Listen up bucknuts..........and listen good............

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

Now this is the Oxbaker we all know and love.  Happy thanksgiving 

Well, about 1/3 of the trollishness anyway... Sad effort, but silence was sadderer...

[hoghearted]

Ox is passive-aggressively begging for us to please take Gus.

Jedi-level trolling by the oxbaker

[Hawg Life]

Except he is sick of Auburn and wants to come home. Other than that, you are right.

He's tired of expectations and wants a $1.5 million dollar raise to come home!!! He's no saint.

[OLDHOG]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I personally hope you are correct. Never want him, JMHO.

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

 Head's Up fish.!!!  Imagine your nearest toofless zombie, but instead of knowing he's a Crystal Methodist he think's he's SocraTeslaMedes... THAT's Oxbaker, and you're jumping on the hook!

[Uncle Remus]

Petrino, while a great game day coach, is a documented fornicator and adulterer.  He would not be welcomed into the AUBURN FAMILY unless he is able to atone for his sins of the past.  The blood line must remain pure.

I can assure you..."nutbag" that the bloodline is anything but pure at Auburn. 

[RebelliousHog]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I'm old but wth is a bucknut? Is that some kind of Auggie slang for pervert?

[Bubba's Bruisers]

Jedi-level trolling by the oxbaker

Like always.

[Pigsknuckles]

Be careful what you wish for.

[Polecat]

What would define atonement? Asking for a friend.

This

[SooieGeneris]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Yes sir, you Barners love him so much you can't even spell his name right..and if this side of the Mississippi River is Philistine, what does that make your boy?

Born In Irving, TEXAS, raised in Fort Smith ARKANSAS, started coaching in college here, made his name at Tulsa, OKLAHOMA.

If it weren't for delusional idiots such as yourself, I might actually root for the Barn Saturday, but choosing a side between 'Bama and the Barn is like choosing sides in a war between Iran and Iraq..

If Gus chooses not to come here, that's fine, you can keep him (until the next time he goes 8-5 or even if he loses Sat.) until he gets fired for not going 14-0 every year.

We'll be just fine either way and you Barners will still wallow in your misery in that stinkhole state known as Alabama.

Why don't you attempt to relieve your 'Bama envy and go down to the Gadsden mall with Judge Roy Teen and try to pick up underage girls?

Your state's favorite passtime when you're not preaching about your supposed moral superiority involves female relatives and an outhouse.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, in your case, maybe it's male relatives...

[SooieGeneris]

Petrino, while a great game day coach, is a documented fornicator and adulterer.  He would not be welcomed into the AUBURN FAMILY unless he is able to atone for his sins of the past.  The blood line must remain pure.

Your Barner bloodline bloodbank is like your family tree: no branches.

[zane]

Ox is passive-aggressively begging for us to please take Gus.

Ox is a passive aggressive wizard. It's impressive, really.

Good to see you back, Ox!  None of the other trolls can touch what you bring to the table.

[Hoggish1]

I can assure you Gus loves AUBURN.  He wears AUBURN shirts and visors almost every day.  Do you think a guy that does not like a place would do that?  Didn't think so.....bucknut.

Prediction:  Auburn wins Saturday and wins the next Saturday and then is in the playoffs.

If you don't hear that Arkansas has hired a coach by the first week in December, you should be pretty scared.

[texas tush hog]

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

Is Oxbaker a real person?

[greenEGnHAWGS]

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

Wait...first half's count?! CBBs is looking waaaaaay different now!

[Rayzback]

He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.

OH SNAP!ple

[JONAS]

Auburn can keep Gus.  I want Norvell.

[SPAL]

I've never been called a bucknut so I had to look it up....

1. Having passion to harvest a mature whitetail deer buck
2. .A bucknut is someone who takes dumps  on the mezzanine level of Silvercup Studios in Long Island City, NY.

[Grag T]

2. .A bucknut is someone who takes dumps  on the mezzanine level of Silvercup Studios in Long Island City, NY.

Guilty

[carolinahogger]

Oxbaker.....let me ask you a question: Exactly how many games have you personally buckled a chinstrap for the Auburn Tigers?

You talk a big game, sit on your Auburn high horse, and look down your nose at what you perceive to be an inferior program (and it may very well be) as if you've personally had anything to do with the results on the field. You're nothing more than a fan....just like everyone else. You're not special.

So you coming around here and acting like a big shot for something to which you've made zero contribution is childish at best...

Good luck to your Tigers this weekend......I know everyone on HV will be pulling for Oxbaker to have a good game. 

You Go Get 'Em, Tiger!!

Maybe you didn't get the memo.  He is goofing around.

[Calling All Hogs]

Is Oxbaker a real person?

He's a phony. A big fat phony.

[okrazorback]

Hope you're right. No sense in having to pony up that much in buyouts and guaranteed money for Gus when there are better options available.  Don't get me wrong: I wouldn't complain but I'd much rather have Norvell or Frost.

You sure about that?

[Großer Kriegschwein]

I think he wants us to take Gus.

And probably Tubs too.

That would be kinda funny for us to end up with Tuberville as AD and Malzahn as HC.

[oxbaker]

Is Oxbaker a real person?

have you ever seen someone that was not a "real" person be able to squat snatch 135 lbs tough guy?  Didn't think so......bucknut.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

have you ever seen someone that was not a "real" person be able to squat snatch 135 lbs tough guy?  Didn't think so......bucknut.

You got the snatch part right. Lol.

[Potosihog]

Oh my  goodness.  I just realized Oxbaker is GUS!!!

Now his troll efforts through the years really make sense.  Come on Gus.....er....um........Oxbaker, don't listen to these negative Nellies.  We will welcome you home.

See ya at that press conference in a couple of weeks.

[lowellgeorge]

What would define atonement? Asking for a friend.

Love this, thanks.

[BoogaHog]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I have this argument with preachers...is it Fill-UH-steens or Fili-stins?  I love you post and I hope you get your wish and keep the cheating Baptist. lol

[BoogaHog]

have you ever seen someone that was not a "real" person be able to squat snatch 135 lbs tough guy?  Didn't think so......bucknut.

DUDE!  Not impressive...lol

[DOC-T]

LMAO! Wow I need a good laugh!!!

[razorsharptusk]

Obviously, Ox is ready for Gus to hit the road.   Gus likes Auburn, Auburn likes Gus.  Please keep him.  Beat Bama and keep him.

[razrbike]

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

If halfs counted we might not be looking for a coach.

[Godfather]

Someones got anger issues.. maybe because they have an identity crisis... 

War eagle, or was that go tigers... uh whatever.

[rwspear]

"bucknuts"

well done, this is gold

[Svrdhd]

Kristi is staying in Auburn, that level of bucknuts sticks out in Fayetteville.

[davril98]

No I am pretty sure Ohio State mascot is a Zagnut.

i think its a chin nut....

[Kevin]

well I was going to root for auburn, not now, that this loud mouth came over here. yeah, he is such an auburn man through and through, you guys would have fired him had he lost to Georgia.  so I will now root for bama, and watch you guys meltdown, and want to fire him.

[farmhawg]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I hope you keep him.....

[Inhogswetrust]

I'd take Bobby Petrino back as Hog HC before Gus anytime!!

Heck you would take Bobby back before anyone.

[HogPharmer]

I hope Bama blows you out and you end up with Petrino and he wrecks a Harley with one of your haggard cheerleaders on the back.

So Petrino, a former Hog, driving a hog, with a hog on the back... If only he would crash it into a hog pen this time.

[isavedjazz]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Tell that to his family who hate being there.

P.S. Have fun losing the iron bowl for a fourth consecutive year, and forever being little brother.

[Razorback_Mack]

Bucknut?

[MasterChiefHog]

I'd take Bobby Petrino back as Hog HC before Gus anytime!!

I absolutely hate myself for semi agreeing with you on this.

[OS2 (SW) Razor Back]

Roll Clyde!!!!!

[SultanofSwine]

have you ever seen someone that was not a "real" person be able to squat snatch 135 lbs tough guy?  Didn't think so......bucknut.

This might not be the best place for you to brag on your ability to squat and snatch on a 135# tough guy. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[RockyMtnHog]

I get that Auburn is an elite university who hires only elite coaches. But just in case Gus goes crazy and does leave, it wouldn't hurt for Auburn to be checking out other Sunbelt coaches including Arkansas State to find the next elite coach like Gus Malzahn or Gene Chizik.

Auburn would not be an elite university if it did not pay elite players to come there!

[TexasHog]

Auburn would not be an elite university if it did not pay elite players to come there!

[Athog]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Huh?

[HVHog]

One thing is for sure if Gus becomes coach is that we will become known as the dirtiest team in the SEC, because thats what Auburn is today.