him like a dog looking at a card trick.

I think that a lot of times their press does ask him questions in order to get some strange responses. A lot of their questions are cookie cutters but they always stick one or 2 corky ones in their.

I don't think they suck up to him like our media did but I do think they try to stay in his good graces.

[pitbull1]

It would be nice to see ULM to beat Ole Piss on Saturday, then to lose to LSU and MSU.