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Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:03:54 pm #150
Belcher hits to SS.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:04:29 pm #151
Salem to 3rd.
Avila ( i think) hits it to Hamblin.  After three, Hogs lead, 2-1..
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."
 

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:04:43 pm #152
HOLD ON!!  How are the hogs leading???? 
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

hogfan x

May 13, 2007, 03:05:44 pm #153
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Jones gets a bunt down and Robison and Smalling are safe, only ONE out. deep fly bal will get 2 runs home now with the speed on the bags.
Not in that small park...fly ball only scores one

Not in any park

It occasionally happens where a guy scores from 2nd on a SF

Only if the outfielder falls and breaks his arm ;)
The Hogs did it against Vandy this year in game one of their series at Baum to win it when Jones scored from second on a SF

No error????????

none WHAT SO EVER.

I believe you if you say so, but i've watched lots of BB and the Vandy guy must have had a wimpy arm

Watch for yourself and draw your own conclusions....

[youtube=425,350]y229ynBDK64[/youtube]


I stand corrected.  First one I've seen without missing a cut off man or an error.
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz, Arkansas

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:06:01 pm #154
Linescore through 3:

 Hogs  0 1 1          2 3 1
 Tide   1 0 0          1 3 0

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:06:27 pm #155
Hamblin at the plate.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:06:39 pm #156
Hamblin pops it to the 2nd baseman.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:06:46 pm #157
Didn't Lou Brock score from 2nd on a SF in the World Series one year?

hogfan x

May 13, 2007, 03:07:15 pm #158
Quote from: Publius on May 13, 2007, 03:06:46 pm
Didn't Lou Brock score from 2nd on a SF in the World Series one year?

Before my time by a year or 2
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz, Arkansas

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:07:21 pm #159
Walker fouls first pitch back, 0-1.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:07:56 pm #160
Walker gets a a base hit to right.  Willard now at the plate.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:08:37 pm #161
Willard hits into a 6-4-3 DP to end the inning.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:09:22 pm #162
Linescore through 3 and half:

  Hogs  0 1 1  0                   2 4 1
  Tide   1 0 0                       1 3 0
 

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:10:11 pm #163
Through 4 and half on the plains, 2-1 Tigers

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:10:15 pm #164
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Jones gets a bunt down and Robison and Smalling are safe, only ONE out. deep fly bal will get 2 runs home now with the speed on the bags.
Not in that small park...fly ball only scores one

Not in any park

It occasionally happens where a guy scores from 2nd on a SF

Only if the outfielder falls and breaks his arm ;)
The Hogs did it against Vandy this year in game one of their series at Baum to win it when Jones scored from second on a SF

No error????????

none WHAT SO EVER.

I believe you if you say so, but i've watched lots of BB and the Vandy guy must have had a wimpy arm

Watch for yourself and draw your own conclusions....

[youtube=425,350]y229ynBDK64[/youtube]


I stand corrected.  First one I've seen without missing a cut off man or an error.

No prob, but thats what we were tellin ya....it happens.
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:11:44 pm #165
first pitch to Bentley is downstairs, 2-0.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:12:29 pm #166
3-0 to Bentley.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:12:39 pm #167
I don't like the way Welker is getting behind

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:12:42 pm #168
Bentley walks on 3-1.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:12:58 pm #169
I dont either.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:13:29 pm #170
Howel hits a basehit down the line past 3rd. no outs.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:13:59 pm #171
2nd and 3rd w/ no one out.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:14:52 pm #172
Welker needs 2 K's.  Welker gets ahead 0-1. misses low now, 1-1.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:15:31 pm #173
Welker hasn't looked to great the last month.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."
 

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:15:39 pm #174
Bama announcers....."Logan Forsythe acting as if he is playing tennis at the french open trying to show a spot on the ground where the ball hit foul." 
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:16:35 pm #175
Hell....get Schmidt warming up, he only threw 3 innings the other night

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:17:03 pm #176
Quote from: Publius on May 13, 2007, 03:16:35 pm
Hell....get Schmidt warming up, he only threw 3 innings the other night


Good point.  How many pitches did he throw? 

"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:17:06 pm #177
2-1 to May. May takes a strike. 2-2/
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:18:30 pm #178
May hits to Hamblin, he goes home and gets Bentley out at home, 3-2 is the force. only 1 out.  Howell didnt get to third, he's still at second.  1st and 2nd.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:18:43 pm #179
Bentley out at home!!!  Nice throw Hamblin!
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:18:54 pm #180
Quote from: Ouachihog on May 13, 2007, 03:17:03 pm
Quote from: Publius on May 13, 2007, 03:16:35 pm
Hell....get Schmidt warming up, he only threw 3 innings the other night


Good point.  How many pitches did he throw? 


He's pitched on Sunday this year against MSU and then I think came back the next Friday...of course he's slated to pitch on Thursday this week against Ole Piss

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:19:10 pm #181
DP in order now

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:19:18 pm #182
Odle is at the plate.  1-1 to Odle w/ a strike voer outer edge.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:19:46 pm #183
Odle gets a base hit to the wall.  tied game now, 2-2.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:19:56 pm #184
Odle gets a 2B.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:20:09 pm #185
Vandy changing pitchers down 2-1 in the bottom of the 5th...AU has a man at 2nd and one out

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:20:53 pm #186
Moore is at the plate now. Bama leads low, 3-2 from SF from Moore.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:21:10 pm #187
Pamel at the plate.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:21:42 pm #188
Pamel bunts foul, strike 1.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:22:08 pm #189
Gotta get this guy and keep it at 1 run

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:23:07 pm #190
1-2 to Pamel, slider was swung on and missed, inning over. Bama leads 3-2 through 4.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:23:37 pm #191
Linescore through 4:

 Hogs  0 1 1  0            2 4 1
 Tide   1 0 0  2            3 5 0

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:23:47 pm #192
Quote from: hog_fan_08 on May 13, 2007, 03:23:07 pm
1-2 to Pamel, slider was swung on and missed, inning over. Bama leads 3-2 through 4.


Not great, but could've been much worse.  Still only one down.  Need the bats to wake up.
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:23:57 pm #193
Who scored Arkansas' 2nd run????? i'm lost!!
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:24:22 pm #194
2-1 Tigers through 5

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:24:58 pm #195
Smalling, Robison, and Jones due up.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:25:15 pm #196
Miss State leads UGA 2-0 in game 2 from Athens

Kentucky leads Ole MIss 4-3 in Oxford
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

Publius

May 13, 2007, 03:25:25 pm #197
Quote from: Ouachihog on May 13, 2007, 03:23:47 pm
Quote from: hog_fan_08 on May 13, 2007, 03:23:07 pm
1-2 to Pamel, slider was swung on and missed, inning over. Bama leads 3-2 through 4.


Not great, but could've been much worse.  Still only one down.  Need the bats to wake up.
Yea, you knew 2 runs weren't gunna win it...need a big inning to take some of the heat off of Welker

Break & Run

May 13, 2007, 03:25:37 pm #198
smalling takes ball 1.
Quote from: Michael BernalWhat's your favorite Arkansas tradition?
"I can't be cliché and say 'Call the Hogs,' but I think I have to.  That's just something that sets our university apart.  When you're out on the field and everyone in the stadium stands up, it's amazing.  Even when we're at a football or basketball game, just to see that many people around you doing the same thing for you when you're on the field or for the other guys who are playing, it's pretty awesome."

Ouachihog

May 13, 2007, 03:26:04 pm #199
Quote from: Publius on May 13, 2007, 03:25:25 pm
Quote from: Ouachihog on May 13, 2007, 03:23:47 pm
Quote from: hog_fan_08 on May 13, 2007, 03:23:07 pm
1-2 to Pamel, slider was swung on and missed, inning over. Bama leads 3-2 through 4.



Not great, but could've been much worse.  Still only one down.  Need the bats to wake up.
Yea, you knew 2 runs weren't gunna win it...need a big inning to take some of the heat off of Welker

We really starting knocking the cover off the ball at this point in yesterday's game....hopefully we can do it today. 
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
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