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foosaddict

How do you find Texas from Fayetteville?   






















Go West 'til ya smell s***, then go South 'til ya step in it...  ::hornsdown::   :razorback:
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot"  Steven Wright

DeltaBoy

If the South should lose, it means that the history of the heroic struggle will be written by the enemy, that our youth will be trained by Northern school teachers, will be impressed by all of the influences of history and education to regard our gallant dead as traitors and our maimed veterans as fit subjects for derision.
-- Major General Patrick Cleburne
The Confederacy had no better soldiers
than the Arkansans--fearless, brave, and oftentimes courageous beyond
prudence. Dickart History of Kershaws Brigade.

 

The Big O Oliver Squeeler

Then go north to Oklahoma and wipe it off.

HognitiveDissonance

Q. Why does the wind always blow in Oklahoma?
A. Because Texas sucks.

Silver Hog


The Royal Ham

January 05, 2024, 07:00:13 am
Thanks Hammer....I'll post another Saturday drank thread tomorrow...in the meantime, post anything you want here or ignore it.

Rev