ARKANSAS COULD BEAT ALABAMA!

[Westcoasthog]

   ARKANSAS COULD BE ALABAMA!  Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 10:00 AM Westcoast Time.

[PowderedPig]

No they can't.  Posted just now.

[HogScoutMaster]

[devildoghawg]

I could also win the lottery, but it most likely isn't going to happen.

[PowderedPig]

I could also win the lottery, but it most likely isn't going to happen.

More likely than Arkansas beating Bama.

[code red]

UCF held a USC team without Conner Shaw to a shutout first half in Orlando.....and they UCF threw for 357 vs. SC defense (we had 30).....no we can't beat Bama.  It will not happen.

[LR Hog]

Step away from the pipe.

[PigsPapa]

Smoking that stuff will kill your brain cells......err....already has.

[bphi11ips]

Okay.  My glass is half full. Here's a possible scenario:

Fox News reports Saturday at noon that a Soviet nuclear sub lost in the Marianas Trench for 30 years has surfaced 50 miles south of Mobile and has targeted Tuscaloosa for a 6:00 pm strike, thinking that the Obama-induced government shutdown makes the U.S. vulnerable if the Soviets can take out the country's most popular football team, destroying American morale.  Robert Bentley orders the city evacuated, but ESPN threatens litigation if the game is canceled.  Mike Slive threatens to withdraw his support for Bentley unless the Alabama and Arkansas football teams are exempt from evacuation.  Meanwhile, Nick Saban and Alabama's first and second team are secreted out of Tuscaloosa dressed as Jesuit nuns.  The third teamers are to wear the starters' jerseys in order to complete the ruse.  Nick Saban's body double appears on the sidelines. 

Arkansas wins the toss and elects to kick.  On the opening play, Alabama's third-string QB is sacked by Chris Smith and Darius Philon and tears an ACL.  He is replaced by the third string punter, who promptly throws a pick six.  Arkansas holds a 7-0 lead through 3 quarters before Zach Hocker kicks a 53 yard field goal to put the Hogs up 10-0 with 10:33 left to play.  By the end of the first quarter, Nick Saban and the first and second string have reached Huntsville.  Fearing disaster, they turn around and head for Tuscaloosa but are detained for 30 minutes by an Alabama state trooper who mistakes the players' habits for burkas.  He believes the players are terrorists in league with the Soviets.  Saban is finally able to get Slive on the phone, who had been discussing Ole Miss's lead over LSU, and the disastrous effect an Ole Miss victory would have on the SEC's bowl payout, with Penn Wagers, the referee in that game.  Slive threatens to have the trooper reassigned to Brewton unless he escorts the team back to Tuscaloosa in time for the Crimson Tide to pull the game out in the fourth quarter.  They arrive with 56 seconds remaining.  Alabama has the ball on its own 3 yard line, still trailing 10-0.  T.J. Yeldon takes a handoff on a 34 dive and goes 97 yards for a touchdown.  Alabama converts the extra point, making it 10-7 with 42 seconds remaining.  Alabama onside kicks the ball out-of-bounds.  Marc Curles awards the ball to Alabama at the Arkansas 42.  Bret Bielema opens an old hernia during a violent protest of the call.  Saban visits Bielema as he is down on the Arkansas sideline and says "welcome to the SEC".  As Bielema is being carted into the locker room, AJ McCarron hits Kenny Bell for a 42 yard TD.  Tide wins 14-10.

Sorry.  There are just no set of circumstances under which Arkansas beats Alabama this weekend.

Postscript - Steve Shaw announces Monday that Marc Curles was mistaken when he awarded Alabama the ball on the out-of-bounds onsides kick but says honest mistakes are part of the game.  Nevertheless, he orders Curles to sit in the corner in the officials' lounge for 5 minutes before the Arkansas-Auburn game.  Fox News issues an apology for its Saturday report, stating its sources mistook a weather balloon for a Soviet sub.   

[razorson]

   ARKANSAS COULD BE ALABAMA!  Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 10:00 AM Westcoast Time.

Even if the present day Joe Willie Namath played qb we would still lose.

[Torqued pork]

Stranger things have happened according to the Old Testament.

[Piggage]

Even if the present day Joe Willie Namath played qb we would still lose.

Sounds like you're figuring that the pick-6 we give them will be all the offense they will need. Probably right.

[Sir Oinksalot]

   ARKANSAS COULD BE ALABAMA!  Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 10:00 AM Westcoast Time.

Yes they could!!  Stranger things have happened in college sports...

Will they beat Bama...?  NO!!   This team is unwilling to leave it
all on the field....no, not a hater but our team suppose to be leaders
have just been through too much that they r done mentally....

Our coaching instability has voided team leadership, imho.

We have yet to score in the 4th quarter this year.

[scruf]

I wouldn't matter if Arkansas did beat Alabama (they won't) because the same chicken littles would come on here and complain about why the team got blown out at home by USC and lost on the road to Florida. You can't win here.

[bphi11ips]

Yes!  Why didn't we think of this sooner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv6BrrxD_4

Think Long can get Slive on the phone and get him to convince ESPN that the ratings would go THROUGH THE ROOF if Arkansas and Alabama play "sarcastaball" this Saturday?

[FBREW000]

nonsense.. crazy... and I refuse to believe such stuff...

[Jek Tono Porkins]

If Bielema truly is Nutt 2.0 then beating Alabama on the road a week after getting blown out by South Carolina at home is in the cards.

[El Puerco]

Je-sus

[PowderedPig]

Je-sus

Hey Zeus...

[moses_007]

If Bielema truly is Nutt 2.0 then beating Alabama on the road a week after getting blown out by South Carolina at home is in the cards.

No, he's John L. Smith II.

[OneTuskOverTheLine™]

If Bielema truly is Nutt 2.0 then beating Alabama on the road a week after getting blown out by South Carolina at home is in the cards.

This.. and by 40...

[cosmodrum]

Hey Zeus...

[PowderedPig]

Shove a lightning bolt up yer arse.

[DeltaBoy]

   ARKANSAS COULD BE ALABAMA!  Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 10:00 AM Westcoast Time.

Yea if we let the Cowboys dress out for us.

[PowderedPig]

Yea if we let the Cowboys dress out for us.

Gross.  I'd have to cheer for Bama.

[sowmonella]

Okay.  My glass is half full. Here's a possible scenario:

Fox News reports Saturday at noon that a Soviet nuclear sub lost in the Marianas Trench for 30 years has surfaced 50 miles south of Mobile and has targeted Tuscaloosa for a 6:00 pm strike, thinking that the Obama-induced government shutdown makes the U.S. vulnerable if the Soviets can take out the country's most popular football team, destroying American morale.  Robert Bentley orders the city evacuated, but ESPN threatens litigation if the game is canceled.  Mike Slive threatens to withdraw his support for Bentley unless the Alabama and Arkansas football teams are exempt from evacuation.  Meanwhile, Nick Saban and Alabama's first and second team are secreted out of Tuscaloosa dressed as Jesuit nuns.  The third teamers are to wear the starters' jerseys in order to complete the ruse.  Nick Saban's body double appears on the sidelines. 

Arkansas wins the toss and elects to kick.  On the opening play, Alabama's third-string QB is sacked by Chris Smith and Darius Philon and tears an ACL.  He is replaced by the third string punter, who promptly throws a pick six.  Arkansas holds a 7-0 lead through 3 quarters before Zach Hocker kicks a 53 yard field goal to put the Hogs up 10-0 with 10:33 left to play.  By the end of the first quarter, Nick Saban and the first and second string have reached Huntsville.  Fearing disaster, they turn around and head for Tuscaloosa but are detained for 30 minutes by an Alabama state trooper who mistakes the players' habits for burkas.  He believes the players are terrorists in league with the Soviets.  Saban is finally able to get Slive on the phone, who had been discussing Ole Miss's lead over LSU, and the disastrous effect an Ole Miss victory would have on the SEC's bowl payout, with Penn Wagers, the referee in that game.  Slive threatens to have the trooper reassigned to Brewton unless he escorts the team back to Tuscaloosa in time for the Crimson Tide to pull the game out in the fourth quarter.  They arrive with 56 seconds remaining.  Alabama has the ball on its own 3 yard line, still trailing 10-0.  T.J. Yeldon takes a handoff on a 34 dive and goes 97 yards for a touchdown.  Alabama converts the extra point, making it 10-7 with 42 seconds remaining.  Alabama onside kicks the ball out-of-bounds.  Marc Curles awards the ball to Alabama at the Arkansas 42.  Bret Bielema opens an old hernia during a violent protest of the call.  Saban visits Bielema as he is down on the Arkansas sideline and says "welcome to the SEC".  As Bielema is being carted into the locker room, AJ McCarron hits Kenny Bell for a 42 yard TD.  Tide wins 14-10.

Sorry.  There are just no set of circumstances under which Arkansas beats Alabama this weekend.

Postscript - Steve Shaw announces Monday that Marc Curles was mistaken when he awarded Alabama the ball on the out-of-bounds onsides kick but says honest mistakes are part of the game.  Nevertheless, he orders Curles to sit in the corner in the officials' lounge for 5 minutes before the Arkansas-Auburn game.  Fox News issues an apology for its Saturday report, stating its sources mistook a weather balloon for a Soviet sub.   

Wow!! Saban's got a body double. +1

[BroyledNutts]

If the entire Alabama team gets dysentery, yes.

[bphi11ips]

Wow!! Saban's got a body double. +1

Evil geniuses always have a body double.

[RazorbackToTheFuture]

All evil geniuses have a body double.

I would say he probably has a mini-me but I don't know where you'd find another midget shorter than Saban.

[uams1989]

If Bielema truly is Nutt 2.0 then beating Alabama on the road a week after getting blown out by South Carolina at home is in the cards.

This!  As both a Bammer and Hog fan, I used to get so mad at Nutt because he would beat Bama then lose to someone not near as good!  If my Tide had to lose, I wanted the Hogs to look good. Way too common occurrence during those years!

[DLUXHOG]

Honestly, there is slim margin if hope... The game hasn't been played yet... (Remember in 77' we were double digit underdogs to OU and we shocked the world by besting them by 6 scores... No one gave us any consideration beforehand, NO ONE......anything is possible)

[texas tush hog]

   ARKANSAS COULD BE ALABAMA!  Posted on Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 10:00 AM Westcoast Time.

Yes and pigs could fly.

[jjdlc]

Crazy things happen all the time in college football.  I don't really see this being one of them, Saban's team is too disciplined.  At any rate, I expect to see a better effort than last week.

[ifghog]

Stranger things have happened according to the Old Testament.

That is about right! LMBO! It would be an act of Biblical proportion for us to Beat Bama this year! HAHA! That is great!

[Hogsmo Kramer]

I'd love to see it but we're not beating Bama man.

Not. Gonna. Happen.

[elksnort]

Honestly, there is slim margin if hope... The game hasn't been played yet... (Remember in 77' we were double digit underdogs to OU and we shocked the world by besting them by 6 scores... No one gave us any consideration beforehand, NO ONE......anything is possible)

No offense, but this is the worst comparison you could have mentioned. The 1977 Razorback teams was without a doubt, one of the best Razorback football teams of all time. They had great depth at RB, offensive line, etc. That's why losing Cowens, Bobo, Forrest, and Leotis Harris did not hurt the team too badly.

If we defeated Bama this weekend, it would be the GREATEST UPSET in the history of the  UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS FOOTBALL PROGRAM.

[zxbeer]

Yes and pigs could fly.

:razorback:

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[PennHOG]

[zxbeer]

There is always a chance. I predicted 4 wins for the hogs this year ,but Alabama wasn't one of them.
:razorback:

[reddogjcss]

You could win the lottery

[PygmalionEffect]

Okay.  My glass is half full. Here's a possible scenario:

Fox News reports Saturday at noon that a Soviet nuclear sub lost in the Marianas Trench for 30 years has surfaced 50 miles south of Mobile and has targeted Tuscaloosa for a 6:00 pm strike, thinking that the tea party induced government shutdown makes the U.S. vulnerable if the Soviets can take out the country's most popular football team, destroying American morale.  Robert Bentley orders the city evacuated, but ESPN threatens litigation if the game is canceled.  Mike Slive threatens to withdraw his support for Bentley unless the Alabama and Arkansas football teams are exempt from evacuation.  Meanwhile, Nick Saban and Alabama's first and second team are secreted out of Tuscaloosa dressed as Jesuit nuns.  The third teamers are to wear the starters' jerseys in order to complete the ruse.  Nick Saban's body double appears on the sidelines. 

Arkansas wins the toss and elects to kick.  On the opening play, Alabama's third-string QB is sacked by Chris Smith and Darius Philon and tears an ACL.  He is replaced by the third string punter, who promptly throws a pick six.  Arkansas holds a 7-0 lead through 3 quarters before Zach Hocker kicks a 53 yard field goal to put the Hogs up 10-0 with 10:33 left to play.  By the end of the first quarter, Nick Saban and the first and second string have reached Huntsville.  Fearing disaster, they turn around and head for Tuscaloosa but are detained for 30 minutes by an Alabama state trooper who mistakes the players' habits for burkas.  He believes the players are terrorists in league with the Soviets.  Saban is finally able to get Slive on the phone, who had been discussing Ole Miss's lead over LSU, and the disastrous effect an Ole Miss victory would have on the SEC's bowl payout, with Penn Wagers, the referee in that game.  Slive threatens to have the trooper reassigned to Brewton unless he escorts the team back to Tuscaloosa in time for the Crimson Tide to pull the game out in the fourth quarter.  They arrive with 56 seconds remaining.  Alabama has the ball on its own 3 yard line, still trailing 10-0.  T.J. Yeldon takes a handoff on a 34 dive and goes 97 yards for a touchdown.  Alabama converts the extra point, making it 10-7 with 42 seconds remaining.  Alabama onside kicks the ball out-of-bounds.  Marc Curles awards the ball to Alabama at the Arkansas 42.  Bret Bielema opens an old hernia during a violent protest of the call.  Saban visits Bielema as he is down on the Arkansas sideline and says "welcome to the SEC".  As Bielema is being carted into the locker room, AJ McCarron hits Kenny Bell for a 42 yard TD.  Tide wins 14-10.

Sorry.  There are just no set of circumstances under which Arkansas beats Alabama this weekend.

Postscript - Steve Shaw announces Monday that Marc Curles was mistaken when he awarded Alabama the ball on the out-of-bounds onsides kick but says honest mistakes are part of the game.  Nevertheless, he orders Curles to sit in the corner in the officials' lounge for 5 minutes before the Arkansas-Auburn game.  Fox News issues an apology for its Saturday report, stating its sources mistook a weather balloon for a Soviet sub.   

fixed it for ya, now it's totally factual

[Redhogs]

fixed it for ya, now it's totally factual

No...the original post was correct....you are just another low information voter blindly following their dear leader.

[alohawg]

Alabama has the #1 team in the country, again, but wait, they also have another top 25 team and probably another top 40 team behind them on the bench. Meanwhile Arkansas is maybe a top 100 team. No, Arkansas has zero chance Saturday but they will play because it's on the schedule.

[Turminator]

I'll go out on a limb and say they could win;  if the hogs commit zero turnovers, have zero three and outs.... and force 8 Alabama turnovers scoring touchdowns on each one of them.  Then they "could" win.

[The Divine Swine]

fixed it for ya, now it's totally factual

Obama is the one on record refusing to negotiate. The American people's interests are being represented by the House republicans just as much as the liberals are being represented from the Senate. There should be compromise, but Obama and his minions won't have it. As long as the republicans control the House then the Senate and obama should work with them and not publicly state "there will be no negotiations" But then again, cannot expect much more from the man that will go down as the worst and most disastrous president in history.

[ricoman]

It is not impossible but it is improbable

[ARtillahog]

No...the original post was correct....you are just another low information voter blindly following their dear leader.

Thank you

[bphi11ips]

fixed it for ya, now it's totally factual

But you removed the sarcasm.