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What are the 5 best words to say to Houston Nutt?

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biggiepiggie

November 20, 2007, 03:34:58 pm
Will the defendant please rise.

hawgboy99

November 20, 2007, 03:36:33 pm #1
Come back for one more!
 

fanofthehog

November 20, 2007, 03:36:58 pm #2
Gus Malzahn has replaced you

Hog Scratch Fever

November 20, 2007, 03:37:20 pm #3
Congratulations on the Baylor job!
"It got a little nippy through the pass!"

Silver Hog

November 20, 2007, 03:37:25 pm #4

nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:37:37 pm #5
Quote from: biggiepiggie on November 20, 2007, 03:34:58 pm
Will the defendant please rise.
I love that right there.......mine is under depostion "Does Lindsey run the team?"

hogfan47

November 20, 2007, 03:37:39 pm #6
 houston you are now fired
C L martin

Fort Smith Ark    

start the healing process now

Bucksnort

November 20, 2007, 03:38:05 pm #7
HERE'S YOUR U-HAUL, GOOD BYE.

John Futrall

November 20, 2007, 03:38:08 pm #8
I called that resignation, brutha.

Sue E NoNutts

November 20, 2007, 03:38:09 pm #9
Who called your resignation, brutha?
Your/You're.....the difference between knowing your shite and knowing you're shite.

Lose/Loose.  When you lose weight, your pants feel loose.

FL_Hog_Fan

November 20, 2007, 03:38:22 pm #10
Now he's gone...gone...gone.
What were we arguing about anyway?

razorbackmkh

November 20, 2007, 03:38:28 pm #11
"here, let me carry that" as I help him pack the uhaul.
Every time I see a grown man in a backwards hat I want to b***h slap Trooper Taylor.

Albert Einswine

November 20, 2007, 03:38:34 pm #12
Good riddance to bad rubbish!
"Funny thing, I become a hell of a good fisherman when the trout decide to commit suicide." ~ John D. Voelker
 

GoHogs#1

November 20, 2007, 03:38:37 pm #13
Houston, pack your bags Dork!!!!!!
Go Hogs

Dr Swineglove

November 20, 2007, 03:38:41 pm #14
Your new Texas Longhorns coach
Prefrontal lobotomies are not to be performed without the written consent of the patient

nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:38:46 pm #15
Fired for cause....no money

Sue E NoNutts

November 20, 2007, 03:38:59 pm #16
Quote from: mikeyg31 on November 20, 2007, 03:38:08 pm
I called that resignation, brutha.

Sorry, mikeyg, great minds think alike!!
Your/You're.....the difference between knowing your shite and knowing you're shite.

Lose/Loose.  When you lose weight, your pants feel loose.

Nap

November 20, 2007, 03:39:10 pm #17
"I just messed you up!"
I still can't believe that Fuzzy's is gone...

Silver Hog

November 20, 2007, 03:39:18 pm #18
Good bye and good riddance.

oldhawg

November 20, 2007, 03:39:20 pm #19
I called that firing, brotha.

pigfeet

November 20, 2007, 03:39:33 pm #20
Text Baylor about the opening

nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:39:58 pm #21
May I have your phone?

capehog

November 20, 2007, 03:40:17 pm #22
Donna Will You Marry Me
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Boardon Hamsay

November 20, 2007, 03:40:17 pm #23
"The banners will follow you!"
Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pmDo nursing homes buy a lot of lobsters for their residents or are you back behind the trash dumpster selling hot lobsters ito Uncle Dewey for his social security money?
Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
Quote from: thebignasty on April 03, 2019, 12:07:41 pmExploitation of quantum mechanics pretty much has to be addressed in the NCAA handbook.
Quote from: theFlyingHog on June 09, 2021, 10:50:01 amYou certainly keep the waters well chummed.
Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.
Quote from: Boardon Hamsay on April 28, 2024, 05:45:23 pmI'm a market maker of instigation
 

Seebs

November 20, 2007, 03:40:23 pm #24
Your stupidity is inoperable - dork.
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nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:40:56 pm #25
Haters To The North Gotcha

Prosciutto

November 20, 2007, 03:41:24 pm #26
good luck on Friday nights.

(he is so high school)

John Futrall

November 20, 2007, 03:41:55 pm #27
Quote from: Sue E NoNutts on November 20, 2007, 03:38:59 pm
Quote from: mikeyg31 on November 20, 2007, 03:38:08 pm
I called that resignation, brutha.

Sorry, mikeyg, great minds think alike!!

This one was waaaay too easy ;)






PolishPigPower

November 20, 2007, 03:41:57 pm #28
Thanks for the memories... NOT!
Quote from: Cooper on November 16, 2008, 10:35:46 pm
I might try my hand at some porn.

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nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:42:15 pm #29
You have been Code Red'd

darkhogfan

November 20, 2007, 03:42:25 pm #30
Make love to another helmet.
"She had a weakness for writers...and I was never that good with words anyways"-Ben Nichols

nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:43:29 pm #31
Do you miss Mitch now?

pigfeet

November 20, 2007, 03:44:02 pm #32
Resignations just messes you up!

nuttbustr

November 20, 2007, 03:44:07 pm #33
Houston, please take the stand.

pigfeet

November 20, 2007, 03:44:30 pm #34
You've just been Mitch Slapped

Bob1959

November 20, 2007, 03:44:36 pm #35
"Don't let the door hit you on the a$$ on the way out."

Oh, that's more than 5 words.  My bad.

Justifiable Hogicide

November 20, 2007, 03:45:09 pm #36
Donna Bragg likes Butch better.

CusefaninAR

November 20, 2007, 03:45:14 pm #37
Donna's pregnancy test was positive.

PolishPigPower

November 20, 2007, 03:46:25 pm #38
Diana staying here with Teresa?
Quote from: Cooper on November 16, 2008, 10:35:46 pm
I might try my hand at some porn.

Quote from: Breems on May 02, 2011, 02:55:14 pm
Last post in the Tavern here.  See you guys.  Have fun.

pigfeet

November 20, 2007, 03:46:32 pm #39
Will daddy Frank remember you?

pigfeet

November 20, 2007, 03:47:18 pm #40
It tastes alot like CHICKEN!

Boardon Hamsay

November 20, 2007, 03:48:29 pm #41
Take your posse and run
Quote from: Pillowhead Jackson on October 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pmDo nursing homes buy a lot of lobsters for their residents or are you back behind the trash dumpster selling hot lobsters ito Uncle Dewey for his social security money?
Quote from: Rudy Baylor on March 26, 2019, 08:33:58 pmBill Self seriously just jogged by my front yard. I almost accidentally sprayed him with Weed&Feed
Quote from: thebignasty on April 03, 2019, 12:07:41 pmExploitation of quantum mechanics pretty much has to be addressed in the NCAA handbook.
Quote from: theFlyingHog on June 09, 2021, 10:50:01 amYou certainly keep the waters well chummed.
Quote from: PonderinHog on October 22, 2021, 10:03:28 amI'm no longer drinking yet.
Quote from: Boardon Hamsay on April 28, 2024, 05:45:23 pmI'm a market maker of instigation

Nate-Hawg

November 20, 2007, 03:51:24 pm #42
You should apologize to D-Mac.

CusefaninAR

November 20, 2007, 03:55:09 pm #43
Beck nailed Diana with 2x4

woghild

November 20, 2007, 03:56:08 pm #44

GOOD RIDDANCE

Oh wait that's only two.

revolution

November 20, 2007, 03:56:12 pm #45
Your firing today was special.

Tejano Jawg

November 20, 2007, 03:56:40 pm #46
To quote The Sound of Music: "SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF-WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD-BYE."
Between McAfee being obnoxious and Corso decomposing before our eyes I can't even watch GameDay anymore. —Torqued Pork

CusefaninAR

November 20, 2007, 03:56:48 pm #47
The Wildcat wasn't Danny's invention.

RebelliousHog

November 20, 2007, 03:56:50 pm #48
"You are the weakest link."
"Some there are who are nothing else than a passage for food and augmenters of excrement and fillers of privies, because through them no other things in the world, nor any good effects are produced, since nothing but full privies results from them."<br />―Leonardo da Vinci

revolution

November 20, 2007, 03:56:56 pm #49
Houston, you are the problem!
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