Listen up bucknuts..........and listen good............

[oxbaker]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Lol.

We'll see I suppose.

[checkraiser88]

Have fun losing another iron bowl

[jst01]

hahaha, Happy Thanksgiving!

[devildoghawg]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I hope Bama blows you out and you end up with Petrino and he wrecks a Harley with one of your haggard cheerleaders on the back.

[Ham Ham Pigelow]

I fully expect your return after you lose by 11 this weekend to exclaim "We can do better at HC, you can have em'".

[Tony Perkis]

Don't bite, people.

[HF#1]

Except he is sick of Auburn and wants to come home. Other than that, you are right.

[ShadowTheHedgehog]

Roll Tide.

[GuvHog]

I hope Bama blows you out and you end up with Petrino and he wrecks a Harley with one of your haggard cheerleaders on the back.

Well I hope just the opposite happens.  WAR EAGLE!!!

[pigroots]

Leave Petrino alone ...we've already chewed that gum

[Kenny Hawgins]

Hope you're right. No sense in having to pony up that much in buyouts and guaranteed money for Gus when there are better options available.  Don't get me wrong: I wouldn't complain but I'd much rather have Norvell or Frost.

[GuvHog]

Leave Petrino alone …we've already chewed that gum

I'd take Bobby Petrino back as Hog HC before Gus anytime!!

[Captain Morgan]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Arkansas has been to the SEC championship game more than Ole Miss, Mississippi State and Texas A&M combined so I don't know what this "Philistine" comment is about.

[sowmonella]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

When did he win his FIRST 1 1/2 Championships?

[Piggie]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I say, Roll Tide Roll, and welcome home, Gus! Woo Pig!

[DoctorSusscrofa]

Pulling for Auburn to blow Bama's doors off.  Hope it's a bigger win than Georgia.

[Großer Kriegschwein]

When did he win his FIRST 1 1/2 Championships?

Techmo Bowl, 1986-87.

[Dropkick]

Oxbaker, I hope you are right and Gus stays put.

[jgphillips3]

I fully expect your return after you lose by 11 this weekend to exclaim "We can do better at HC, you can have em'".

This. 😁

[longpig]

Thank you for the good news.

[Boston RedHogs]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Oxbaker.....let me ask you a question: Exactly how many games have you personally buckled a chinstrap for the Auburn Tigers?

You talk a big game, sit on your Auburn high horse, and look down your nose at what you perceive to be an inferior program (and it may very well be) as if you've personally had anything to do with the results on the field. You're nothing more than a fan....just like everyone else. You're not special.

So you coming around here and acting like a big shot for something to which you've made zero contribution is childish at best...

Good luck to your Tigers this weekend......I know everyone on HV will be pulling for Oxbaker to have a good game. 

You Go Get 'Em, Tiger!!

[elksnort]

Don't bite, people.

Oh but they will, just like our 7 month old german shepherd.

[jkstock04]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

+1 for the effort here! I like it!

[ur]

WDE and movin on.

[The NewEra]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

I don't know if Gus wants to come here or not, but to see you get your panties in a wad about this to the point where you want to come on here and try to put us in our place is worth every post I've labored through on the subject.  It's heart warming to see Aubie fans melt down on any level.

[oxbaker]

When did he win his FIRST 1 1/2 Championships?

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

[Pecos Hog]

Of course I'll be pulling for Gus to win the Iron Bowl.  Bama is overdue.   He can take it to Georgia, then load up the bus and come home.   

[BearsBisonsBoars]

It's sad and kinda funny how during their biggest rivalry week, Auburn fans can't stop thinking about the Hogs.

tRant and Reddit are one thing. But this wasn't an impulse. It was deliberate and required thought. lol poor Barners.

[Grag T]

Now this is the Oxbaker we all know and love.  Happy thanksgiving 

[Großer Kriegschwein]

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

Lol.

Was unaware that's how it works.

I'll go update y'alls Wikipedia page and add that 1/2.

[ur]

Of course I'll be pulling for Gus to win the Iron Bowl.  Bama is overdue.   He can take it to Georgia, then load up the bus and come home.   

And leave a final four team?

[NaturalStateReb]

Alabama
Usually
Beats
Us
Red
Necks

[oxbaker]

Oxbaker.....let me ask you a question: Exactly how many games have you personally buckled a chinstrap for the Auburn Tigers?

You talk a big game, sit on your Auburn high horse, and look down your nose at what you perceive to be an inferior program (and it may very well be) as if you've personally had anything to do with the results on the field. You're nothing more than a fan....just like everyone else. You're not special.

So you coming around here and acting like a big shot for something to which you've made zero contribution is childish at best...

Good luck to your Tigers this weekend......I know everyone on HV will be pulling for Oxbaker to have a good game. 

You Go Get 'Em, Tiger!!

I will have you know that my contributions include tweeting encouraging thoughts to players and recruits throughout the season.  I have also been known to email the coaching staff a few suggestions on play calling and personnel decisions.  So I would say I may have had a bigger impact than you might think.  Stick that in your pipe and smoke it........just kidding, smoking is bad for you.

[Hawgzinbowlz]

Enjoy the success of Gus while it lasts..Another crazy war eagle. Gus can't stand you aubbie fools. "GO HOGS "

[Karma]

I don't want Gus, but if he comes I hope he brings Will Hastings with him.

[Calling All Hogs]

I get that Auburn is an elite university who hires only elite coaches. But just in case Gus goes crazy and does leave, it wouldn't hurt for Auburn to be checking out other Sunbelt coaches including Arkansas State to find the next elite coach like Gus Malzahn or Gene Chizik.

[hawgwash]

Won the first in 2010. Everybody knows Chizik was a straw man coach.  Won the first half against FSU in 2013. Pretty convincing first half victory too.

If we're only going to count first halves we wouldn't be looking for a replacement coach at Arkansas.

[DoctorSusscrofa]

If we're only going to count first halves we wouldn't be looking for a replacement coach at Arkansas.

We'd only be 1-1 against Mizzou last year and 1-1 against VT.

[oxbaker]

If we're only going to count first halves we wouldn't be looking for a replacement coach at Arkansas.

Except for games against AUBURN.  Pretty convincing whippings during both halves of those games recently.

[Wmhog]

Isn't a Bucknut the Ohio State mascot?

[tbhogfan]

Gus Malzhan is an AUBURN man through and through and he would have NO interest in moving down the SEC hierarchy to coach the arkansas hogs.  He is about to win his second (and a half) BCS National College Football Championship (brought to you by Dr. Pepper) for the good people of AUBURN.  Gus knows that the Lord does not shine his favor on the SEC West schools that are on the Philistine side of the Mississippi River.  Give up your pipe dreams and start focusing on someone more realistic, like Gruden.

Hi Ox,

Glad to see you coming by to stir stuff up.  So you guys aren't interested in upgrading to Petrino? 

[oxbaker]

Except he is sick of Auburn and wants to come home. Other than that, you are right.

I can assure you Gus loves AUBURN.  He wears AUBURN shirts and visors almost every day.  Do you think a guy that does not like a place would do that?  Didn't think so.....bucknut.

[oxbaker]

Isn't a Bucknut the Ohio State mascot?

No I am pretty sure Ohio State mascot is a Zagnut.

[The_Iceman]

I can assure you Gus loves AUBURN.  He wears AUBURN shirts and visors almost every day.  Do you think a guy that does not like a place would do that?  Didn't think so.....bucknut.

I think we are being trolled.

[oxbaker]

Hi Ox,

Glad to see you coming by to stir stuff up.  So you guys aren't interested in upgrading to Petrino? 

Petrino, while a great game day coach, is a documented fornicator and adulterer.  He would not be welcomed into the AUBURN FAMILY unless he is able to atone for his sins of the past.  The blood line must remain pure.

[Bubba's Bruisers]

Ox is passive-aggressively begging for us to please take Gus.

[ipigsooie]

You came on here hoping to break some hearts but you actually brought some thanksgiving smiles to a lot of faces.  In the spirit of giving, you guys can just keep him.

[Dark Helmet Hog]

Petrino, while a great game day coach, is a documented fornicator and adulterer.  He would not be welcomed into the AUBURN FAMILY unless he is able to atone for his sins of the past.  The blood line must remain pure.

What would define atonement? Asking for a friend.

[cosmodrum]

I was wondering when oxbanger would chime in