This is the official "make fun of bama fans" thread...

[pipehog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lkleWzfYDE

this says it all

[pipehog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHJ6cHtRT0

[Nutts and Bolts]

What do an Alabama fan and a moggot have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for a long time....

[Bama Hog™]

You might be a Bama fan if:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 

[Bama Hog™]

A BAMA football player was earning some extra money in the summer doing odd jobs. He knocked on a door and asked if the family needed any jobs done. The homeowner said that in fact he was just about to go out back and paint the porch green. He handed the BAMA player a bucket of green paint and told him to let him know when he was finished. A couple of hours later, the player, covered with green paint, knocked on the front door and told the man he was finished. The man paid him $25.00 and as the player turned to leave he said, "Oh, and by the way, that ain't a porsche, that's a Ferrari."

[Bama Hog™]

WARNING!
When visiting Tuscaloosa, be sure to keep your windows rolled up.
If you're not careful, they just might throw Alabama diplomas into your car!

[Bama Hog™]

Q. - What's the difference between BAMA's Bryant-Denny Stadium and a porcupine?

A. - A Porcupine has 83,000 pricks on the outside.

[Bama Hog™]

Q: How do you break an Alabama fan's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

[Bama Hog™]

Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Alabama in the same day?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!

[Bama Hog™]

Q: How many Alabama students does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.

[Bama Hog™]

Q: What do you call a female Alabama fan with no brothers or sisters?
A: A virgin

[Bama Hog™]

Q: How can you tell that you're getting close to Alabama?
A: If you stop to take a piss the Cows will back up to the fence!

[Bama Hog™]

Q: What is the difference between an Alabama cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells like sh*t; the other is a fish.

[prince of parlay]

Actually, there really aren't many hillbillies in Alabama. White trash...yep. Rednecks...plentiful.

Hillbillies; however, generally need mountains on which to reside and limit their access to the more modern amenities and non-familial mates. With the exception of the Sand Mountain area, (really more a high plateau) Alabama is primarily just "hilly".

Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, and even your own Ozarks, are better breeding habitats for (hickus americanus hayseedus) hillbillies.

Having traveled extensively, I find it quite humorous that anyone from another southern state would try to assert their genealogical, geographical, cultural, or intellectual superiority. I've been to Arkansas several times and did not feel like I was in a place very different from Alabama at all. I love the South and I love Southern people, but there is no room for rock throwing...too many windows covered in bisquene already.

Oh how wonderful we have a wise a$$ in the house that probably doesnt think the hogs have a chance.  Well bucko let me tell ya 1st 2 games close....yes....W's....yes....I wouldnt count the hogs until the end because if this one stays close like the 1st 2 expect it to finish like the first two.  man I cant wait to see Casey throw all over your secondary!

[Bama Hog™]

Q: How do you keep an Alabama girl from biting her nails?
A: Make her wear shoes.

[Blue35]

There are a few red elephants lurking on here.

[Panthers63]

Actually, there really aren't many hillbillies in Alabama. White trash...yep. Rednecks...plentiful.

Hillbillies; however, generally need mountains on which to reside and limit their access to the more modern amenities and non-familial mates. With the exception of the Sand Mountain area, (really more a high plateau) Alabama is primarily just "hilly".

Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, and even your own Ozarks, are better breeding habitats for (hickus americanus hayseedus) hillbillies.

Having traveled extensively, I find it quite humorous that anyone from another southern state would try to assert their genealogical, geographical, cultural, or intellectual superiority. I've been to Arkansas several times and did not feel like I was in a place very different from Alabama at all. I love the South and I love Southern people, but there is no room for rock throwing...too many windows covered in bisquene already.

North Alabama has quite a few mountains to go along with Sand Mountain. I actually live on Brindley Mountain which is overlooking Huntsville, AL even though it is south of Huntsville. On the Northside of Huntsville there are some little roads that will take you way up high to some little towns that are definately full of "hillbillies". There is even a ski resort in Mentone, AL that is open from the end of November to the first of January.

[djcc13]

What is the definition of a "peeping Tom" in Alabama?


Answer. A guy who looks into his own pants.

:razorback: :razorback: :razorback: :razorback: :razorback:

[pigz]

North Alabama has quite a few mountains to go along with Sand Mountain. I actually live on Brindley Mountain which is overlooking Huntsville, AL even though it is south of Huntsville. On the Northside of Huntsville there are some little roads that will take you way up high to some little towns that are definately full of "hillbillies". There is even a ski resort in Mentone, AL that is open from the end of November to the first of January.

Lets not forget meth mountain

[PolishPigPower]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i86oME3Epkg

[PolishPigPower]

Too freakin' good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD1Gxrl4tLs&feature=related

[HogBrew]

How can you tell if an Alabama fan is balanced?

They have snuff spit drooling out both sides of their mouth.

[Ex-Trumpet]

[Ex-Trumpet]

[Ex-Trumpet]

[pigz]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bama fans too.

Not really knowing what a Bama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Bama fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm an Arkansas Razorback fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Arkansas fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Razorback fans, so I'm a Razorback fan too"
she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. "What would you be then?" the teacher asks.

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan"

[razorbacker3]

bump......Please Bamahog...keep 'em coming

[Reaganite]

You might be a Bama fan if:

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 

Excellent.  I laughed so hard I had tears on a few of those!  +1

[Reaganite]

Obviously made by an LSU Corndog, but funny none the less: