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Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:27:46 pm
Corndogs this weekend.
How will I handle the game?
Intoxicated!
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Razorbackers

November 08, 2017, 04:30:46 pm #1
Coach O Gonna Run
Like Poop Through A Bread Fed Goose
Damn Carpetbaggers
 

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:33:09 pm #2
Here's one for Delta
Jeff Long and Bret Bielema
Are out on their arse.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:35:47 pm #3
Hey porkrindjimmy
What are your sources saying?
Is it Tim Horton?
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Razorbackers

November 08, 2017, 04:44:39 pm #4
My sources have heard
the BOT vote is in
welcome coach Les Miles

Sooie-cidal

November 08, 2017, 04:45:07 pm #5
Long is the problem
Please board correct this right now
Stadium half full
Quote from: Arthur Dick Ranney on September 24, 2012, 10:10:16 pm
well that is 7 more wins than this team is going to get eistinen

Wildhog

November 08, 2017, 04:46:39 pm #6
Strange things are afoot
Bert eats Ed O to save job
Ermagerd woo pig
Arkansas Razorbacks Football National Championships:
1909/1964/1965/1977

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:47:50 pm #7
I prefer Pepsi
Am I a carpetbagger?
I just add more booze.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Razorbackers

November 08, 2017, 04:48:58 pm #8
Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on November 08, 2017, 04:47:50 pm
I prefer Pepsi
Am I a carpetbagger?
I just add more booze.

I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate pepsi

razorbackfan86

November 08, 2017, 04:49:28 pm #9
We are Arkansas
The SEC laughs at us
Fire Bert and Jeff please.

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:51:21 pm #10
Quote from: Razorbackers on November 08, 2017, 04:48:58 pm
I hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
hate hate hate pepsi

Well Dr. Pepper
Is a good mixer for chicks
With Southern Comfort.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

SquidBilly

November 08, 2017, 04:52:58 pm #11
Bret hits the bottle
Fails in Louisiana
Hits bottle again

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:53:33 pm #12
Guv just now posted
Houston D Nutt for AD
Hire Gus Malazahn.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
 

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 04:56:15 pm #13
Quote from: Bret Squealema on November 08, 2017, 04:52:58 pm
Bret hits the bottle
Fails in Louisiana
Hits bottle again

No one from the south
Can say Lou eze e ana
It's Lou zee ana
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Grag T

November 08, 2017, 05:01:50 pm #14
Bert is leaving soon
Jelly sammiches don't work
Three more games to go

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live;  it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.  Unselfishness is letting other people's lives alone, not interfering with them.  Selfishness always aims at creating around it an absolute uniformity of type."  - Oscar Wilde

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 05:04:30 pm #15
Quote from: Grag T on November 08, 2017, 05:01:50 pm
Bert is leaving soon
Jelly sammiches don't work
Three more games to go



Bert is not his name
Shows a lot of disrespect
Bugs Bunny says Boit.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

HoggyCat

November 08, 2017, 05:06:07 pm #16
Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on November 08, 2017, 05:04:30 pm
Bert is not his name
Shows a lot of disrespect
Bugs Bunny says Boit.

Roses are red
Rainbows are multi-colored
Blow it out your arse
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.

Ex-Trumpet

November 08, 2017, 05:11:51 pm #17
Quote from: HoggyCat on November 08, 2017, 05:06:07 pm
Roses are red
Rainbows are multi-colored
Blow it out your arse

What comes out my arse
Are definitely rainbows
Smells like rose petals.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Grag T

November 08, 2017, 05:15:20 pm #18
Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on November 08, 2017, 05:11:51 pm
What comes out my arse
Are definitely rainbows
Smells like rose petals.

You are on a roll
This whole thread is impressive
Boit should work this hard
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live;  it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.  Unselfishness is letting other people's lives alone, not interfering with them.  Selfishness always aims at creating around it an absolute uniformity of type."  - Oscar Wilde

HoggyCat

November 08, 2017, 05:18:32 pm #19
Vodka and hot wings
I'm going to get fit shaced
More tequila please
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.

HoggyCat

November 08, 2017, 05:21:42 pm #20
Quote from: Ex-Trumpet on November 08, 2017, 04:53:33 pm
Guv just now posted
Houston D Nutt for AD
Hire Gus Malazahn.

Oh hell no to Nutt
That is one moronic clown
Please just shoot me now
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.

longtimeHogfan

November 08, 2017, 06:26:53 pm #21
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
I don't like to plan my day because then the word premeditated comes into the conversation.

LumberBacks

November 08, 2017, 06:32:20 pm #22
Forest City Joe,
Where are you when we need you?
Sunshine pump is broke.

HoggyCat

November 08, 2017, 06:36:27 pm #23
Bert & Kurt too big

Triple cheeseburgers galore

Eat one then 2 more.
I'm only responsible for what I say, not how you perceive it.
 

Hoginsavga

November 08, 2017, 06:42:19 pm #24
Can anyone tell me what time it starts and which channel?

HawgWild

November 08, 2017, 06:46:39 pm #25
How low can we go?
I'm old enough to have seen
Hogs win a N C

tasteslikechicken

November 08, 2017, 07:28:35 pm #26
No fans in the stands
Means Hogs are bottom feeders
Fire Bielema now

twistitup

November 08, 2017, 07:31:08 pm #27
Nm
How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

twistitup

November 08, 2017, 07:39:39 pm #28
We need a big win
We also need a new coach
Sat is a win / win

How you gonna win when you ain't right within?

Here I am again mixing misery and gin....

hogfanmd

November 08, 2017, 08:37:37 pm #29
Yaw Yaw Yaw Football
Gonna beat us bad this week
Ready for a change

Seebs

November 08, 2017, 09:55:58 pm #30
Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
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greenEGnHAWGS

November 08, 2017, 09:59:57 pm #31
Haikus are always fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
Did they get you to trade a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage...?

OneTuskOverTheLine™

November 08, 2017, 10:41:43 pm #32
Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

OneTuskOverTheLine™

November 08, 2017, 10:42:25 pm #33
Quote from: Seebs on November 08, 2017, 09:55:58 pm
Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

My favorite so far...
Quote from: capehog on March 12, 2010...
My ex wife had a pet monkey I used to play with. That was one of the few things I liked about her

quote from: golf2day on June 19, 2014....
I'm disgusted, but kinda excited. Now I'm disgusted that I'm excited.

SamBuckhart

November 08, 2017, 11:34:16 pm #34
Roses are red
Whizz  is yellow
Barney is purple. Eat shirt lshoo. Wooo f  Pig
BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL. THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS!!!  WOOO PIG!!!

Darth Hognutts

November 09, 2017, 06:31:51 am #35
Bert is preparing. He is close to a breakthrough. Jeff is still in love.
You've got to have the heart of the HOG!

Ex-Trumpet

November 09, 2017, 07:28:07 am #36
Quote from: SamBuckhart on November 08, 2017, 11:34:16 pm
Roses are red
Whizz  is yellow
Barney is purple. Eat shirt lshoo. Wooo f  Pig

You're doing it wrong
Syllables dictate the form
Five, seven, then five
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Ex-Trumpet

November 09, 2017, 07:30:36 am #37
Quote from: OneTuskOverTheLine™ on November 08, 2017, 10:41:43 pm
Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!

There once was a guy
Wore windbreakers in the heat
Now has initials.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Jackrabbit Hog

November 09, 2017, 07:51:35 am #38
Bert can't coach football
Why'd he leave Sesame Street?
Need Ernie instead.
Quote from: JIMMY BOARFFETT on June 29, 2018, 03:47:07 pm
I'm sure it's nothing that a $500 retainer can't fix.  Contact JackRabbit Hog for payment instructions.

BearsBisonsBoars

November 09, 2017, 07:55:09 am #39
Pigs starving in fall
Root fruitlessly through the slop
seeking who to blame.

BearsBisonsBoars

November 09, 2017, 07:59:32 am #40
Blood is cardinal
Butcher smock white, comes Coach O
To make his sausage

hawg1221

November 09, 2017, 08:00:34 am #41
What is a haiku?

BearsBisonsBoars

November 09, 2017, 08:01:57 am #42
Quote from: hawg1221 on November 09, 2017, 08:00:34 am
What is a haiku?

Syllables each line
five seven five there must be
Rhyming optional

Ohio Hog

November 09, 2017, 08:06:09 am #43
Love my Hogs dearly
Season of disappointments
There's always next year

Repeat

hawg1221

November 09, 2017, 08:22:18 am #44
Quote from: BearsBisonsBoars on November 09, 2017, 08:01:57 am
Syllables each line
five seven five there must be
Rhyming optional

Okay. Thanks. Let me try one.

Five syllable line
A seven syllable line
Five syllable line

Ex-Trumpet

November 09, 2017, 08:25:24 am #45
Quote from: OneTuskOverTheLine™ on November 08, 2017, 10:41:43 pm
Who gives a rat's ass?
Haiku is for cork soakers,
Limerick gooder.!!

Limericks are hard
In the form of a haiku
I'll give it a try.

There once was a man
At half served PB and jam
We lost again.  Damn.
Do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

BearsBisonsBoars

November 09, 2017, 08:41:12 am #46
Quote from: Seebs on November 08, 2017, 09:55:58 pm
Food on Windbreaker
Jen, get the spray and wash please
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

Winner. I bow to you sempai.

FineAsSwine

November 09, 2017, 08:52:58 am #47
It happens each year
Football sux but never fear
Basketball cometh
Hogs up! Covid down!

TushCrush

November 09, 2017, 08:58:58 am #48
Hogs beat LSU
Nobody expected that
Lobster for dinner

BearsBisonsBoars

November 09, 2017, 08:59:43 am #49
Quote from: FineAsSwine on November 09, 2017, 08:52:58 am
It happens each year
Football sux but never fear
Basketball cometh
Sad is the question,
When the big two sports are bad,
"Is it track season?".
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