if belichek leaves new england ...

[HoggyCat]

IF that plays out....  I have one question if you're Venables.


Bama.... or Arkansas???

[HogPharmer]

He had cornrows in that pic, so, you're not wrong.

Is this your way of saying the carpet matches the drapes?

[Airforcehawg]

This has what all good conspiracy theories have...speculation with a smattering of facts.

- There are issues in New England
- Tom Brady is a princess and he is getting what he wants...does that irk CBB?
- Saban And Kraft are tight
- Saban expressed interest in the Gaints job...late in the hiring process...when they hired McAdoo. He will listen to an offer
- Dabo doesn't hide his love for Bama
- Bama would outbid Clemson for Him
- BV has made it known he wants to be closer to home
- BV and CCM are on good terms
- BV has made a move like this before....He left a powerhouse at OU to take the Clemson Job when they were struggling
- Word is the bank of razorback would pony up 2M for a DC

But the truth....more than likely
- Change will happen in New England
- Saban will entertain offers, but I doubt he walks into that situation in New England
- Saban will eventually leave Bama...probably after he breaks the Bear's NC record..gotta win 2 more
- Dabo will be offered...cry...and take the job at Bama
- BV will already be out of the picture because he takes the HC job at KSU after Snyder leaves next year
- Chavis will be our DC
- We win 7 games next year...maybe 8 with a bowl
- 2 to 3 game improvement the following year

[ambien_sky]

It's official,  some people's obsession with Venables on here has gotten to the point of needing therapy.  And yes, this is a professional diagnosis. 

[HamboFirstBlood]

Is this your way of saying the carpet matches the drapes?

If a person has to explain the joke, it's a bad joke. I'm a failure.

[LZH]

He had cornrows in that pic, so, you're not wrong.

Ha! Now that's a good one.....

[Pig in the Pokey]

Is this your way of saying the carpet matches the drapes?

you know that the brett favre and norvell dickpics look identical, right?

[Pig in the Pokey]

This has what all good conspiracy theories have...speculation with a smattering of facts.

- There are issues in New England
- Tom Brady is a princess and he is getting what he wants...does that irk CBB?
- Saban And Kraft are tight
- Saban expressed interest in the Gaints job...late in the hiring process...when they hired McAdoo. He will listen to an offer
- Dabo doesn't hide his love for Bama
- Bama would outbid Clemson for Him
- BV has made it known he wants to be closer to home
- BV and CCM are on good terms
- BV has made a move like this before....He left a powerhouse at OU to take the Clemson Job when they were struggling
- Word is the bank of razorback would pony up 2M for a DC

But the truth....more than likely
- Change will happen in New England
- Saban will entertain offers, but I doubt he walks into that situation in New England
- Saban will eventually leave Bama...probably after he breaks the Bear's NC record..gotta win 2 more
- Dabo will be offered...cry...and take the job at Bama
- BV will already be out of the picture because he takes the HC job at KSU after Snyder leaves next year
- Chavis will be our DC
- We win 7 games next year...maybe 8 with a bowl
- 2 to 3 game improvement the following year

good post, man. it's a fun ride for a minute.

[HamboFirstBlood]

It's official,  some people's obsession with Venables on here has gotten to the point of needing therapy.  And yes, this is a professional diagnosis.

I'll take The Rapists for $200

[King Kong]

No the timing doesn't work

[RME]

I'll take The Rapists for $200

"That's 'THERAPISTS.'"

[N HOG]

Mike price deserves a second chance!

If they are going the Mike route, why not Dubose?

[Grag T]

"That's 'THERAPISTS.'"

[SooieGeneris]

Norvell to New England.

Norvell to Bama.

Norvell simultaneously coaching New England and Bama.

It's funny that some on here were saying when it looked like Norvell was our guy that his staff was minor league. He has lost 3-4 of them since their Bowl game to Power 5 schools. One just went to Auburn, another to A&M. I am curious to know just what skeleton is in Norvell's closet, not rumors of a "gambling problem."

Dana Holgorson may have a "gambling problem" but that didn't keep him from getting a Power 5 HC job. It surely must be something that has been in the news nearly every day for the past few months, like a Rich Rod problem..

I have now read all of the above posts, like Johnny Nash, I can see clearly now. So there are DPs of Norvell floating around in cyberspace, right above Bert's air biscuit, makes more sense than a "gambling problem."

I wonder what one of those guys would do, Favre or Norvell I mean, if someone had a "hard copy" of one of those pics and asked them to sign it? Or someone with no sense of smell asking Bert to sign that now infamous seat cushion..

[Pig in the Pokey]

No the timing doesn't work

why? playoffs start tomorrow, ncaa title game in 3 days. Pats play in 8.

[Hardcore Hoggy]

Kirby smart may mess up the Dabo to Bama thing. If he wins enough, he may head over after Sabah calls it.

Kirby Smart won't leave Georgia for Alabama.

Of course the rest of this is nonsense too, so I'll play along

Rumor is that IF Vince Lombardi comes back from the dead, he wants to be the Head Hog.

[The OTR]

saban goes to replace him, then dabo goes to Bama.

Then Clemson DOESNT just promote Venables....

Hmmm. This is how Venables ends up at Arkansas.

:popcorn    (thanks Brady and Kraft).


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/boomer-gio-trouble-brewing-in-new-england/

How is this the stupidest thing ever posted on hogville?  Let me count the ways:

1.  Belichick isn't going anywhere. If he does it isn't going to be for several weeks.

2.  Saban isn't going anywhere even if Belichick does leave.

3.  Dabo won't leave Clemson

4.  All of these dominoes won't fall and even if they do, it will take at least a month or two for all this to happen.  We will have another coordinator in place long before then.

[Ex-Trumpet]

Man that was an awesome show!

[HogPharmer]

you know that the brett favre and norvell dickpics look identical, right?

How would I know that? I don't search the interwebs for dick pics.

[SemperHawg]

How is this the stupidest thing ever posted on hogville?  Let me count the ways:

1.  Belichick isn't going anywhere. If he does it isn't going to be for several weeks.

2.  Saban isn't going anywhere even if Belichick does leave.

3.  Dabo won't leave Clemson

4.  All of these dominoes won't fall and even if they do, it will take at least a month or two for all this to happen.  We will have another coordinator in place long before then.

Some people are just allergic to having fun man.

[HamboFirstBlood]

BREAKING NEWS!!

[HamboFirstBlood]

How would I know that? I don't search the interwebs for dick pics.

If you've ever googled Nick Saban you have.

[Holmes501]

Anyone replacing Saban is in a losing situation. It will be championships or else. Dabo has a pretty safe gig at Clemson.

Though, Dabo returning home does seem likely.

[HogPharmer]

If you've ever googled Nick Saban you have.

Well played sir

[Wildhog]

BREAKING NEWS!!

Prefer Fritos Scoops.  Bad hire.

[HamboFirstBlood]

Prefer Fritos Scoops.  Bad hire.

Scoops would get lambasted for being too big just like BB did.

[Karma]

do you not know that the Pats are imploding? Belichek gone.

Or that Saban is Kraft's favorite coach?

Or that Clemson is going to pass on Venables?

Or that Dabo is going to Bama when Saban leaves?

Or, are you saying "Good Lord" like I am because this would be nuclear?

C'mon man, Norvell will be New England's next coach.

[Wildhog]

Scoops would get lambasted for being too big just like BB did.

Original can't recruit.

[phadedhawg]

If this is the current quality of MMQB threads and the playoffs aren't even over yet....it's gonna be a looooooong offseason  hahaha

[The OTR]

Some people are just allergic to having fun man.

I know I am. I take everything in here seriously and so should you. 

[steveaustin69]

maybe listen to some sports radio today and try again. But, I like your comment. I hope everyone thinks it's complete delusion.

"Listen to some sports radio" is a hilarious statement.  Do you also share breitbart articles on facebook?

[Athog]

saban goes to replace him, then dabo goes to Bama.

Then Clemson DOESNT just promote Venables....

Hmmm. This is how Venables ends up at Arkansas.

:popcorn    (thanks Brady and Kraft).


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/boomer-gio-trouble-brewing-in-new-england/

To many what ifs!!

[WoooPigSooieShane]

You know, guys...Reading all these theories, rumors, and "sources" about who what our coaching staff is going to look like and waiting for an official announcement, I've come to one conclusion...

This has to be what hell is going to be like.

Everyone get your life right now, or experience this gruesome torment for all of eternity.

[HamboFirstBlood]

I know I am. I take everything in here seriously and so should you.

You say this tongue-in-cheek but sports message boarding is some serious bidness.

[thebignasty]

[247Hog]

norvell sent dick pix. he cant go anywhere else now.

Wow, that small huh? Guess it's good he gets paid big to compensate.

[Razorback Pastor]

Urban to Bama.

God I hope not!

Honestly though, Urban or Dabo (both likely targets) would continue Bama's dominance.

[Pork Ranger]

you know that the brett favre and norvell dickpics look identical, right?

Now that's a source of information I trust you on

[nchogg]

Belichek is our new DC, AHC or HC. Love to have fun with the speculation.

[gchamblee]

saban goes to replace him, then dabo goes to Bama.

Then Clemson DOESNT just promote Venables....

Hmmm. This is how Venables ends up at Arkansas.

:popcorn    (thanks Brady and Kraft).


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/boomer-gio-trouble-brewing-in-new-england/

You told us Leach was a done deal
You told us Norvelle was a done deal.
Is Venables your new done deal strategy?

[ShadowTheHedgehog]

saban goes to replace him, then dabo goes to Bama.

Then Clemson DOESNT just promote Venables....

Hmmm. This is how Venables ends up at Arkansas.

:popcorn    (thanks Brady and Kraft).


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/boomer-gio-trouble-brewing-in-new-england/

Neah. This sounds like one of those crazy coaching rumors that only Pig in the ....
Ohh Never mind

[WPS]

i know im late but not happening

[HamboFirstBlood]

i know im late but not happening

[PorkSoda]

Sabah is 66. I would bet Bama is his last coaching job.

and he'll be there at least another decade, maybe two

[Pig in the Pokey]

half of y'all take yourselves way too damn seriously. Y'all rather talk about chavis some more?

[longtimeHogfan]

saban goes to replace him, then dabo goes to Bama.

Then Clemson DOESNT just promote Venables....

Hmmm. This is how Venables ends up at Arkansas.

Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having disposed of cousin Linny's body behind the woodshed, is quietly spiking the punch in the parlor.   

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

This has what all good conspiracy theories have...speculation with a smattering of facts.

- There are issues in New England
- Tom Brady is a princess and he is getting what he wants...does that irk CBB?
- Saban And Kraft are tight
- Saban expressed interest in the Gaints job...late in the hiring process...when they hired McAdoo. He will listen to an offer
- Dabo doesn't hide his love for Bama
- Bama would outbid Clemson for Him
- BV has made it known he wants to be closer to home
- BV and CCM are on good terms
- BV has made a move like this before....He left a powerhouse at OU to take the Clemson Job when they were struggling
- Word is the bank of razorback would pony up 2M for a DC

But the truth....more than likely
- Change will happen in New England
- Saban will entertain offers, but I doubt he walks into that situation in New England
- Saban will eventually leave Bama...probably after he breaks the Bear's NC record..gotta win 2 more
- Dabo will be offered...cry...and take the job at Bama
- BV will already be out of the picture because he takes the HC job at KSU after Snyder leaves next year
- Chavis will be our DC
- We win 7 games next year...maybe 8 with a bowl
- 2 to 3 game improvement the following year

I'd take it..! Sold.

[Leadbelly]

maybe listen to some sports radio today and try again. But, I like your comment. I hope everyone thinks it's complete delusion.

+1000

[CDBHawg]

Lol

[MissippHog]

Y'all just let me know when we POP DEM BOTTLES BAW!