From the Bench - Seediness of College Recruiting Seeps Into High Schools in Arkansas

[Albert Einswine]

It's sad to think this drivel actually gets printed as a column in some backwater Arkansas free "Merchandiser" and "Penny Pincher" publications. I'm worried some low functioning folks might actually be influenced by his garbage. Deltaboy is in Texas, so I'm not really worried about that situation.

[jesterzzn]

Deltaboy is in Texas, so I'm not really worried about that situation.

I'm convinced Delta is just a nice guy that feels bad for Bobby Shields.

I'm also convinced Bobby Shields is a muckraker unworthy of Delta's honest good will.

AC's mom didn't want her son to leave her.  That's not nasty business you piece of ****.  That's a mother dealing with her son leaving home in front of a national audience.

You, Robert, are part of the nastiest business going these days:  Internet columnists.

[NaturalStateReb]

Let's stay on topic please.

[Albert Einswine]

Let's stay on topic please.

I thought we were? The topic of every Shields thread has always been to bag on the OP.

[dcrback]

 Didn't read...just here for the humorous replies. :razorback:

[DOGALUM]

Who the hell is Robert Shields?

[DOGALUM]

I'm convinced Delta is just a nice guy that feels bad for Bobby Shields.

I'm also convinced Bobby Shields is a muckraker unworthy of Delta's honest good will.

AC's mom didn't want her son to leave her.  That's not nasty business you piece of ****.  That's a mother dealing with her son leaving home in front of a national audience.

You, Robert, are part of the nastiest business going these days:  Internet columnists.

Your post , sir, deserves a nomination for post of the year. 

[Shakey]

Better than a Robert Shields post:

Has anyone ever actually tried this?  Sounds awesome.  Might be even better to livestream it.  I think you'd have plenty of money for a car from the advertising...after a few lifetime sentences of course.