Early Signing Period Rating for Arkansas is disturbing

[Randy Beaver]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

[Rudy Baylor]

That's weird. We had basically that very same meeting at the Bonanza in Morrillton.

Just the other day.

[Randy Beaver]

I'm not familiar with Bonanza.  Is that a theme based restaurant on the tv show Bonanza.  If so, I would love to go there.  That is one of my wife and I's favorite shows.  We dvr back-to-back episodes each week day morning.  We always watch them during dinner.  That Little Joe is a rascal.

[Mo_Better_Hogs]

That might be my nomination for "entertaining post of the year, so far."

[mckinneyhog5]

Could swear that this exact post appeared in early January.

[Redhogs]

Could swear that this exact post appeared in early January.

This idiot is the biggest troll ever..read his past posts, very enlightening.

[Svrdhd]

The Russians are trying to influence our message board.

[ricepig]

The Russians are trying to influence our message board.

Even the Russians aren't that stupid...

[Hog N Bama]

Get lost. BTW how is the weather there in Auburn?

[steveaustin69]

You aren't funny

[BDSCT51]

I'm thinking we need pics of the "other couple" and the "hotel room" happenings for proof.


OH WAIT! This is not the Tavern! Seriously, a screen name of "Randy Beaver" and now this. Trollers gonna troll!

[hogsanity]

This idiot is the biggest troll ever..read his past posts, very enlightening.

He is a duplicate acct or acct of someone who got banned. No way is he new. And no way is what he portrays himself.

Plus who would admit that on Sat night he and the wife are studying early signing period stats before bed.

[Mo_Better_Hogs]

Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.

I'm sure all our coaches and fans are thrilled you guys are on the job!

After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.

Emotionally charged, I can't imagine.

[SemperHawg]

Randy Beaver for Moderator ALL Forums 2018!!!!!!!!!

[MultipleScoreGasms]

I'm not familiar with Bonanza.  Is that a theme based restaurant on the tv show Bonanza.  If so, I would love to go there.  That is one of my wife and I's favorite shows.  We dvr back-to-back episodes each week day morning.  We always watch them during dinner.  That Little Joe is a rascal.

I though this thread was too stupid to comment on, until I read this response.  Then I decided it was too stupid not to comment on.  Besides, I find this question entertaining.  To answer your question.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponderosa_Steakhouse_and_Bonanza_Steakhouse.

I thought the Bonanza chain was out of business.  Guess I was wrong.

[AirWarren]

This idiot is the biggest troll ever..read his past posts, very enlightening.

Yet you continue to read his post and comment on them.

Biggest troll ever.....constantly grabbing your ankles and pulling you under the bridge over and over.

[AirWarren]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

Excellent work as usual.

[The NewEra]

Even the Russians aren't that stupid...

LOL

[hogsanity]

this whole place has become a joke.

[AirWarren]

this whole place has become a joke.

Step outside. Turn on the news.

Welcome to America 2018. Home of the whiney millennial liberal.

[BR]

MR Randy Beaver & his wife Harriot are fine upstanding folks... Still don't get their thing about AppleBee's...  Last time in Jamaica at Hedonism II in Negril.  They were by far the Biggest Freaks there... 

[Southpointhog]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

What a weirdo!! Get a grip!!

[cjack]

So is Randy Skandar?

[Hog_Swanson]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

[Tejano Jawg]

I'm thinking we need pics of the "other couple" and the "hotel room" happenings for proof.

RIGHT! I think everyone is missing the best part of all this. Surely no one thinks the Beav' knows anything about football or recruiting.

However...

A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there. They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

Dude, that is HOT!

[liljo]

I think what we have here (the OP, not the recruiting class) is a little too much Beaver, and not enough Randy...

Kind of like what Lou Holtz said was wrong at one of his stops: "The problem at William & Mary is that we have too many Marys, and not enough Williams."

Or words to that effect...

[PygmalionEffect2]

Certainly very disturbing that you can't go into any mid-sized town in the South and dine at a Bonanza Steak House.

Probably my favorite T.V. show of all time.

It makes no sense.

[ATU HOG]

Post more...
Just wondering who's from Paragould, and if I know them and if this is factual or not.  Either way it cracked me up.

[El Puerco Grande]

I have come to the conclusion that Randy Beavers is either the next Lewis Grizzard, or is illegally gaining access to the interweb from inside the asylum.

[liljo]

I have come to the conclusion that Randy Beavers is either the next Lewis Grizzard, or is illegally gaining access to the interweb from inside the asylum.

...I am fair to certain you can rule out the former. But the latter--now that's a strong possibility.

[TNarch]

I like to hunt...especially for Randy Beavers

[PermianPig]

I'm not buying it.  Troll out and about.

[GringoHog]

This is great.  Please continue

[GoHogzzGo]

What did I just read lol?

[cmphill87]

Looks like we have a condensed version of Robert Shields.....with possible swinging and "snow cream". Again, a waste of a thread.

[phadedhawg]

[DukeOfPork]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

This is so, so good.  Excellent work.  A rare Hogville Tour de Force.

Did anyone else hear a bass line kick in right at this moment?:

...A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there...

[DukeOfPork]

I'm not buying it.  Troll out and about.

The guy's handle is "Randy Beaver".  How much confirmation do you need??

[NoogaHog]

MR Randy Beaver & his wife Harriot are fine upstanding folks... Still don't get their thing about AppleBee's...  Last time in Jamaica at Hedonism II in Negril.  They were by far the Biggest Freaks there...

hehehe  Harriot Beaver

[hogcards]

I love the way people go out of their way to downplay our early signing period problems as "knee jerk", "too emotional" or "not fact based".

[HogPharmer]

Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

[jesterzzn]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.

I didn't read further, but I am sure it was magical.

[Pigasaurus]

Any relation to the owner of this joint?

[farmhawg]

My wife and I were studying the early signing period rankings Saturday night before bed.  We were alarmed and somewhat panicked at what we found.  We immediately texted our discussion group what we had uncovered as well. Here is what we found for SEC schools in the national rankings:  1. Georgia 5. Alabama 10. Auburn 12. LSU 16. Florida 17. Tennessee 18. South Carolina 25. MS State 30. TX A&M 33. Kentucky 35. Vandy 37. Ole Miss 43. Missouri 82. Arkansas. Our NCAA football discussion group decided to have an emergency meeting last night at the Applebee's in Rogers to to figure out what we should do.  After enjoying our 6 oz. sirloin steaks, a couple of Blue Moons, and some friendly conversation, we decided to dig in to the task at hand.  This was an emotionally charged discussion to say the least.  Probably lost one couple from our group for good.  They felt that Coach Morris's offensive scheme can make up for us lagging so far behind in recruiting.  This infuriated the rest of us, and we let them know about it.  They ended up storming out in tears.  Anyway, to make a long story short, we feel that we have found somewhat of a remedy.  The rest of us have decided that we will help in recruiting to try to finish this class out strong and get a head start on next year's class.  We compiled a list of all known targets for this year and next and divided them up among the couples.  We wrote a letter to Coach Morris to get his approval and to see if he would email us a list of targets as well.  Any recruits within driving distance, we plan to drive down and visit them personally.  Others could be contacted by social media.  We felt pretty good after hashing all this out.  A couple from Paragould that is in our group invited us all back to their hotel room in Rogers to hang out.  And what a surprise they had for us when we got there.  They had brought a Yeti cooler full of snow with them from their recent snowfall in northeast Arkansas.  We made snowcream and talked until the wee hours of the morning.  It really was a great ending to a very tense night!!

Keep trolling, you will get better with practice.

[The OTR]

Randy Beaver is my new favorite poster, surpassing Forrest City Joe as of today.  Nice work, Randy.  There's so much good stuff in that post I can't even list everything. 

[jcbville]

Immediately knew this was fake because sheep arent allowed into Applebees no matter how close your relationship.

[hobhog]

My first ignore candidate

[12247]

Well, i had pert neart the same zact experience recent myself, whence i meet up with Bunionhead and Raskel down at Logan's Hollar Buckhead Inn Convenience Store bout a week back.  I had run in to get a couple of rat traps as the mice seemed to have outgrown the mouse traps and was just carrin them off costing me sums of money I couldn't afford.  You no ole Daggart who runs the store give a man credit till his disability check comes in.  I was shore worried that givermont shetdown couda had the efect of causin my check to be late.  Nohow back on the subjert matter at hand, seems old Bunionhead had gone on an buthered a big ole bull which was past its best breedin years.   said he was aiming to grinder up in burger meat but decided to go on and trimer out into roasts, feelays, rounds, Tees, and such.  Nohow, gettin to the point, Bunion had a near on full gallon of White lightenng along with him and for some reason, a big ole package of them round stakes with him.

Seeing as how the 3 of us hadn't parlaid  recent, we just set ther on the tailgate of Raskels pickup and passed that jug around till we all was lit up and havng opines concerning the folks pulling up to the gas pumps.  Daggart finally  come out and innsisting we had to leave or at least move round back.  Said our opinions twerent welcome by most of his clinetell.  Notawontin to hurt the mans feelings,we obliged and tooker round back of the store.

Now this here is were it gets interestin.  Dang ifin right ther they ain't an old bar bee que pit someone done thew away settin right there by the store dumpster.  Now she werent in good condition, mind you, but she peered to be useful still.  By now wes gettin hungry and those stakes r soundin mighty good.  Raskel bein the soberer of us check the pit out and sho nuf not only was it standable it still had enough charecool inside to make a durn good burn so we stooder up, took a coke can full of Raskels chain saw gas from a can on the back of the truck, soaked up those chars and set her off.  Meanswhile, I done ronded up some wet cardboard and a couple of dead limbs cassin we might need more fule fer cookin. 

By now wes on the second half of that gallon jug and twixt the 3 of us and the opines done turned to facts.  Bein Hog fans fer life, you no, and ahavin that there commonthread with all us homgroun folks, we determeened that earle sign up period was the rest o the SEC a trying to once agian take addvanteege of Arkansaw.  Wed heared that nu koach was from down texas way and knowed righ off that there was a set up.  They done shipped him up here late of course so wed be late agettin talented players from round close mush less them further out like as fer away as other states.  So we ain't surprised if our reecruttin rate ain't kosher.

Them stakes finally softened up and peered to be edable but only afteer we smoked them with wet coardboard for a spell.  Raksel done whittled us a forked stick to use as a utinsil fer eatin and we each done forked us a big ole round stake and set about to knowing on that meat.  Truth is it was a mite tough but wes were workng it up fair to middlin whence ole Bunionhead done cut a big ole fart that was basted in boiled eggs and purified in achehall from all that Lightening.  Now Raskel, not having a strong stomach, wellhe just bent over and started puking right off the back of the truck.  hu course Bunionhead was beside himself with laughter and pride at what he had accomplshed.  Fer me, I jest tryed to move away form all the fracus and find a way to choke down the tough meat. 

As u can sea, we good old boys done had us agood time, hardly no expense a tall.  Those are the times you'll remember fratinnizin with good firends and all.  So you see i can reelate to folks getting together and all.  And I is certain we done figurted out our reecruttin problems.

[HogMantheIntruder]

Got you an avatar...

[Dirty]

You're married?  She must be deaf and dumb!